Kwestion for Arnii Krooger, Humongous Geniusborg

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Kwestion for Arnii Krooger, Humongous Geniusborg
by George M. Middius > Dec 8, 2008 at 08:13 PM

>>"When was the last time a mere human being thought of something before
you
thought of it?

Let's take a few examples. Some human beings say tube amps are fun. You,
however, know that's false. You tell us, the misguided and ignorant
masses, that we mustn't like tube amps because then we would be bigots.
And we certainly don't want to be bigots. When the rest of us catch up
with you and start ditching our tube amps wholesale, you'll know your
message was finally received. Score one for Arnii."<<

Arni may be a goof, but you are a piece of ****. Go away.

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[George M. Middius[_4_]]

When was the last time a mere human being thought of something before you
thought of it?

Let's take a few examples. Some human beings say tube amps are fun. You,
however, know that's false. You tell us, the misguided and ignorant
masses, that we mustn't like tube amps because then we would be bigots.
And we certainly don't want to be bigots. When the rest of us catch up
with you and start ditching our tube amps wholesale, you'll know your
message was finally received. Score one for Arnii.

Next: Some human beings believe in the dogma of christianity. Others
don't. You do, even though you also say you're in love with 'science'. To
us uneducated slobs, the idea of accepting miraculous events as the work
of an omnipotent deity-entity is the opposite of science. You, however,
inhabit a completely different plane of existence from us mere humans. One
day we'll realize that the science practiced by smart humans is only what
"God" deigns to allow them. Score another one for Arnii.

Next: We human beings are very limited in our understanding of truth
versus lies. We adhere to quaint predilections like preferring truth over
lies. You were one of the first -- if not the first -- to discover that
lies are generally superior to truth. You came to this brilliant
realization by scientifically emitting blizzards of lies and not getting
struck down by God as a result. You, being a genius, realized that if
neither truth nor lies results in divine annihilation, lies are clearly
better. Yet another point for Arnii.


So tell us when, if ever, you were not the first one to realize something.
I'm betting it's never happened, but I'm sure that if it has happened,
you'll be only too modest about revealing the when and where.

[TT]

"George M. Middius" > wrote in
message ...
>
>
>
> When was the last time a mere human being thought of
> something before you
> thought of it?
>
> Let's take a few examples. Some human beings say tube amps
> are fun. You,
> however, know that's false. You tell us, the misguided and
> ignorant
> masses, that we mustn't like tube amps because then we
> would be bigots.
> And we certainly don't want to be bigots. When the rest of
> us catch up
> with you and start ditching our tube amps wholesale,
> you'll know your
> message was finally received. Score one for Arnii.
>
> Next: Some human beings believe in the dogma of
> christianity. Others
> don't. You do, even though you also say you're in love
> with 'science'. To
> us uneducated slobs, the idea of accepting miraculous
> events as the work
> of an omnipotent deity-entity is the opposite of science.
> You, however,
> inhabit a completely different plane of existence from us
> mere humans. One
> day we'll realize that the science practiced by smart
> humans is only what
> "God" deigns to allow them. Score another one for Arnii.
>
> Next: We human beings are very limited in our
> understanding of truth
> versus lies. We adhere to quaint predilections like
> preferring truth over
> lies. You were one of the first -- if not the first -- to
> discover that
> lies are generally superior to truth. You came to this
> brilliant
> realization by scientifically emitting blizzards of lies
> and not getting
> struck down by God as a result. You, being a genius,
> realized that if
> neither truth nor lies results in divine annihilation,
> lies are clearly
> better. Yet another point for Arnii.
>
>
> So tell us when, if ever, you were not the first one to
> realize something.
> I'm betting it's never happened, but I'm sure that if it
> has happened,
> you'll be only too modest about revealing the when and
> where.
>
Of course this is all lies! I mean truth......... ahhh...
no lies....... I think just being a mere mortal I am unable
to contemplate the vastness of the these universal
truths...... or lies??????????

So if two lies don't make a truth does that mean two truths
must make a lie? I believe I need more guidance from "The
Chosen One"?

Please George, in your next communion with the great Krooger
can you ask for clarification on this? Oh and for him to
bestow on us his learning and omniscientness ;-) For I
believe IF I have wronged the "Great One" I shall be
condemned to a Snotfest of unparalleled proportions in human
history.

Amen TT (Soon to be changed to Aborg, I believe)

[Boon]

On Dec 8, 5:13�pm, "BretLudwig" > wrote:
> Middiot:
>
> Audio > Opinions on Audio Equipment > Kwestion for Ar... � � � � �
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> Kwestion for Arnii Krooger, Humongous Geniusborg
> by George M. Middius > Dec 8, 2008 at 08:13 PM
>
> >>"When was the last time a mere human being thought of something before
>
> you
> thought of it?
>
> Let's take a few examples. Some human beings say tube amps are fun. You,
> however, know that's false. You tell us, the misguided and ignorant
> masses, that we mustn't like tube amps because then we would be bigots.
> And we certainly don't want to be bigots. When the rest of us catch up
> with you and start ditching our tube amps wholesale, you'll know your
> message was finally received. Score one for Arnii."<<
>
> �Arni may be a goof, but you are a piece of ****. Go away.

Let's take a vote. You or George. I vote you.

Boon

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Dec 8, 7:13*pm, "BretLudwig" > wrote:

> *Arni may be a goof, but you are a piece of ****. Go away.

And yet another entrant for the "King of Irony" title.

They're coming out of the woodwork.