A Christmas question for GOIA

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

So, GOIA, your Lord and Savior's birthday is just around the corner.

In the spirit of my having to suffer through nativity scenes and
plastic Jesus figures on lawns, I'd like to know how calling people
"Middiot" or "****R" is in line with Christian principles and beliefs.
I'd like to know what your peculiar version of being a "good"
Christian is.

I'd like a glimpse into the inner 'workings' of an insane mind again.
It's always so amusing.

C'mon, GOIA, spill the beans. Take a day or two to consult with your
pastor if you need to.

It appears to me that Jenn is far closer to the ideals of what normal,
sane people would consider a "good" Christian. Lay it out, GOIA: show
us all how you are "better" Christian. How is what you do in line with
Christian values and beliefs? Are you doing what Jesus would do?

PS: I have it on good authority that Jesus was a Methodist.

[TT]

"Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!" >
wrote in message
...
> So, GOIA, your Lord and Savior's birthday is just around
> the corner.
>
> In the spirit of my having to suffer through nativity
> scenes and
> plastic Jesus figures on lawns, I'd like to know how
> calling people
> "Middiot" or "****R" is in line with Christian principles
> and beliefs.
> I'd like to know what your peculiar version of being a
> "good"
> Christian is.
>
> I'd like a glimpse into the inner 'workings' of an insane
> mind again.
> It's always so amusing.
>
> C'mon, GOIA, spill the beans. Take a day or two to consult
> with your
> pastor if you need to.
>
> It appears to me that Jenn is far closer to the ideals of
> what normal,
> sane people would consider a "good" Christian. Lay it out,
> GOIA: show
> us all how you are "better" Christian. How is what you do
> in line with
> Christian values and beliefs? Are you doing what Jesus
> would do?
>
> PS: I have it on good authority that Jesus was a
> Methodist.

Actually he was Jewish and went to church (or a stoning) on
a Saturday ;-)

Cheers TT

[Arny Krueger]

"Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!" >
wrote in message


> In the spirit of my having to suffer through nativity
> scenes and plastic Jesus figures on lawns, I'd like to
> know how calling people "Middiot" or "****R" is in line
> with Christian principles and beliefs. I'd like to know
> what your peculiar version of being a "good" Christian is.

****R, you obviously have zero respect for me, so there's no reason why I
should waste much time answering you, other than to give you a much-needed
clue.

I guess you think that Jesus never said anything critical about anybody any
time, any place.

But of course he did. Many times. So many times he was executed for what he
said. Ditto for John the Baptist. You do know who John the Baptist was,
right?

****R, you're just showing one more time how pitifully ignorant you are
about Christianity.

Ask Jenn, she should know all about this. You obviously have zero respect
for me, so there's no reason why I should waste much time answering you,
other than to give you a much-needed clue.

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Shhhh! said:

> In the spirit of my having to suffer through nativity scenes and
> plastic Jesus figures on lawns, I'd like to know how calling people
> "Middiot" or "****R" is in line with Christian principles and beliefs.

Well thats an easy one, Mr. ****Tr its christian because Arnii doesn'tt
call Mistress Jenn any bad names even though she's afraid of cocks.

> I'd like to know what your peculiar version of being a "good"
> Christian is.

Its like you, have or need a clue Mr. Midodit Dupe. Come, back when you
can admit your own version of Christianitty is sadly, lacking ****R.

;-)

> I'd like a glimpse into the inner 'workings' of an insane mind again.
> It's always so amusing.

Is that what you tell yourself when you look, in the mirror Mr. Shhhitr?

> C'mon, GOIA, spill the beans. Take a day or two to consult with your
> pastor if you need to.

As if you even know where to find a pastor, LOt"S. ;-(

> It appears to me that Jenn is far closer to the ideals of what normal,
> sane people would consider a "good" Christian. Lay it out, GOIA: show
> us all how you are "better" Christian. How is what you do in line with
> Christian values and beliefs? Are you doing what Jesus would do?

Lettssee Shttrrir, how many sins have you comittted this week? Im sure
youve got me beaten, again. Aktonison wouldnt give you a free trip to New
Yorke even if your house were, on fire Shiiitr.

> PS: I have it on good authority that Jesus was a Methodist.

Prove it! ;-)

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Dec 3, 5:32*pm, "Arny Krueger" > wrote:
> "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!" >
> wrote in
>
> > In the spirit of my having to suffer through nativity
> > scenes and plastic Jesus figures on lawns, I'd like to
> > know how calling people "Middiot" or "****R" is in line
> > with Christian principles and beliefs. I'd like to know
> > what your peculiar version of being a "good" Christian is.
>
> ****R, you obviously have zero respect for me, so there's no reason why I
> should waste much time answering you, other than to give you a much-needed
> clue.

This isn't about yu at all, GOIA, unless you think that you're Jesus.
It has to do with what good Christians do, GOIA. So tell me: what do
good Christians do?

> I guess you think that Jesus never said anything critical about anybody any
> time, any place.

Where did you come up with that one?

> But of course he did. Many times. So many times he was executed for what he
> said. Ditto for John the Baptist. You do know who John the Baptist was,
> right?

Indeed.

So how many times was Jesus "executed", GOIA?

> ****R, you're just showing one more time how pitifully ignorant you are
> about Christianity.

Spell it out, GOIA: how am I "ignorant" about Christianity? Otherwise
you're just bleating.

> Ask Jenn, she should know all about this. You obviously have zero respect
> for me, so there's no reason why I should waste much time answering you,
> other than to give you a much-needed clue.

As Jenn would say, "chirp, chirp".

So how about it, GOIA? If I'm "ignorant" about Christianity, educate
me. If you're a "good" Christian, tell me why.

I want to learn from you.