Now Arny is a man of good cheer....
But he likes his beans and his beer
So in church he farted
An uproar it started..
And he was led out the door by the ear.

So he stood at the window lookin' in
And he ask forgiveness for his sin :-)
The Parson said OK..
But please be on your way
To which the crowd said amen.

So he went to his computer next day
And he said "I think I'll play"
So to RAO he went
His spleen to vent
And he got into trouble right away.

He proved himself to be a bad scout..
He'd say bad things and duck out
He'd throw a barb and split
He became known as Mr. s---
To which there was some truth no doubt. :-)

Now many of his views are not shared
So at times the tempers have flared.
For instance one day,
No doubt to his dismay
To a stopped up toilet he was compared.

He's been here now a few years
And it appears there's no one he "fears"
And the name of his game
Is to make a false claim
Then when asked for proof he disappears.

Hammingaway Inc.