REWARD

A REWARD OF 500 MICROFARADS IS OFFERED FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO
THE ARREST OF THIS DESPERATE CRIMINAL

HOP-A-LONG CAPACITY

THIS UNRECTIFIED CRIMINAL ESCAPED FROM A LOAD CELL IN COULOMB WHERE
HE HAD BEEN CLAMPED IN IONS AWAITING THE GAUSS CHAMBER.

HE WAS CHARGED WITH THE INDUCTION OF AN 18 TURN COIL NAMED
MILLIHENRY WHO WAS FOUND CHOKED, FILTERED AND ROBBED OF JOULES.
CAPACITY IS ARMED WITH AN ELECTRON GUN AND IS CONSIDERED A POTENTIAL
KILOVOLT. HE IS ALSO CHARGED WITH OVERDRIVING A DC MOTOR ON A
RETURN LOSS BRIDGE AND REFUSING TO LET THE BAND-PASS.

IF ENCOUNTERED, HE MAY OFFER SERIES RESISTANCE SO IT IS TRANSMITTED
THAT YOU NOT IMPEDE HIM. THE ELECTROMOTIVE FORCE SPENT THE NIGHT
SEARCHING FOR HIM IN A MAGNETIC FIELD, WHERE HE HAD GONE TO GROUND.
THEY HAD NO SUCCESS AND TERMINATED THE SCAN BELIEVING HE HAD
RETURNED OHM VIA A SHORT CIRCUIT OR RS232C BUS.

HE WAS LAST SEEN RIDING A KILOCYCLE WITH HIS FRIEND EDDY CURRENT WHO
WAS PLAYING AN EVEN HARMONIC AT A SUB-AUDIBLE FREQUENCY.



Cheers, John Stewart

Three hurrahs for John Stewart for entertaining us. -- Andre Jute

John Stewart wrote:
REWARD

A REWARD OF 500 MICROFARADS IS OFFERED FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO
THE ARREST OF THIS DESPERATE CRIMINAL

HOP-A-LONG CAPACITY

THIS UNRECTIFIED CRIMINAL ESCAPED FROM A LOAD CELL IN COULOMB WHERE
HE HAD BEEN CLAMPED IN IONS AWAITING THE GAUSS CHAMBER.

HE WAS CHARGED WITH THE INDUCTION OF AN 18 TURN COIL NAMED
MILLIHENRY WHO WAS FOUND CHOKED, FILTERED AND ROBBED OF JOULES.
CAPACITY IS ARMED WITH AN ELECTRON GUN AND IS CONSIDERED A POTENTIAL
KILOVOLT. HE IS ALSO CHARGED WITH OVERDRIVING A DC MOTOR ON A
RETURN LOSS BRIDGE AND REFUSING TO LET THE BAND-PASS.

IF ENCOUNTERED, HE MAY OFFER SERIES RESISTANCE SO IT IS TRANSMITTED
THAT YOU NOT IMPEDE HIM. THE ELECTROMOTIVE FORCE SPENT THE NIGHT
SEARCHING FOR HIM IN A MAGNETIC FIELD, WHERE HE HAD GONE TO GROUND.
THEY HAD NO SUCCESS AND TERMINATED THE SCAN BELIEVING HE HAD
RETURNED OHM VIA A SHORT CIRCUIT OR RS232C BUS.

HE WAS LAST SEEN RIDING A KILOCYCLE WITH HIS FRIEND EDDY CURRENT WHO
WAS PLAYING AN EVEN HARMONIC AT A SUB-AUDIBLE FREQUENCY.



Cheers, John Stewart

John Stewart wrote:

REWARD

A REWARD OF 500 MICROFARADS IS OFFERED FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO
THE ARREST OF THIS DESPERATE CRIMINAL

HOP-A-LONG CAPACITY

THIS UNRECTIFIED CRIMINAL ESCAPED FROM A LOAD CELL IN COULOMB WHERE
HE HAD BEEN CLAMPED IN IONS AWAITING THE GAUSS CHAMBER.

