Arny the Sinner

[Vinylanach]

Today Arny has suggested that my children don't live with me, and that
they're not really mine. He has called me a Christian-hater (it's
pity, not hate) and a Republican-hater (even though I'm one and have
said so many times on this very forum). In the past, he's referred to
me as a part-time construction laborer (wrong) living in Orange County
(wrong again).

So what is it, Arny? Am I laying concrete in Anaheim, or am I a
magazine editor in the Pacific Northwest? Am I married or divorced?
Do I live with my kids or not? Truth is, you have no idea. Your
record on getting the facts right about my personal life is abysmal at
best. So you continually make up stuff about me. There's a name for
that: BEARING FALSE WITNESS AGAINST THY NEIGHBOR.

Yes, Arny, you've sinned again. But it's okay...you can ask your
imaginary God for forgiveness this Sunday, and you will be saved from
eternal damnation once again. And that's a good thing, since you will
continue to be despised and pitied and ridiculed in the real
world...the one that matters.

Boon

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>
> Yes, Arny, you've sinned again. But it's okay...you can ask your
> imaginary God for forgiveness this Sunday, and you will be saved from
> eternal damnation once again. And that's a good thing, since you will
> continue to be despised and pitied and ridiculed in the real
> world...the one that matters.

But not to Arny.