News Bulletin!

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

I just received several copies of the same email about Arnii Krooger. The
message says Turdy is officially "going to Hell".

I assume it's a prank, but just in case there's still time to reverse the
damnation, let's all pray for Mr. ****.

[Arny Krueger]

"George M. Middius" > wrote in
message

> I just received several copies of the same email about
> Arnii Krooger. The message says Turdy is officially
> "going to Hell".

Oh, you sent yourself some copies, too?

That's pretty strange, you mean you don't know what you write until you get
the copies back?

LOL!

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

The IKYABWAI snotstorm continues.

> > I just received several copies of the same email about
> > Arnii Krooger. The message says Turdy is officially
> > "going to Hell".
>
> Oh, you sent yourself some copies, too?

JEE-zus knows IKYABWAIs are feeble and lame, Your Turdship.

> That's pretty strange, you mean you don't know what you write until you get
> the copies back?

Thanks Arnii for, admitting Arnii that you Arnii received, the Arnii same
Arnii emails Arnii.

> > I assume it's a prank, but just in case there's still time to reverse the
> > damnation, let's all pray for Mr. ****.

Uh-oh! Turdy, you snipped the important part of my post. Do you refuse our
prayers? Do you relish the thought of going to Hell for your sins?

You might believe you'll find the endless punishment of an eternity in
Hell to be satisfying, but the Devil has a way of confounding the
expectations of mere mortals. The best thing you can do is get the nanites
purged immediately, have the implants and servos excised, and start
praying for some small dollop of divine forgiveness. Eternal damnation is
not something to look forward to, even for a wretched, snot-mongering
****ball like you.