HE WAS CHARGED WITH THE INDUCTION OF AN 18 TURN COIL NAMED
MILLIHENRY WHO WAS FOUND CHOKED, FILTERED AND ROBBED OF JOULES.
CAPACITY IS ARMED WITH AN ELECTRON GUN AND IS CONSIDERED A POTENTIAL
KILOVOLT. HE IS ALSO CHARGED WITH OVERDRIVING A DC MOTOR ON A
RETURN LOSS BRIDGE AND REFUSING TO LET THE BAND-PASS.

IF ENCOUNTERED, HE MAY OFFER SERIES RESISTANCE SO IT IS TRANSMITTED
THAT YOU NOT IMPEDE HIM. THE ELECTROMOTIVE FORCE SPENT THE NIGHT
SEARCHING FOR HIM IN A MAGNETIC FIELD, WHERE HE HAD GONE TO GROUND.
THEY HAD NO SUCCESS AND TERMINATED THE SCAN BELIEVING HE HAD
RETURNED OHM VIA A SHORT CIRCUIT OR RS232C BUS.

HE WAS LAST SEEN RIDING A KILOCYCLE WITH HIS FRIEND EDDY CURRENT WHO
WAS PLAYING AN EVEN HARMONIC AT A SUB-AUDIBLE FREQUENCY.

Cheers, John Stewart

Sounds like a rogue with high impudence.

Patrick Turner.

Patrick Turner said:



REWARD

A REWARD OF 500 MICROFARADS IS OFFERED FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO
THE ARREST OF THIS DESPERATE CRIMINAL

HOP-A-LONG CAPACITY

THIS UNRECTIFIED CRIMINAL ESCAPED FROM A LOAD CELL IN COULOMB WHERE
HE HAD BEEN CLAMPED IN IONS AWAITING THE GAUSS CHAMBER.

HE WAS CHARGED WITH THE INDUCTION OF AN 18 TURN COIL NAMED
MILLIHENRY WHO WAS FOUND CHOKED, FILTERED AND ROBBED OF JOULES.
CAPACITY IS ARMED WITH AN ELECTRON GUN AND IS CONSIDERED A POTENTIAL
KILOVOLT. HE IS ALSO CHARGED WITH OVERDRIVING A DC MOTOR ON A
RETURN LOSS BRIDGE AND REFUSING TO LET THE BAND-PASS.

IF ENCOUNTERED, HE MAY OFFER SERIES RESISTANCE SO IT IS TRANSMITTED
THAT YOU NOT IMPEDE HIM. THE ELECTROMOTIVE FORCE SPENT THE NIGHT
SEARCHING FOR HIM IN A MAGNETIC FIELD, WHERE HE HAD GONE TO GROUND.
THEY HAD NO SUCCESS AND TERMINATED THE SCAN BELIEVING HE HAD
RETURNED OHM VIA A SHORT CIRCUIT OR RS232C BUS.

HE WAS LAST SEEN RIDING A KILOCYCLE WITH HIS FRIEND EDDY CURRENT WHO
WAS PLAYING AN EVEN HARMONIC AT A SUB-AUDIBLE FREQUENCY.


Sounds like a rogue with high impudence.


A stray capacitance. What's next?

--

"Audio as a serious hobby is going down the tubes."
- Howard Ferstler, 25/4/2005

Can you be executed for this sort of thing? Shot noise comes to mind...

LV fully groan

John Stewart wrote:

REWARD

A REWARD OF 500 MICROFARADS IS OFFERED FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO
THE ARREST OF THIS DESPERATE CRIMINAL

HOP-A-LONG CAPACITY

THIS UNRECTIFIED CRIMINAL ESCAPED FROM A LOAD CELL IN COULOMB WHERE
HE HAD BEEN CLAMPED IN IONS AWAITING THE GAUSS CHAMBER.

HE WAS CHARGED WITH THE INDUCTION OF AN 18 TURN COIL NAMED
MILLIHENRY WHO WAS FOUND CHOKED, FILTERED AND ROBBED OF JOULES.
CAPACITY IS ARMED WITH AN ELECTRON GUN AND IS CONSIDERED A POTENTIAL
KILOVOLT. HE IS ALSO CHARGED WITH OVERDRIVING A DC MOTOR ON A
RETURN LOSS BRIDGE AND REFUSING TO LET THE BAND-PASS.

