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Iain Churches[_2_]
December 21st 08, 12:33 PM
Please raise your hand if you think
Arny is:

1. A true Christian.
2. Honest
3. Sincere
4. An audiophile whose opinion is of any consequence
5. A professional recording engineer
6. A person with whom one would normally wish to
be associated.

Hmm. Just as I suspected.
I can't see a single hand:-)

Arny Krueger
December 21st 08, 01:19 PM
"Iain Churches" > wrote in message
i.fi
> Please raise your hand if you think
> Arny is:
>
> 1. A true Christian.
> 2. Honest
> 3. Sincere
> 4. An audiophile whose opinion is of any consequence
> 5. A professional recording engineer
> 6. A person with whom one would normally wish to
> be associated.

Clearly Iain, you are none of the above, and I daresay very proud of it all.

Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!
December 21st 08, 01:26 PM
On Dec 21, 7:19*am, "Arny Krueger" > wrote:
> "Iain Churches" > wrote in message
>
> i.fi
>
> > Please raise your hand if you think
> > Arny is:
>
> > 1. A true Christian.
> > 2. Honest
> > 3. Sincere
> > 4. An audiophile whose opinion is of any consequence
> > 5. A professional recording engineer
> > 6. A person with whom one would normally wish to
> > be associated.
>
> Clearly Iain, you are none of the above, and I daresay very proud of it all.

GOIA, it's time for chruch. Perhaps you'll be in a better mood once
your soul's been saved.

BTW, if you could *puhleeeze* knock off the IKYABWAIs, GOIA. The CPAs
are falling behind again. Thanks!

Boon
December 22nd 08, 02:54 AM
On Dec 21, 4:33�am, "Iain Churches" > wrote:
> Please raise your hand if you think
> Arny is:
>
> 1. A true Christian.
> 2. Honest
> 3. Sincere
> 4. An audiophile whose opinion is of any consequence
> 5. A professional recording engineer
> 6. A person with whom one would normally wish to
> be associated.
>
> Hmm. Just as I suspected.
> I can't see a single hand:-)

Still no hands raised, I notice.

Boon

Clyde Slick
December 22nd 08, 03:06 AM
On 21 Dec, 21:54, Boon > wrote:
> On Dec 21, 4:33 am, "Iain Churches" > wrote:
>
> > Please raise your hand if you think
> > Arny is:
>
> > 1. A true Christian.
> > 2. Honest
> > 3. Sincere
> > 4. An audiophile whose opinion is of any consequence
> > 5. A professional recording engineer
> > 6. A person with whom one would normally wish to
> > be associated.
>
> > Hmm. Just as I suspected.
> > I can't see a single hand:-)
>
> Still no hands raised, I notice.
>
> Boon

I expect Arny to raise his hand at any minute and ask
"Can I go to the bathroom?"

George M. Middius[_4_]
December 22nd 08, 03:19 AM
Clyde Slick said:

> > > I can't see a single hand:-)

> > Still no hands raised, I notice.

> I expect Arny to raise his hand at any minute and ask
> "Can I go to the bathroom?"

If he does, just tell him it's too late for snacks and he has to wait for
breakfast.

Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!
December 22nd 08, 04:43 AM
On Dec 21, 8:54*pm, Boon > wrote:
> On Dec 21, 4:33 am, "Iain Churches" > wrote:
>
> > Please raise your hand if you think
> > Arny is:
>
> > 1. A true Christian.
> > 2. Honest
> > 3. Sincere
> > 4. An audiophile whose opinion is of any consequence
> > 5. A professional recording engineer
> > 6. A person with whom one would normally wish to
> > be associated.
>
> > Hmm. Just as I suspected.
> > I can't see a single hand:-)
>
> Still no hands raised, I notice.

Ask a better question.

TT
December 22nd 08, 06:20 AM
"Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!" >
wrote in message
...
On Dec 21, 8:54 pm, Boon > wrote:
> On Dec 21, 4:33 am, "Iain Churches" >
> wrote:
>
> > Please raise your hand if you think
> > Arny is:
>
> > 1. A true Christian.
> > 2. Honest
> > 3. Sincere
> > 4. An audiophile whose opinion is of any consequence
> > 5. A professional recording engineer
> > 6. A person with whom one would normally wish to
> > be associated.
>
> > Hmm. Just as I suspected.
> > I can't see a single hand:-)
>
> Still no hands raised, I notice.

Ask a better question.

OK here goes.

Q: Who here believes Arny is sane?

Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!
December 22nd 08, 03:19 PM
On Dec 22, 12:20*am, "TT" > wrote:
> "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!" >
> wrote in ...
> On Dec 21, 8:54 pm, Boon > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Dec 21, 4:33 am, "Iain Churches" >
> > wrote:
>
> > > Please raise your hand if you think
> > > Arny is:
>
> > > 1. A true Christian.
> > > 2. Honest
> > > 3. Sincere
> > > 4. An audiophile whose opinion is of any consequence
> > > 5. A professional recording engineer
> > > 6. A person with whom one would normally wish to
> > > be associated.
>
> > > Hmm. Just as I suspected.
> > > I can't see a single hand:-)
>
> > Still no hands raised, I notice.
>
> Ask a better question.
>
> OK here goes.
>
> Q: Who here believes Arny is sane?

Ask a better question.

Sophistic
December 22nd 08, 08:52 PM
G.I. Jill snapped to attention and smartly saluted:

> Ask a better question.

Why don't you go inseminate yourself? :-)

Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!
December 22nd 08, 09:20 PM
On Dec 22, 2:52*pm, "Sophistic" > wrote:
> G.I. Jill snapped to attention and smartly saluted:
>
> > Ask a better question.
>
> Why don't you go inseminate yourself? :-)

I'll take that as a racist comment against a black woman proudly
serving in an imaginary unit at Ft. Drum.

Where have you been, sugar? I've missed you. ;-)

Sophistic
December 22nd 08, 09:33 PM
G.I. Jill shimmied:

> I'll take that as

You'd rather take it like Toni Basil singing 'bout "Micky."

Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!
December 22nd 08, 09:58 PM
On Dec 22, 3:33*pm, "Sophistic" > wrote:
> G.I. Jill shimmied:
>
> > I'll take that as
>
> You'd rather

You'd rather find a date in the men's locker room at a roller-skating
rink.

Isn't this fun, sugar?

Sophistic
December 22nd 08, 10:21 PM
G.I. Jill squealed with delight:

> Isn't this fun, sugar?

Last time you had this much fun was when you inadvertently sat on a bayonet.

Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!
December 23rd 08, 05:16 PM
On Dec 22, 4:21*pm, "Sophistic" > wrote:
> G.I. Jill squealed with delight:
>
> > Isn't this fun, sugar?
>
> Last time

The last time you went to the doctor you found out the ache in your
wrist was due to carpal tunnel from having too much sex.