There must be something wrong with my eyes. Every time I go to check
out RAO all I get is this peculiar effect:


Robert Morein

Robert Morein

Robert Morein

]Robert Morein

Robert Morein

Robert Morein

Robert Morein

Robert Morein

Robert Morein

Robert Morein


Is it macular degeneration? Should I be booking in for corrective
surgery?

Sincerely, "Worried" of Oz..

Dear Worried,
In the course of our many years of Practice, we have seen this syndrome
many times. Not to worry! Give your eyes a rest, by following the simple
procedu
1. Turn the monitor on its side
2. Read up and down for a while.

In no time your muscles will relax. Now, take our simple test:

Close your eyes. Good.
I flash this card:
What do you see? You see nothing? Good. That's what you're supposed to see.
Now I flash this card: Robert Morein. Tell me what you see.
You say you see erudite criticism of a tale told by an idiot, all sound and
fury, signifying nothing?
Very good! I pronounce you cured.
That will be $100 au.
Don't forget, you have a checkup appointment in one sidereal hour. We don't
want no relapses to spoil our reputation.

Next!


"paul packer" wrote in message
...
There must be something wrong with my eyes. Every time I go to check
out RAO all I get is this peculiar effect:


Robert Morein

Robert Morein

Robert Morein

]Robert Morein

Robert Morein

Robert Morein

Robert Morein

Robert Morein

Robert Morein

Robert Morein


Is it macular degeneration? Should I be booking in for corrective
surgery?

Sincerely, "Worried" of Oz..

"Robert Morein" wrote in message
...
Dear Worried,
In the course of our many years of Practice, we have seen this syndrome
many times. Not to worry! Give your eyes a rest, by following the simple
procedu
1. Turn the monitor on its side
2. Read up and down for a while.

In no time your muscles will relax. Now, take our simple test:

Close your eyes. Good.
I flash this card:
What do you see? You see nothing? Good. That's what you're supposed to
see.
Now I flash this card: Robert Morein. Tell me what you see.
You say you see erudite criticism of a tale told by an idiot, all sound
and
fury, signifying nothing?
Very good! I pronounce you cured.
That will be $100 au.
Don't forget, you have a checkup appointment in one sidereal hour. We
don't
want no relapses to spoil our reputation.

Next!


Now if we could just cure that wierd ass dyslexia you
have..........................


"paul packer" wrote in message
...
There must be something wrong with my eyes. Every time I go to check
out RAO all I get is this peculiar effect:


Robert Morein

Robert Morein

Robert Morein

]Robert Morein

Robert Morein

Robert Morein

Robert Morein

Robert Morein

Robert Morein

Robert Morein


Is it macular degeneration? Should I be booking in for corrective
surgery?

Sincerely, "Worried" of Oz..