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Tired of hearing like the machine you are ???
Ok .. All this money on expensive and state-of-the-art equipment. For what ? So that it can create a gorgeous sound that moves your eardrum .. that moves the osicles.. that move ... wait ! Osicles ? Why aren't those the primitive "bones" that have to waddle along to the beat of the music ?.. Yes they are, and it is time that we did something to change that. A Stereo "Vacuum TUBE" implant is the answer. Simple ! Ceramic tube sockets impaled into each side of the cranium and linked directly to the cochlea. They could be powered by a single (head mounted) solar panel or lightweight wind generator. Think of it... Faster, smoother and no more listening to old (in my case) bones rattling around in one's skull. Just the sound of pure tubes. No more hats to keep your head warm, and no more searching for that lost flashlight either. The perfect head amp ! Give them old "ear bones" to the Voo-Doo Child and have her stuff them in her MoJo bag .... grab a couple of 12AX7's and stick 'em in yer head. Delightful. |
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