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Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!
December 19th 08, 11:30 PM
Poor Arny
He's crazy
He likes to lie and lie

His inbox
It's empty
The accusations fly

"It's Marc or
It's JA
Or puppet Yustabe!"

"Or Gindhi
Or George
Or anyone but me!"

He's got
He's got no
He's got no photograph!

He's got
He's got no
He's got no photograph!

"She's too young
Or too old
I really can't decide"

"Oh God, Look!
The newsgroup!
It's me that they deride!"

The police
are sent for
By whom he cannot say

The squad car
Is watching
His house both night and day

The net is
closing fast
He will not get away

He's got
He's got no
He's got no photograph!

He's got
He's got no
He's got no photograph!

The story
Keeps changing
Shift details day to day

"I've said so
Many things I
Can't think of what to say"

He enters
His basement
And he begins to pray

"It's Marc or
That Shhhh! guy
Or probably JA"

He's got
He's got no
(Please don't try to lie to me)
He's got no photograph!

He's got
He's got no
(Please don't try to lie to me)
He's got no photograph!

Boon
December 20th 08, 01:29 AM
On Dec 19, 3:30�pm, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> Poor Arny
> He's crazy
> He likes to lie and lie
>
> His inbox
> It's empty
> The accusations fly
>
> "It's Marc or
> It's JA
> Or puppet Yustabe!"
>
> "Or Gindhi
> Or George
> Or anyone but me!"
>
> He's got
> He's got no
> He's got no photograph!
>
> He's got
> He's got no
> He's got no photograph!
>
> "She's too young
> Or too old
> I really can't decide"
>
> "Oh God, Look!
> The newsgroup!
> It's me that they deride!"
>
> The police
> are sent for
> By whom he cannot say
>
> The squad car
> Is watching
> His house both night and day
>
> The net is
> closing fast
> He will not get away
>
> He's got
> He's got no
> He's got no photograph!
>
> He's got
> He's got no
> He's got no photograph!
>
> The story
> Keeps changing
> Shift details day to day
>
> "I've said so
> Many things I
> Can't think of what to say"
>
> He enters
> His basement
> And he begins to pray
>
> "It's Marc or
> That Shhhh! guy
> Or probably JA"
>
> He's got
> He's got no
> (Please don't try to lie to me)
> He's got no photograph!
>
> He's got
> He's got no
> (Please don't try to lie to me)
> He's got no photograph!

Not bad!

Boon