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Fatarse Candy Mountain
Is Fatarse Candy Mountain
a) the name of a pair of hills on the Utah Badlands? b) Yon Yaeger's jailhouse shower monicker? c) Peter Wieck's Saturday night squeeze ("He's such a gentleman, he always leaves the right money on the mantelpiece.")? d) None of the above? Enquiring minds want to know. Andre Jute "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --- Mariah Carey. |
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Fatarse Candy Mountain
Andre Jute wrote: Is Fatarse Candy Mountain a) the name of a pair of hills on the Utah Badlands? Not to my knowledge, but... I'm an urban sort, y'see... b) Yon Yaeger's jailhouse shower monicker? ROFL c) Peter Wieck's Saturday night squeeze ("He's such a gentleman, he always leaves the right money on the mantelpiece.")? Ewwwwww....well, at least he's gainfully employed. d) None of the above? What do I get if I guess right? Enquiring minds want to know. Andre Jute "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --- Mariah Carey. Is that a real quote? Astonishing. Lord Valve Fat-arse (I contend it should be hyphenated, if you insist on using the non-American form. "Fatass" leaves no doubt as to pronunciation. You know how I obsess over **** like that. ;-) |
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Fatarse Candy Mountain
Lord Valve wrote: Andre Jute wrote: Is Fatarse Candy Mountain a) the name of a pair of hills on the Utah Badlands? Not to my knowledge, but... I'm an urban sort, y'see... b) Yon Yaeger's jailhouse shower monicker? ROFL c) Peter Wieck's Saturday night squeeze ("He's such a gentleman, he always leaves the right money on the mantelpiece.")? Ewwwwww....well, at least he's gainfully employed. Worthless may be paid for press-ganging poor immigrants for grunt labour. But whether what he does is productive defines whether it is "gainful" to anyone but himself. He's called Worthless for a reason. d) None of the above? What do I get if I guess right? Second prize is *two* weeks in Detroit. Enquiring minds want to know. Andre Jute "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --- Mariah Carey. Is that a real quote? Astonishing. I found that one but my friend Peter Allen collected a whole pageful (page-full, just for you) of astounding examples of model-speak. I assume Carey's a model. If she's not, she should be; she already has the major qualification: perfectly exclusive narcissism -- "all those flies and death" followed by the killer phrase "and stuff". Tom Wolfe, the supreme diarist of candy-colored (just for you, twice) metal-flake (thrice) excess, couldn't invent that. Lord Valve Fat-arse (I contend it should be hyphenated, if you insist on using the non-American form. "Fatass" leaves no doubt as to pronunciation. You know how I obsess over **** like that. ;-) I put that in just to push your button, Willie. Everyone knows you have the fastest organ in the West. But that's how they speak in Boston, too, very broadly; a literary protege of mine from your part of the world studied at MIT and she can be wickedly funny about Boston speech. But the truth is, they speak better English in the five founding colonies, now States, than in most parts of England today. That is because the American language, despite its inventiveness, has in fact developed less than in the Anglo-Saxon- Jute homeland. Andre "Vidal the stylist (1)" Jute Visit Andre's books at http://members.lycos.co.uk/fiultra/ (1) "Er, Victoria, that's Gore, not Sassoon." |
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Acttually Fattarz Candy Mountai Fatarse Candy Mountain
You're absolutely right, m'Lord Valve, and I can only say I hope you
won't gloat about it. The lady's name is not Fatarse Candy Mountain but Fattarz Candy Mountain. Her deeply tragic story starts with her first appearance on RAT: http://groups.google.ie/group/rec.au...d8cce010e81055 After that she was betrayed by "mr bret" [Ludwig], apparently abandoned by him in Philly because he hankered for an instant return to the wide open spaces, or perhaps he just saw a debt collector he recognized. Even her faithful donkey, an intrinsic part of her act as an exotic performance artist (don't ask!), has betrayed her to run off with a female impersonator who promised to get the donkey a slot in Carnivale, a freak show on television. But that's not the worst of this tragic story. Poor Fattarz has now fallen into the hands of Worthless "The