[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Nov 20, 5:52*am, "Arny Krueger" wrote:

It appears that if ignorance is bliss, you're one of he happiest people I've
ever known!

Educate me, GOIA. Finish the sentence in the subject line.

For extra credit, try this one:

The biggest reward for being a good Christian is...

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Nov 20, 9:07*am, Boon wrote:

Wait, hold on...Jesus was alive 25 years ago. *Jesus Lives, Art!
Didn't you know?

He's still alive. I just saw him at a Wild game. He was sitting there
with Elvis.

Both, unfortunately, had beer and popcorn dumped on them because they
were cheering for the Vancouver Canucks. Hockey fans are a tough
group.

[Boon]

On Nov 20, 9:00�am, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
wrote:
On Nov 20, 9:07�am, Boon wrote:

Wait, hold on...Jesus was alive 25 years ago. �Jesus Lives, Art!
Didn't you know?

He's still alive. I just saw him at a Wild game. He was sitting there
with Elvis.

Both, unfortunately, had beer and popcorn dumped on them because they
were cheering for the Vancouver Canucks. Hockey fans are a tough
group.

No kidding. The only way they respond to "Jesus Saves" is if he's the
goalie.

Boon

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Boon said:

Here's a better example of one of the inconsistencies of the Bible.
I'm sure Arny will find the right version to explain this
discrepancy. I've asked clergymen to explain this, and they've never
failed to supply a totally ludicrous, bull**** answer:

Adam and Eve were the first two people on the Earth. They had two
children named Cain and Abel. Cain kills Abel. God banishes Cain
from the Garden of Eden and tells him he has to walk the earth, just
like Caine in "Kung Fu." Cain complains that everyone who sees him
will want to kill him, so God puts a mark on him to protect him.

The question is...who is "everyone"? At this point, there are only
three people on the face of the earth. Who are all these indigenous
people Cain might encounter?

The second part of the same question: the Booble also says Cain and Abel got
married and procreated. Whom did they marry?

The stock answer is often something like "Many theologians believe
that after the Garden of Eden, God started placing people all over the
earth." Unfortunately, the Bible does not state this. Seems like
kind of an important detail to forget.

Other clergymen have actually said, "You need to have faith, and God
has provided these mysteries to test it." WTF? Is that like the
whole dinosaur thing? Stupid people will go a long way to avoid
admitting they were wrong. In that respect, Arny is a good Christian.

Arnii was raised on the King Scat Bible.

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Nov 20, 12:37*pm, George M. Middius
wrote:
Boon said:

The question is...who is "everyone"? *At this point, there are only
three people on the face of the earth. *Who are all these indigenous
people Cain might encounter?

The second part of the same question: the Booble also says Cain and Abel got
married and procreated. Whom did they marry?

Hint: they were from Alabama.

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Shhhh! said:

The question is...who is "everyone"? *At this point, there are only
three people on the face of the earth. *Who are all these indigenous
people Cain might encounter?

The second part of the same question: the Booble also says Cain and Abel got
married and procreated. Whom did they marry?

Hint: they were from Alabama.

They should go on Jerry Springer.

[Boon]

On Nov 20, 10:41�am, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
wrote:
On Nov 20, 12:37�pm, George M. Middius
wrote:

Boon said:
The question is...who is "everyone"? �At this point, there are only
three people on the face of the earth. �Who are all these indigenous
people Cain might encounter?

The second part of the same question: the Booble also says Cain and Abel got
married and procreated. Whom did they marry?

Hint: they were from Alabama.

Or Michigan.

Boon

[Clyde Slick]

On 20 Noi, 10:16, "Iain Churches" wrote:
"Clyde Slick" wrote in message

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On 20 Noi, 06:52, "Arny Krueger" wrote:

Arny, when you renamed the header, you made a spelling error
it should read "Christian Foology"
not "Christian Thology"

Your education is sadly lacking :-)

Arny is of course refering to the gread god Thol,
to whom he prays for cheap microphones
and inexpensive Baptist tambourine repairs.



No, I think he worships this Fool, who is trying to gouge out his own
eyes

http://www.winexpert.com/~ASSETS/IMG...The%20Fool.jpg

[Clyde Slick]

On 20 Noi, 10:58, Boon wrote:
On Nov 20, 7:17 am, "TT" wrote:





"Boon" wrote in message

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Here's a better example of one of the inconsistencies of the Bible.
I'm sure Arny will find the right version to explain this
discrepancy. I've asked clergymen to explain this, and they've never
failed to supply a totally ludicrous, bull**** answer:

Adam and Eve were the first two people on the Earth. They had two
children named Cain and Abel. Cain kills Abel. God banishes Cain
from the Garden of Eden and tells him he has to walk the earth, just
like Caine in "Kung Fu." Cain complains that everyone who sees him
will want to kill him, so God puts a mark on him to protect him.

