I am a PCM [Pulse Code Modulation] audio device. My ADC and
DAC are not magnetic but UV laser. My ADC and DAC use 400 nm lasers
for the conversions. Once digital everything is magnetic and
vulnerable to disruption until the DAC.

My Bit-Resolution: unlimited
My Bandwidth: unlimited
My Sample Rate: unlimited
My Headroom: unlimited
My SNR: unlimited
My SPL: unlimited
My Dynamic Range: unlimited
My Frequency Response: 1 KHz and higher all the way to infinity
Inductive Crosstalk: infinitely sensitive
My Advantages: Can handle unlimited amount of decibels without
clipping. Can handle high-frequencies [1 KHz and above]. No noise. No
'stammering'. Can amplify an infititely soft signal and make it
infinitely loud.
My Disadvangtages: I am sensitive to the slightest amount of magnetic
interference. An immeasureably weak magnetic disruption occuring from
an immeasreably large distance away can gravely affect me.*

*My ADC and DAC don't have this drawback because they use 400 nm
lasers and not magnetism.

Each of my digital magnetic transistors contain many PCM receivers
including those that pick up disruption. My audio is thus polluted w/
digital magnetic interference.

Here's the scoop:
1. Signal enters ADC
2. Convert to PAM
3. Convert to PCM
4. Convert optical PCM to magnetic PCM
5. Decrease volume of sound indefinitely
6. Amplify volume of sound until loud enough for human ear to perceive
7. On receiving end, convert magnetic PCM back to optical PCM
8. Convert PCM back to PAM
9. Convert to analog via DAC

Steps 1-4 and 7-9 are done w/ 400 nm lasers. The speakers' material
responds to UV by vibrating analogously. Steps 5 and 6 are repeateadly
from the transmitting end to the receiving end. This result in
inductive crosstalk. Since I am a parallel device, I am even more
sensitive to this crosstalk!