Janitor" Wieck, who apparently in a property he "manages" also manages a menagery of-- how shall I put it? --exotic performance artists who give audiences to single males. On Saturday night Worthless comes around for his "taste". Cccording to Fattarz: "He just want to look and talk about how unhappy he is. Not surprising he can't do it. Cat got bigger thing than him. Donkey sneer at him. Even lapdog laugh at him." I think we can take her word for it and draw the curtain over the rest of the sordid details. What next for this poor woman? She might fall into the hands of the garage vermin Jon-John-Jono Yaeger. Oh, woe! (Unfortunately I can't share further instalments with you as I have sold her life story to the BBC as a pilot for a new show called "Lesser Lives".) Be good. Hyphen Boston Lord Valve wrote: Andre Jute wrote: Is Fatarse Candy Mountain a) the name of a pair of hills on the Utah Badlands? Not to my knowledge, but... I'm an urban sort, y'see... b) Yon Yaeger's jailhouse shower monicker? ROFL c) Peter Wieck's Saturday night squeeze ("He's such a gentleman, he always leaves the right money on the mantelpiece.")? Ewwwwww....well, at least he's gainfully employed. d) None of the above? What do I get if I guess right? Enquiring minds want to know. Andre Jute "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --- Mariah Carey. Is that a real quote? Astonishing. Lord Valve Fat-arse (I contend it should be hyphenated, if you insist on using the non-American form. "Fatass" leaves no doubt as to pronunciation. You know how I obsess over **** like that. ;-) |
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Acttually Fattarz Candy Mountai Fatarse Candy Mountain
Y'all deserve each other.
McCoy & Valvy sittin' in a tree... A June Civil Union is planned in Runnemede, New Jersey, William McGreevy presiding. Cash in lieu of flowers and gifts may be sent to: http://www.irish-counselling.ie/index.htm http://www.angermanagementseminar.co.../Colorado.html The Wille-McCoys will be re-locating to Belfast, Northern Ireland. Peter Wieck Wyncote, PA |
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Fatarse Candy Mountain
"Andre Jute" wrote in message
oups.com... Lord Valve wrote: Andre Jute wrote: Is Fatarse Candy Mountain a) the name of a pair of hills on the Utah Badlands? Not to my knowledge, but... I'm an urban sort, y'see... b) Yon Yaeger's jailhouse shower monicker? ROFL c) Peter Wieck's Saturday night squeeze ("He's such a gentleman, he always leaves the right money on the mantelpiece.")? Ewwwwww....well, at least he's gainfully employed. Worthless may be paid for press-ganging poor immigrants for grunt labour. But whether what he does is productive defines whether it is "gainful" to anyone but himself. He's called Worthless for a reason. d) None of the above? What do I get if I guess right? Second prize is *two* weeks in Detroit. Enquiring minds want to know. Andre Jute "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --- Mariah Carey. Is that a real quote? Astonishing. I found that one but my friend Peter Allen collected a whole pageful (page-full, just for you) of astounding examples of model-speak. I assume Carey's a model. If she's not, she should be; she already has the major qualification: perfectly exclusive narcissism -- "all those flies and death" followed by the killer phrase "and stuff". Tom Wolfe, the supreme diarist of candy-colored (just for you, twice) metal-flake (thrice) excess, couldn't invent that. Lord Valve Fat-arse (I contend it should be hyphenated, if you insist on using the non-American form. "Fatass" leaves no doubt as to pronunciation. You know how I obsess over **** like that. ;-) I put that in just to push your button, Willie. Everyone knows you have the fastest organ in the West. But that's how they speak in Boston, too, very broadly; a literary protege of mine from your part of the world studied at MIT and she can be wickedly funny about Boston speech. But the truth is, they speak better English in the five founding colonies, now States, than in most parts of England today. That is because the American language, despite its inventiveness, has in fact developed less than in the Anglo-Saxon- Jute homeland. Andre "Vidal the stylist (1)" Jute Visit Andre's books at http://members.lycos.co.uk/fiultra/ (1) "Er, Victoria, that's Gore, not Sassoon." In the Colonies, I'd be more inclined to spell the killer phrase ... 'NStuff west |
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