The question is...who is "everyone"? At this point, there are only
three people on the face of the earth. Who are all these indigenous
people Cain might encounter?

Where do you think rabbits got the idea from about breeding ;-)

Well, I've heard the explanation that Adam and Eve had a ton of
children, and that Cain was worried about his little brothers and
sisters coming to avenge their brother's death. *In other words, God
just started this whole "Earth" thing, there were only a handful of
people on the planet, and already they were planning vendettas and
engaging in fratricide. *You'd think that if God was wise and full of
love, he wouldn't have started off with this band of violent assholes.

Boon-


after all, man is in God's image
what else could you expect.

[Boon]

On Nov 20, 12:25�pm, Clyde Slick wrote:
On 20 Noi, 10:58, Boon wrote:





On Nov 20, 7:17 am, "TT" wrote:

"Boon" wrote in message

....

Here's a better example of one of the inconsistencies of the Bible.
I'm sure Arny will find the right version to explain this
discrepancy. I've asked clergymen to explain this, and they've never
failed to supply a totally ludicrous, bull**** answer:

Adam and Eve were the first two people on the Earth. They had two
children named Cain and Abel. Cain kills Abel. God banishes Cain
from the Garden of Eden and tells him he has to walk the earth, just
like Caine in "Kung Fu." Cain complains that everyone who sees him
will want to kill him, so God puts a mark on him to protect him.

The question is...who is "everyone"? At this point, there are only
three people on the face of the earth. Who are all these indigenous
people Cain might encounter?

Where do you think rabbits got the idea from about breeding ;-)

Well, I've heard the explanation that Adam and Eve had a ton of
children, and that Cain was worried about his little brothers and
sisters coming to avenge their brother's death. �In other words, God
just started this whole "Earth" thing, there were only a handful of
people on the planet, and already they were planning vendettas and
engaging in fratricide. �You'd think that if God was wise and full of
love, he wouldn't have started off with this band of violent assholes.

Boon-

after �all, man is in God's image
what else could you expect.-

I heard that after he had a kid he mellowed out a bit.

Boon

[Clyde Slick]

On 20 Noi, 15:46, Boon wrote:

after all, man is in God's image
what else could you expect.-

I heard that after he had a kid he mellowed out a bit.



The kid's been out of the nest a few thousand years,
looks like the Man is having some sort of a mid life
crisis right now. Too preoccupied with a bimbo godess on each arm
and a Porsche in the driveway to care much about us anymore.

http://www.ci.killeen.tx.us/gallery2...serialNumber=2

[TT]

"Boon" wrote in message
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On Nov 20, 7:17?am, "TT" wrote:
"Boon" wrote in message

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Here's a better example of one of the inconsistencies of the Bible.
I'm sure Arny will find the right version to explain this
discrepancy. ?I've asked clergymen to explain this, and they've never
failed to supply a totally ludicrous, bull**** answer:

Adam and Eve were the first two people on the Earth. They had two
children named Cain and Abel. ?Cain kills Abel. ?God banishes Cain
from the Garden of Eden and tells him he has to walk the earth, just
like Caine in "Kung Fu." ?Cain complains that everyone who sees him
will want to kill him, so God puts a mark on him to protect him.

The question is...who is "everyone"? ?At this point, there are only
three people on the face of the earth. ?Who are all these indigenous
people Cain might encounter?

Where do you think rabbits got the idea from about breeding ;-)

Well, I've heard the explanation that Adam and Eve had a ton of
children, and that Cain was worried about his little brothers and
sisters coming to avenge their brother's death. In other words, God
just started this whole "Earth" thing, there were only a handful of
people on the planet, and already they were planning vendettas and
engaging in fratricide. You'd think that if God was wise and full of
love, he wouldn't have started off with this band of violent assholes.

Boon

The other point to make here is there were *NO* rules. The 10 Optional
guides had not been issued yet and the only rule in existence was "Don't eat
the bloody apple". Nowhere *yet* was it said you couldn't go around and
kill people. Oh BTW don't forget why Eve was created. Remember Adam went
around the garden and "knew" (had sex with) all the animals first and had
the ****s on.

