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Sharpen up your repartee!
A certain reprehensible sameness, not to mention boring
predictability, has crept into the personal abuse on this board. You fellows need to sharpen up your repartee. Here is an example to you all: ***** [Major General Peter Cosgrove General Cosgrove was interviewed on Australian radio recently as he was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.] FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? [The radiocast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the interview was over.] ******* Makes one proud of the Big Country! |
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Andre Jute wrote:
This is as ****ing old as Barbara Busch sr. .. http://www.hoax-slayer.com/cosgrove-...erviewer.shtml |
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On Dec 11, 1:30*am, Lost in the Wasteland
wrote: Andre Jute wrote: * *This is as ****ing old as *Barbara Busch sr. *.. http://www.hoax-slayer.com/cosgrove-...erviewer.shtml Y'see what I mean. Poor old Wanking-in-the-Wasteland can't even spell the name of his nemesis right. What sorta repartee is it that gets the name of an old lady wrong? -- AJ |
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Lost in the Wasteland wrote:
Andre Jute wrote: [snipped] * *This is as ****ing old as *Barbara Busch sr. *.. http://www.hoax-slayer.com/cosgrove-...erviewer.shtml Global climate change denialism isn't the only urban myth 'Dre has bought into. Up next: Did you know the U.S. president wasn't born in the U.S.?! |
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On Dec 11, 1:50*am, Chalo
Up next: *Did you know the U.S. president wasn't born in the U.S.?! Check the Constitution, Chalo. No one who wasn't born in the US can run for President. That's why Arnie can't be President, more's the pity. -- Andre Jute |
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Andre Jute wrote:
That's why Arnie can't be President, more's the pity. -- Considering the way he has ran California into the ground his chance of even being elected dog **** picker is nil. |
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"Andre Jute" wrote in message ... On Dec 11, 1:50 am, Chalo Up next: Did you know the U.S. president wasn't born in the U.S.?! Check the Constitution, Chalo. No one who wasn't born in the US can run for President. That's why Arnie can't be President, more's the pity. -- Andre Jute +++ Jesse Ventura!! |
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"Master Betty" wrote in message ... "Andre Jute" wrote in message ... On Dec 11, 1:50 am, Chalo Up next: Did you know the U.S. president wasn't born in the U.S.?! Check the Constitution, Chalo. No one who wasn't born in the US can run for President. That's why Arnie can't be President, more's the pity. -- Andre Jute +++ Jesse Ventura!! I can see the bumper stickers now...just like he had in MN... "Our President can beat up YOUR President." |
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On Dec 10, 7:14*pm, Andre Jute wrote:
A certain reprehensible sameness, not to mention boring predictability, has crept into the personal abuse on this board. You fellows need to sharpen up your repartee. Here is an example to you all: ***** [Major General *Peter Cosgrove General Cosgrove was interviewed on Australian radio recently as he was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.] *FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? *GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: *Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? [The radiocast went silent for 46 seconds and *when it returned, the interview was over.] ******* Makes one proud of the Big Country! I like Australians, they remind me of when men in America used to have balls. |
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Sharpen up your repartee!
RickH wrote: On Dec 10, 7:14 pm, Andre Jute wrote: A certain reprehensible sameness, not to mention boring predictability, has crept into the personal abuse on this board. You fellows need to sharpen up your repartee. Here is an example to you all: ***** [Major General Peter Cosgrove General Cosgrove was interviewed on Australian radio recently as he was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.] FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? [The radiocast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the interview was over.] ******* Makes one proud of the Big Country! I like Australians, they remind me of when men in America used to have balls. Ain't that the truth!! If Obama would only grow a pair, we might get him to take on the misdeeds of the Bush administration--and proscecute the crooks, accordingly. Unfortunattely, I don't see that happening, any time soon. Bush and his gang are going to get away with their crimes. We in the USA "talk the talk" of being a law abiding nation, but our actions speak louder than the "talk." No balls, indeed..... Mike |
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"RickH" wrote in message ... On Dec 10, 7:14 pm, Andre Jute wrote: A certain reprehensible sameness, not to mention boring predictability, has crept into the personal abuse on this board. You fellows need to sharpen up your repartee. Here is an example to you all: ***** [Major General Peter Cosgrove General Cosgrove was interviewed on Australian radio recently as he was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.] FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? [The radiocast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the interview was over.] ******* Makes one proud of the Big Country! I like Australians, they remind me of when men in America used to have balls. +++++++++++++ Sounds like Cosgrove is an old grumpy prick. LOL hilarious. Jim |
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Master Betty wrote:
Sounds like Cosgrove is an old grumpy prick. LOL hilarious. The entire conversation/interview is made up. |
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Andre Jute wrote:
On Dec 11, 1:30*am, Lost in the Wasteland wrote: Andre Jute wrote: * *This is as ****ing old as *Barbara Busch sr. *.. http://www.hoax-slayer.com/cosgrove-...erviewer.shtml Y'see what I mean. Poor old Wanking-in-the-Wasteland can't even spell the name of his nemesis right. What sorta repartee is it that gets the name of an old lady wrong? -- AJ You're right, he misspelled "Barbara Bitch." |