George M. Middius[_4_]
June 13th 08, 06:31 PM
A Kroodown is imminent. I can feel it coming. The Beast is fulminating,
venting his paranoid fantasies, and trying to spatter everyone with Kroo-snot.
These are the telltale signs of a looming Kroodown. Soon we'll all bear
witness to the avalanche of self-pity, the random, mad vituperations, and the
towering hypocrisy for which Arnii is well known. We're only two days from
chruch™ so it's bound to happen soon.
What will set him off? Robert lit the fuse on the K-bomb, but I doubt he'll
receive the brunt of the Beast's ****storm. Nor will the Krooborg's all-time
favorite bugbear, Lord Atkinson. Mainly because John hasn't been posting a lot
lately, but also because what's bothering the Kroo isn't an imaginary dragon.
I predict that the first minor quake will have Scottie Witlessmongrel at its
center. (Yes, I know Turdy just posted a long, rambling defense of poor
Witless. But don't we all know how uncomfortable Krooger gets when things turn
amicable?) The main eruption will be directed at Jenn. I know she hasn't been
posting much lately either, but the Krooborg's abiding hatred of women is
boiling over and it's ready to blow.
So that's my prediction: A minor Kroodown with Scottie, then a full-blown one
with Jenn.
venting his paranoid fantasies, and trying to spatter everyone with Kroo-snot.
These are the telltale signs of a looming Kroodown. Soon we'll all bear
witness to the avalanche of self-pity, the random, mad vituperations, and the
towering hypocrisy for which Arnii is well known. We're only two days from
chruch™ so it's bound to happen soon.
What will set him off? Robert lit the fuse on the K-bomb, but I doubt he'll
receive the brunt of the Beast's ****storm. Nor will the Krooborg's all-time
favorite bugbear, Lord Atkinson. Mainly because John hasn't been posting a lot
lately, but also because what's bothering the Kroo isn't an imaginary dragon.
I predict that the first minor quake will have Scottie Witlessmongrel at its
center. (Yes, I know Turdy just posted a long, rambling defense of poor
Witless. But don't we all know how uncomfortable Krooger gets when things turn
amicable?) The main eruption will be directed at Jenn. I know she hasn't been
posting much lately either, but the Krooborg's abiding hatred of women is
boiling over and it's ready to blow.
So that's my prediction: A minor Kroodown with Scottie, then a full-blown one
with Jenn.