A Message From Arnold's Mother

[Arnold's Mother]

Now please bear with me as I don't use these new fangled
puter thingies very well. My little boy has tried and tried
to teach me but alas I still can't get the gist of it.

Well it has come to my attention that you are all very nasty
boys and girls to my poor little Arnold. I have to say he
is such a good boy and tries very hard.

Now you really mustn't blame his Momma for all the little
fibs and white lies he tells because he used to get a
whoopin from me all the time. I used to wash his mouth out
with soap so often he used more than the weekly laundry did.
We all tried so hard to stop him from all this story
telling. It seems like he just can't help himself
sometimes.

He really is a very smart lad and I bought him all sorts of
books and gadget thingie doohickies that he could join
together with that solder stuff. Sometimes they even looked
quite clever and all the neighbours were very impressed as
they had never seen so much wire and stuff. Even our kitty
couldn't make my knitting wool look like that.

Anyway back to my point. Stop picking on my Arnold as he
even still goes to Sunday School. So be nice to him and
help him get over his dirty, dirty habit of typing on these
puter thingies with one hand down his trousers. Oh the
noise he makes is disgusting. So I don't know what you
people are upto with him here but at this rate he is going
to go blind! Not to mention the mess he makes!

Oh deary me I tried so hard with him. You are all sinners
and have turned my boy into a gibbering mess. He skulks
around all the time mumbling something about a "mini it" or
a "middy ot" (?) and a Gen. And then, out of nowhere he
goes Booom! (Or is it Boone?) I don't know what he has
against Daniel Boone either. Or he will cower in a corner
and cover his eyes and start going "Mark, Mark, Mark........
Boooom" Sounds to me like a dog with a hair lip that is
trying to explode. I don't know if these other things mean
anything to you but please make them go away. The Doctor
said the other day that if it didn't stop soon we will have
to send him away for another little holiday with those
lovely nurses.

Alas, I fear for my dear boy. It wouldn't be so bad but the
constant sobbing is so disheartening but then he starts his
dirty habit again and it so depressing.

So please help and be good to my Arnold.

God bless.

Arnold B's Momma

[Clyde Slick]

On 2 Dec, 23:40, "Arnold's Mother" > wrote:
> Now please bear with me as I don't use these new fangled
> puter thingies very well. *My little boy has tried and tried
> to teach me but alas I still can't get the gist of it.
>
> Well it has come to my attention that you are all very nasty
> boys and girls to my poor little Arnold. *I have to say he
> is such a good boy and tries very hard.
>
> Now you really mustn't blame his Momma for all the little
> fibs and white lies he tells because he used to get a
> whoopin from me all the time. *I used to wash his mouth out
> with soap so often he used more than the weekly laundry did.
> We all tried so hard to stop him from all this story
> telling. *It seems like he just can't help himself
> sometimes.
>
> He really is a very smart lad and I bought him all sorts of
> books and gadget thingie doohickies that he could join
> together with that solder stuff. *Sometimes they even looked
> quite clever and all the neighbours were very impressed as
> they had never seen so much wire and stuff. *Even our kitty
> couldn't make my knitting wool look like that.
>
> Anyway back to my point. *Stop picking on my Arnold as he
> even still goes to Sunday School. *So be nice to him and
> help him get over his dirty, dirty habit of typing on these
> puter thingies with one hand down his trousers. *Oh the
> noise he makes is disgusting. *So I don't know what you
> people are upto with him here but at this rate he is going
> to go blind! *Not to mention the mess he makes!
>
> Oh deary me I tried so hard with him. *You are all sinners
> and have turned my boy into a gibbering mess. *He skulks
> around all the time mumbling something about a "mini it" or
> a "middy ot" (?) and a Gen. *And then, out of nowhere he
> goes Booom! (Or is it Boone?) * I don't know what he has
> against Daniel Boone either. *Or he will cower in a corner
> and cover his eyes and start going "Mark, Mark, Mark........
> Boooom" * Sounds to me like a dog with a hair lip that is
> trying to explode. * I don't know if these other things mean
> anything to you but please make them go away. *The Doctor
> said the other day that if it didn't stop soon we will have
> to send him away for another little holiday with those
> lovely nurses.
>
> Alas, I fear for my dear boy. *It wouldn't be so bad but the
> constant sobbing is so disheartening but then he starts his
> dirty habit again and it so depressing.
>
> So please help and be good to my Arnold.
>
> God bless.
>
> Arnold B's Momma


Here is a pic of boy Arnold.
http://gothamist.com/attachments/arts_jen/2007_06_arts_ralphie.jpg

[Arnold's Mother]

