[George M. Middius[_4_]]

I was moved by your selfless offer to "help" Arnii get better. In the
hurly-burly of 21st-century life, we seldom see an unconditional tender of
spiritual generosity, at least among relative strangers.

So I thought, hmmm.... Arnii is obviously in need. His continuing efforts
to exact punishment from Normals is ample testament of his unfulfilled
needs. And I wondered how many times have we on RAO turned a blind eye to
Turdborg's pleas for help. So I checked the Goggle™ archive for posts in
which Arnii Krooger asked for help. Or mercy, or relief, or succor of any
type. Guess what I found?

Nothing. Arnii has never, ever asked for help.

Turdy's problems are obvious to anybody who pays attention. Anybody except
Mr. **** himself, apparently. So your offer of help, Mistress, is bound to
get pooped on. That's the Krooborg way.