It won't work.

The stench of your name is like a huge municipal garbage dump. It goes
thousands of miles in every direction. Where on Earth do you think you could
find an investor to bite?

The first thing they will do is a Google search. Remember "Chuck Creel",
"David C.L. Feng", et al. ? People have longer memories than you think.
They're smarter than you think.

Also, remember that whatever you do, there is always the unexepcted
countermeasure. Our team can do things you never dreamed of.

Your cause is absolutely hopeless. Coral Seas is forever dead. Now take down
the website and save yourself some money.

Dreams die hard, don't they?