"Clyde Slick" > wrote in message
...
On 2 Dec, 23:40, "Arnold's Mother" >
wrote:
> Now please bear with me as I don't use these new fangled
> puter thingies very well. My little boy has tried and
> tried
> to teach me but alas I still can't get the gist of it.
>
> Well it has come to my attention that you are all very
> nasty
> boys and girls to my poor little Arnold. I have to say he
> is such a good boy and tries very hard.
>
> Now you really mustn't blame his Momma for all the little
> fibs and white lies he tells because he used to get a
> whoopin from me all the time. I used to wash his mouth out
> with soap so often he used more than the weekly laundry
> did.
> We all tried so hard to stop him from all this story
> telling. It seems like he just can't help himself
> sometimes.
>
> He really is a very smart lad and I bought him all sorts
> of
> books and gadget thingie doohickies that he could join
> together with that solder stuff. Sometimes they even
> looked
> quite clever and all the neighbours were very impressed as
> they had never seen so much wire and stuff. Even our kitty
> couldn't make my knitting wool look like that.
>
> Anyway back to my point. Stop picking on my Arnold as he
> even still goes to Sunday School. So be nice to him and
> help him get over his dirty, dirty habit of typing on
> these
> puter thingies with one hand down his trousers. Oh the
> noise he makes is disgusting. So I don't know what you
> people are upto with him here but at this rate he is going
> to go blind! Not to mention the mess he makes!
>
> Oh deary me I tried so hard with him. You are all sinners
> and have turned my boy into a gibbering mess. He skulks
> around all the time mumbling something about a "mini it"
> or
> a "middy ot" (?) and a Gen. And then, out of nowhere he
> goes Booom! (Or is it Boone?) I don't know what he has
> against Daniel Boone either. Or he will cower in a corner
> and cover his eyes and start going "Mark, Mark,
> Mark........
> Boooom" Sounds to me like a dog with a hair lip that is
> trying to explode. I don't know if these other things mean
> anything to you but please make them go away. The Doctor
> said the other day that if it didn't stop soon we will
> have
> to send him away for another little holiday with those
> lovely nurses.
>
> Alas, I fear for my dear boy. It wouldn't be so bad but
> the
> constant sobbing is so disheartening but then he starts
> his
> dirty habit again and it so depressing.
>
> So please help and be good to my Arnold.
>
> God bless.
>
> Arnold B's Momma

Here is a pic of boy Arnold.
http://gothamist.com/attachments/arts_jen/2007_06_arts_ralphie.jpg

Dear Clyde, that picture of that little boy is very tame
compared to the pictures Arnold has. I keep telling him to
get rid of them but he keeps telling me that some very nasty
man here keeps sending them to him.

Bye. Bye. I'm off to wash his mouth out again and to tell
him baby Jesus would be so cross with him.

Arnold B's Momma

[Clyde Slick]

On 3 Dec, 18:03, "Arnold's Mother" > wrote:
> "Clyde Slick" > wrote in message
>
> ...
> On 2 Dec, 23:40, "Arnold's Mother" >
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > Now please bear with me as I don't use these new fangled
> > puter thingies very well. My little boy has tried and
> > tried
> > to teach me but alas I still can't get the gist of it.
>
> > Well it has come to my attention that you are all very
> > nasty
> > boys and girls to my poor little Arnold. I have to say he
> > is such a good boy and tries very hard.
>
> > Now you really mustn't blame his Momma for all the little
> > fibs and white lies he tells because he used to get a
> > whoopin from me all the time. I used to wash his mouth out
> > with soap so often he used more than the weekly laundry
> > did.
> > We all tried so hard to stop him from all this story
> > telling. It seems like he just can't help himself
> > sometimes.
>
> > He really is a very smart lad and I bought him all sorts
> > of
> > books and gadget thingie doohickies that he could join
> > together with that solder stuff. Sometimes they even
> > looked
> > quite clever and all the neighbours were very impressed as
> > they had never seen so much wire and stuff. Even our kitty
> > couldn't make my knitting wool look like that.
>
> > Anyway back to my point. Stop picking on my Arnold as he
> > even still goes to Sunday School. So be nice to him and
> > help him get over his dirty, dirty habit of typing on
> > these
> > puter thingies with one hand down his trousers. Oh the
> > noise he makes is disgusting. So I don't know what you
> > people are upto with him here but at this rate he is going
> > to go blind! Not to mention the mess he makes!
>
> > Oh deary me I tried so hard with him. You are all sinners
> > and have turned my boy into a gibbering mess. He skulks
> > around all the time mumbling something about a "mini it"
> > or
> > a "middy ot" (?) and a Gen. And then, out of nowhere he
> > goes Booom! (Or is it Boone?) I don't know what he has
> > against Daniel Boone either. Or he will cower in a corner
> > and cover his eyes and start going "Mark, Mark,
> > Mark........
> > Boooom" Sounds to me like a dog with a hair lip that is
> > trying to explode. I don't know if these other things mean
> > anything to you but please make them go away. The Doctor
> > said the other day that if it didn't stop soon we will
> > have
> > to send him away for another little holiday with those
> > lovely nurses.
>
> > Alas, I fear for my dear boy. It wouldn't be so bad but
> > the
> > constant sobbing is so disheartening but then he starts
> > his
> > dirty habit again and it so depressing.
>
> > So please help and be good to my Arnold.
>
> > God bless.
>
> > Arnold B's Momma
>
> Here is a pic of boy Arnold.http://gothamist.com/attachments/arts_jen/2007_06_arts_ralphie.jpg
>
> Dear Clyde, that picture of that little boy is very tame
> compared to the pictures Arnold has. * I keep telling him to
> get rid of them but he keeps telling me that some very nasty
> man here keeps sending them to him.
>
> Bye. *Bye. *I'm off to wash his mouth out again and to tell
> him baby Jesus would be so cross with him.
>
> Arnold B's Momma-

I bet you have never actually seen them, its just a story
told by boy Arnold.