Inquiry directed at the rabid dog

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Mr. Witlessmongrel, please explain why you believe your ineptitude with
human language should be exempt from criticism and mockery.

[ScottW]

"George M. Middius" > wrote in message
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>
>
>
> Mr. Witlessmongrel, please explain why you believe your ineptitude with
> human language should be exempt from criticism and mockery.

I spend about as much time worrying about satisfying your need for punctuation
as
you do worrying about demonstrating normal social behavior.

ScottW

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Let all expectant and nursing mothers take heed: Herewith the result of
excessive use of tobacco during baby's formative years.

> > Mr. Witlessmongrel, please explain why you believe your ineptitude with
> > human language should be exempt from criticism and mockery.
>
> I spend about as much time worrying about satisfying your need for punctuation

Unable to comprehend the question, the critter barks random words in attempt
to escape self-scrutiny. Pathetic.

> you do worrying about demonstrating normal social behavior.

If this claim were spoken by a human of normal intelligence, an observer
might wonder whether I am, in fact, employed or otherwise engaged in an
educational setting. Sadly for the Witless One, I am not so engaged. I have
no cause or occasion to "worry" about Witless's poor behavior, nor that of
any other individuals, either adult or juvenile.

The observer can easily be forgiven for mistaking Witless's mindless yapping
for the pained yelping of a tormented pooch. I've made that mistake myself.

[ScottW]

"George M. Middius" > wrote in message
...
>
>
>
> Let all expectant and nursing mothers take heed: Herewith the result of
> excessive use of tobacco during baby's formative years.
>
>> > Mr. Witlessmongrel, please explain why you believe your ineptitude with
>> > human language should be exempt from criticism and mockery.
>>
>> I spend about as much time worrying about satisfying your need for
>> punctuation
>
> Unable to comprehend the question, the critter barks random words in attempt
> to escape self-scrutiny. Pathetic.
>
>> you do worrying about demonstrating normal social behavior.
>
> If this claim were spoken by a human of normal intelligence, an observer
> might wonder whether I am, in fact, employed

Maybe Jenn needs to clarify the obvious here, George employed? LoL.

> or otherwise engaged in an
> educational setting.

Can anyone imagine George ever being employed as an educator?
Perhaps that's why he remains a recluse, hiding from vengeful
parents having once tried, but failed, to be a productive member
of society.

>Sadly for the Witless One, I am not so engaged.

Thank god. Parents everywhere can rest easier.

ScottW

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

<sigh>

> >Sadly for the Witless One, I am not so engaged.
>
> Thank

For the last time, Scoots, I don't feel sorry for you. You're completely
wasting your time and effort. BTW, I think it's time for your dip.

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Scottie, I know you're probably drowning in a puddle of your stupid person's
drool, but don't you have some kind words for Shhhh as he prepares to return
to the battlefield? Not that you should be ashamed for not serving your
country. They also serve who sit and gripe. But for all your whizzing on his
lawn, Shhhh is going back into harm's way because his country needs him. Say
something nice to him.

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Nov 30, 2:38*pm, "ScottW" > wrote:

> Can anyone imagine George ever being employed as an educator?

I somehow find it much harder to believe that you ever passed a class
as a student.

Who did you have to blow?

[Clyde Slick]

On 30 Noi, 16:58, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On Nov 30, 2:38*pm, "ScottW" > wrote:
>
> > Can anyone imagine George ever being employed as an educator?
>
> I somehow find it much harder to believe that you ever passed a class
> as a student.
>
> Who did you have to blow?

http://www.nigerian419fraud.freeserve.co.uk/Teacher1.jpg

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Nov 30, 4:10*pm, Clyde Slick > wrote:
> On 30 Noi, 16:58, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > wrote:
> > On Nov 30, 2:38*pm, "ScottW" > wrote:
>
> > > Can anyone imagine George ever being employed as an educator?
>
> > I somehow find it much harder to believe that you ever passed a class
> > as a student.
>
> > Who did you have to blow?
>
> http://www.nigerian419fraud.freeserve.co.uk/Teacher1.jpg

2pid has graduated from dogs and now does monkeys?

That's a step closer to humans, so I suppose he should be
congratulated.

[Clyde Slick]

On 30 Noi, 17:17, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On Nov 30, 4:10*pm, Clyde Slick > wrote:
>
> > On 30 Noi, 16:58, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > wrote:
> > > On Nov 30, 2:38*pm, "ScottW" > wrote:
>
> > > > Can anyone imagine George ever being employed as an educator?
>
> > > I somehow find it much harder to believe that you ever passed a class
> > > as a student.
>
> > > Who did you have to blow?
>
> >http://www.nigerian419fraud.freeserve.co.uk/Teacher1.jpg
>
> 2pid has graduated from dogs and now does monkeys?
>
> That's a step closer to humans, so I suppose he should be
> congratulated.

[Clyde Slick]

On 30 Noi, 17:17, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On Nov 30, 4:10*pm, Clyde Slick > wrote:
>
> > On 30 Noi, 16:58, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > wrote:
> > > On Nov 30, 2:38*pm, "ScottW" > wrote:
>
> > > > Can anyone imagine George ever being employed as an educator?
>
> > > I somehow find it much harder to believe that you ever passed a class
> > > as a student.
>
> > > Who did you have to blow?
>
> >http://www.nigerian419fraud.freeserve.co.uk/Teacher1.jpg
>
> 2pid has graduated from dogs and now does monkeys?
>

Sorry, I thought George posed the question,'
I mean no disrespect to you, "At least" this time.



> That's a step closer to humans, so I suppose he should be
> congratulated.

[Clyde Slick]

On 30 Noi, 17:17, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On Nov 30, 4:10*pm, Clyde Slick > wrote:
>
> > On 30 Noi, 16:58, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > wrote:
> > > On Nov 30, 2:38*pm, "ScottW" > wrote:
>
> > > > Can anyone imagine George ever being employed as an educator?
>
> > > I somehow find it much harder to believe that you ever passed a class
> > > as a student.
>
> > > Who did you have to blow?
>
> >http://www.nigerian419fraud.freeserve.co.uk/Teacher1.jpg
>
> 2pid has graduated from dogs and now does monkeys?
>
> That's a step closer to humans, so I suppose he should be
> congratulated.

I wasn't meant to disrespect Scott, it was meant to
represent his Usenet grammar teacher, ie, George.

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Sucky Sacky said:

> I wasn't meant to disrespect Scott, it was meant to
> represent his Usenet grammar teacher, ie, George.

Your "joke" fell flat. What did that page have to do with me?