[Clyde Slick]

This is a musician:

Someone lazy soul who refuses an offer to be paid $50 to load up a
carload of gear from his basement, drive
50 miles, unload the stuff down a set of stairs and set it up, then
hesits and does nothing
for four hours, and then takes down the setup, haul the stuff back
into his car,
drive 50 miles back, unload it and carry it back down hisstairs.

Now, if I offer a musician the exact same deal with all the same
hauling and driving,
except that for sitting around and doing
nothing for 4 hours, he gets to play music in a band in front of a
live audience,
he says "When do I start?"!!!