Top Ten True Things Arnii Krooger Will Never Say

[George M. Middius]

10. I shouldn't have told where I live, where I went to school, where I
used to work, my wife's name, or any other personal info.

9. I don't know squat about high-performance turntables.

8. I don't really consider myself a good christian.

7. I'll never be employed in the audio industry, in a recording studio,
at an audio or recording publication, or any other paid job in any way
related to audio hardware or software.

6. I hate and fear women.

5. I am consumed with envy over my enemies' material success.

4. I know there is no such thing as a "Usenet career" or "the debating
trade".

3. I secretly enjoy the humiliation and punishment I receive on Usenet,
and I come back every time the craving gets too strong to ignore.

2. I regret telling thousands and thousands and thousands of lies.

1. I know I'm basically a putz in audio, and the real reason everybody
gives me crap is because I'm a grade-A schmuck.

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On Feb 14, 2:48�pm, George M. Middius <cmndr _ george @ comcast .
net> wrote:
> 10. I shouldn't have told where I live, where I went to school, where I
> used to work, my wife's name, or any other personal info.
>
> 9. I don't know squat about high-performance turntables.
>
> 8. I don't really consider myself a good christian.
>
> 7. I'll never be employed in the audio industry, in a recording studio,
> at an audio or recording publication, or any other paid job in any way
> related to audio hardware or software.
>
> 6. I hate and fear women.
>
> 5. I am consumed with envy over my enemies' material success.
>
> 4. I know there is no such thing as a "Usenet career" or "the debating
> trade".
>
> 3. I secretly enjoy the humiliation and punishment I receive on Usenet,
> and I come back every time the craving gets too strong to ignore.
>
> 2. I regret telling thousands and thousands and thousands of lies.
>
> 1. I know I'm basically a putz in audio, and the real reason everybody
> gives me crap is because I'm a grade-A schmuck.

You forgot one...

I wish I had never lied about those child pornography files.

Boon

[Arny Krueger]

> wrote in message


> I wish I had never lied about those child pornography
> files.

> Boon

[George M. Middius]

Marc said:

> > 10. I shouldn't have told where I live, where I went to school, where I
> > used to work, my wife's name, or any other personal info.
> >
> > 9. I don't know squat about high-performance turntables.
> >
> > 8. I don't really consider myself a good christian.
> >
> > 7. I'll never be employed in the audio industry, in a recording studio,
> > at an audio or recording publication, or any other paid job in any way
> > related to audio hardware or software.
> >
> > 6. I hate and fear women.
> >
> > 5. I am consumed with envy over my enemies' material success.
> >
> > 4. I know there is no such thing as a "Usenet career" or "the debating
> > trade".
> >
> > 3. I secretly enjoy the humiliation and punishment I receive on Usenet,
> > and I come back every time the craving gets too strong to ignore.
> >
> > 2. I regret telling thousands and thousands and thousands of lies.
> >
> > 1. I know I'm basically a putz in audio, and the real reason everybody
> > gives me crap is because I'm a grade-A schmuck.
>
> You forgot one...
>
> I wish I had never lied about those child pornography files.

You're right. That's a big one.

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Feb 14, 5:22*pm, George M. Middius <cmndr _ george @ comcast .
net> wrote:
> Marc said:
>
>
>
>
>
> > > 10. I shouldn't have told where I live, where I went to school, where I
> > > used to work, my wife's name, or any other personal info.
>
> > > 9. I don't know squat about high-performance turntables.
>
> > > 8. I don't really consider myself a good christian.
>
> > > 7. I'll never be employed in the audio industry, in a recording studio,
> > > at an audio or recording publication, or any other paid job in any way
> > > related to audio hardware or software.
>
> > > 6. I hate and fear women.
>
> > > 5. I am consumed with envy over my enemies' material success.
>
> > > 4. I know there is no such thing as a "Usenet career" or "the debating
> > > trade".
>
> > > 3. I secretly enjoy the humiliation and punishment I receive on Usenet,
> > > and I come back every time the craving gets too strong to ignore.
>
> > > 2. I regret telling thousands and thousands and thousands of lies.
>
> > > 1. I know I'm basically a putz in audio, and the real reason everybody
> > > gives me crap is because I'm a grade-A schmuck.
>
> > You forgot one...
>
> > I wish I had never lied about those child pornography files.
>
> You're right. That's a big one.

I'm sure there are many, many others. Insanity makes people say the
darndest things! ;-)

[Jenn]

Arny who?

[George M. Middius]

Jenn said:

> Arny who?




"I attack Bruce because he attacks Arnii."
-- Mikey Kroo-Licker, Nov. 2004

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On Feb 14, 3:22�pm, "Arny Krueger" > wrote:
> > wrote in message
>
>
>
>
>
> > I wish I had never lied about those child pornography
> > files.
> > Boon

I've got you so upset that you're making null posts. Do you want me
to walk you through the steps of responding to Usenet posts?

Boon

[Arny Krueger]

"Jenn" > wrote in message


> Arny who?

There you do - proof positve that Jenn can't keep her own rules.

I won within the day!

[Clyde Slick]

On 15 Feb, 07:52, "Arny Krueger" > wrote:
> "Jenn" > wrote in message
>
>
>
> > Arny who?
>
> There you do - proof positve that Jenn can't keep her own rules.
>
> I won within the day!

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