So we end up with the first guy is into bestiality (in God's image), gets a
tart that won't do what she's told (yeah like that's changed over the
millennia) and kids that want to kill each other. Sounds very much like Red
Necks to me or your average trailer park trash ;-)

Also don't forget this divine. omnipotent, omniscient being is a quite
violent arsehole himself. How many people did he deliberately kill because
they gave him the ****s. Well he totalled to whole population in Noah's
day, nuked Sodom and Gomorrah a bit later and help the Israelites murder
countless others.

Yep, an all round Mr. Nice. Oh and don't forget in the very end he brings
you back to life and throws you in lake of fire for good measure just in
case the first time around wasn't bad enough. Imagine some poor sod from
Noah's day waking up and going "Oh ****, drowning sucked but this burning
thing is a **** off". ;-)

Yep, I'm convinced, where do I sign up for my Tamborine lessons?

Cheers TT

[Clyde Slick]

On 20 Noi, 17:07, "TT" wrote:



The other point to make here is there were *NO* rules. *The 10 Optional
guides had not been issued yet and the only rule in existence was "Don't eat
the bloody apple". *Nowhere *yet* was it said you couldn't go around and
kill people. *Oh BTW don't forget why Eve was created. *Remember Adam went
around the garden and "knew" (had sex with) all the animals first and had
the ****s on.

So we end up with the first guy is into bestiality (in God's image), gets a
tart that won't do what she's told (yeah like that's changed over the
millennia) and kids that want to kill each other. *Sounds very much like Red
Necks to me or your average trailer park trash ;-)


Don't forget the kids having all that incest and
the chariot up on blocks. And the Jeusu pics
are all wrong, he wore a mullet.

[TT]

"Clyde Slick" wrote in message
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On 20 Noi, 17:07, "TT" wrote:



The other point to make here is there were *NO* rules. The
10 Optional
guides had not been issued yet and the only rule in
existence was "Don't eat
the bloody apple". Nowhere *yet* was it said you couldn't
go around and
kill people. Oh BTW don't forget why Eve was created.
Remember Adam went
around the garden and "knew" (had sex with) all the
animals first and had
the ****s on.

So we end up with the first guy is into bestiality (in
God's image), gets a
tart that won't do what she's told (yeah like that's
changed over the
millennia) and kids that want to kill each other. Sounds
very much like Red
Necks to me or your average trailer park trash ;-)


Don't forget the kids having all that incest and
the chariot up on blocks. And the Jeusu pics
are all wrong, he wore a mullet.

Oh yes :-)) And to complete the picture nicely we need old
man Adam with his beer gut hanging over his loin cloth
crushing cans of Bud against his forehead as he rocks on the
front porch while Eve is out the back (heavily pregnant)
hanging out the washing with her hair up in curlers,
cigarette hanging dryly from the corner of her mouth and in
some pink furry slippers with rabbit ears on the top. Oh
and seeing through the faded, semi-transparent nightie you
can see written on her panties in large letters "God's
Gift".

Cheers TT

PS Anyone that has become sexually aroused by the above
descriptions I would prefer not to enter into any further
discussions with. That includes you to Arny ;-)

[roughplanet[_2_]]

"Iain Churches" wrote in message
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"Clyde Slick" wrote in message
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On 20 Noi, 06:52, "Arny Krueger" wrote:

Arny, when you renamed the header, you made a spelling error
it should read "Christian Foology"
not "Christian Thology"

Your education is sadly lacking :-)
Arny is of course refering to the gread god Thol,
to whom he prays for cheap microphones
and inexpensive Baptist tambourine repairs.

Iain

Arny has an 'each way bet' by banging his tambourine with a copy of Darwin's
'Theory of Natural Selection' just in case:-).

ruff

[Ian Mitchell[_2_]]

"Arny Krueger" wrote in message
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"Ian Mitchell" wrote in message




Matthew 1:17 There were twenty-eight generations from
David to Jesus

Wrong:

(New International Version)

17 "Thus there were fourteen generations in all from Abraham to David,
fourteen from David to the exile to Babylon, and fourteen from the exile
to the Christ.[b]"

Oh dear, out of your own mouth: From DAVID to JESUS is 14 + 14 = 28

I know the math is difficult Arny, but try to keep up.


Anybody who can add will add 14+14+14 and get 42.

See above (this really is too easy)


Luke 3:23-31 There were forty-two generations (not even
the same names!)

Hmm, 42 = 42.

Hmm 42 =28 according to Arny

There followed a whole lot of Arny babble that deserves comment, but the
truth is I'm just too damned disinterested at this point. I enjoy an
intellectual gun-fight as much as the next guy, but when your opponent keeps
shooting himself in the foot, it's difficult to take pleasure from it. May
your God go with you Arny (creditave Allen)