IF ENCOUNTERED, HE MAY OFFER SERIES RESISTANCE SO IT IS TRANSMITTED
THAT YOU NOT IMPEDE HIM. THE ELECTROMOTIVE FORCE SPENT THE NIGHT
SEARCHING FOR HIM IN A MAGNETIC FIELD, WHERE HE HAD GONE TO GROUND.
THEY HAD NO SUCCESS AND TERMINATED THE SCAN BELIEVING HE HAD
RETURNED OHM VIA A SHORT CIRCUIT OR RS232C BUS.

HE WAS LAST SEEN RIDING A KILOCYCLE WITH HIS FRIEND EDDY CURRENT WHO
WAS PLAYING AN EVEN HARMONIC AT A SUB-AUDIBLE FREQUENCY.

Cheers, John Stewart

HE WAS LAST SEEN RIDING A KILOCYCLE WITH HIS FRIEND EDDY CURRENT WHO
WAS PLAYING AN EVEN HARMONIC AT A SUB-AUDIBLE FREQUENCY.

Sounds like a rogue with high impudence.

A stray capacitance. What's next?

There were howls of interference from under the old brothel
from catacitances fighting resistantly,
but above the ground floor there were multiple oscillations of a tit a lot.

Some insertion losses were experienced.
A dead Partridge was found in Chloe Williamson's room,
screens of delight issued forth on a triday, a welcome time for the girls,
and a poet's day; **** off Early, tomorra's sat'dy.
Hetero Dyne was a stern mistress, who beat
two patrons at once and forced them to sing the same song
together, 'I like aeroplane jelly'.
On sundays, business was quiet, and all the cathode followers
went for sunday service at the Pentodacostical Church
of Saint Electron, with fire and brimstone from Rev Diode.


Patrick Turner.






--

"Audio as a serious hobby is going down the tubes."
- Howard Ferstler, 25/4/2005

See John! I always thought you were a nice guy, no matter what they say
about you.
west

"John Stewart" wrote in message
...
REWARD

A REWARD OF 500 MICROFARADS IS OFFERED FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO
THE ARREST OF THIS DESPERATE CRIMINAL

HOP-A-LONG CAPACITY

THIS UNRECTIFIED CRIMINAL ESCAPED FROM A LOAD CELL IN COULOMB WHERE
HE HAD BEEN CLAMPED IN IONS AWAITING THE GAUSS CHAMBER.

HE WAS CHARGED WITH THE INDUCTION OF AN 18 TURN COIL NAMED
MILLIHENRY WHO WAS FOUND CHOKED, FILTERED AND ROBBED OF JOULES.
CAPACITY IS ARMED WITH AN ELECTRON GUN AND IS CONSIDERED A POTENTIAL
KILOVOLT. HE IS ALSO CHARGED WITH OVERDRIVING A DC MOTOR ON A
RETURN LOSS BRIDGE AND REFUSING TO LET THE BAND-PASS.

IF ENCOUNTERED, HE MAY OFFER SERIES RESISTANCE SO IT IS TRANSMITTED
THAT YOU NOT IMPEDE HIM. THE ELECTROMOTIVE FORCE SPENT THE NIGHT
SEARCHING FOR HIM IN A MAGNETIC FIELD, WHERE HE HAD GONE TO GROUND.
THEY HAD NO SUCCESS AND TERMINATED THE SCAN BELIEVING HE HAD
RETURNED OHM VIA A SHORT CIRCUIT OR RS232C BUS.

HE WAS LAST SEEN RIDING A KILOCYCLE WITH HIS FRIEND EDDY CURRENT WHO
WAS PLAYING AN EVEN HARMONIC AT A SUB-AUDIBLE FREQUENCY.



Cheers, John Stewart

On Sat, 30 Apr 2005 16:46:27 GMT, Lord Valve wrote:

Can you be executed for this sort of thing? Shot noise comes to mind...

Electric chair. Use DC instead of AC because it doesn't Hertz.

--

Boris Mohar