[Lord Valve]

Jeez, these poor *******s just can't get their **** together - they make
a Three Stooges movie look like a Billy Graham sermon:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle6956783.ece

Algore says no ice at the North Pole in 5 years; scientist he
cited says Algore is fulla ****. You can't make this stuff up,
folks. 140 private jets, 1,200 limousines, catering, hotels,
hookers and a larger carbon footprint than the country of
Morrocco - so they can admonish everyone else to travel less,
eat less, use less electricity, use less petroleum, ride bicyles,
freeze in the winter and swelter in the summer and sit in the dark.
Speeches from liars, bull****ters, phony scientists, carbon-credit
hustlers, phrenologists, whatever. Man, a convenient asteroid
strike in the area would probably do more *good* for the planet
by taking these lying schmucks out of the game than it would
do harm from the impact. C'mon, 'roids - the biggest assholes
on the planet are all in one place. You know you want to!

http://www.bikepainter.com/hopey-changey.jpg

Lord Valve
Cheerfully posted from the People's Republic of Obamastan
(Occupied United States of God Damn America)
BaaaaaarrrrrRRRRAAAACCCCCCKKK!! Safety!!

O ne
B ig
A ss
M istake,
A merica!

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[Andre Jute[_2_]]

On Dec 15, 9:00*pm, Lord Valve wrote:
Jeez, these poor *******s just can't get their **** together - they make
a Three Stooges movie look like a Billy Graham sermon:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...hagen/article6...

Algore says no ice at the North Pole in 5 years; scientist he
cited says Algore is fulla ****. *You can't make this stuff up,
folks. *140 private jets, 1,200 limousines, catering, hotels,
hookers and a larger carbon footprint than the country of
Morrocco - so they can admonish everyone else to travel less,
eat less, use less electricity, use less petroleum, ride bicyles,
freeze in the winter and swelter in the summer and sit in the dark.
Speeches from liars, bull****ters, phony scientists, carbon-credit
hustlers, phrenologists, whatever. *Man, a convenient asteroid
strike in the area would probably do more *good* for the planet
by taking these lying schmucks out of the game than it would
do harm from the impact. *C'mon, 'roids - the biggest assholes
on the planet are all in one place. *You know you want to!

Lord Valve

Bicycle? Did he say bicycle? If you want a bicycle, you've come to the
right place, Willie. We can fit you up. It's the green way to travel.

Andre Jute
A roadie in full fig, arse in the air, is a visual incitement to
"pour encourager les autres"

[Andre Jute[_2_]]

Correcting the link:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...le6956783..ece

On Dec 15, 11:01*pm, Andre Jute wrote:
On Dec 15, 9:00*pm, Lord Valve wrote:





Jeez, these poor *******s just can't get their **** together - they make
a Three Stooges movie look like a Billy Graham sermon:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle6956783.ece

Algore says no ice at the North Pole in 5 years; scientist he
cited says Algore is fulla ****. *You can't make this stuff up,
folks. *140 private jets, 1,200 limousines, catering, hotels,
hookers and a larger carbon footprint than the country of
Morrocco - so they can admonish everyone else to travel less,
eat less, use less electricity, use less petroleum, ride bicyles,
freeze in the winter and swelter in the summer and sit in the dark.
Speeches from liars, bull****ters, phony scientists, carbon-credit
hustlers, phrenologists, whatever. *Man, a convenient asteroid
strike in the area would probably do more *good* for the planet
by taking these lying schmucks out of the game than it would
do harm from the impact. *C'mon, 'roids - the biggest assholes
on the planet are all in one place. *You know you want to!

Lord Valve

Bicycle? Did he say bicycle? If you want a bicycle, you've come to the
right place, Willie. We can fit you up. It's the green way to travel.

Andre Jute
*A roadie in full fig, arse in the air, is a visual incitement to
"pour encourager les autres"

[Patrick Turner]

On Dec 16, 10:01*am, Andre Jute wrote:
On Dec 15, 9:00*pm, Lord Valve wrote:





Jeez, these poor *******s just can't get their **** together - they make
a Three Stooges movie look like a Billy Graham sermon:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...hagen/article6...

Algore says no ice at the North Pole in 5 years; scientist he
cited says Algore is fulla ****. *You can't make this stuff up,
folks. *140 private jets, 1,200 limousines, catering, hotels,
hookers and a larger carbon footprint than the country of
Morrocco - so they can admonish everyone else to travel less,
eat less, use less electricity, use less petroleum, ride bicyles,
freeze in the winter and swelter in the summer and sit in the dark.
Speeches from liars, bull****ters, phony scientists, carbon-credit
hustlers, phrenologists, whatever. *Man, a convenient asteroid
strike in the area would probably do more *good* for the planet
by taking these lying schmucks out of the game than it would
do harm from the impact. *C'mon, 'roids - the biggest assholes
on the planet are all in one place. *You know you want to!

Lord Valve

Bicycle? Did he say bicycle? If you want a bicycle, you've come to the
right place, Willie. We can fit you up. It's the green way to travel.

Steady there Andre. Does a fish need a bicycle? Nor does Mr Valve.

And it would need to have a basket attatched so the coon dogs can go
down to the park on sundays with Valvy.

Maybe he'd need a bicycle built for two if he takes his missus.

Slowly but surely, electric bikes are becoming the thin edge of the
wedge. I passed a guy riding uphill on one the other day. He looked
surprised, but then he was Lance Armstrong's uncle who is visiting
Canberra and he has poor health.
I think that bike had about 100Watts power capability. The battery
technology determines the viability of mobile electric vehicles
including bicycles, but on a bike you can have 10Kg devoted to motor
and battery easily, and they can give up to around 200W afaik. Well,
200W is the legal limit. So when someone like me uses such a bike and
I myself make 200W then I could have a total of 400W and I'd be
averaging 40kph everywhere I went, rather like Lance when there's a
race to win and glory to be had.

So it is electric bikes which will become popular as governments put
stiff taxes on cars entering city confines.
Hardly anyone likes pedaling a bike. Only 5% presently do. Its OK if
the roads are flat, and weather mild, or cool, but here in Oz where
live there are many hills and its gets very hot for cycling even
before work starts. Working in an office without a shower after
getting all sweaty on a ride to work is a big no-no. Truth be known,
bike riding just makes half the population plain puckered out after 20
minutes each way. People ride to work and are glad to sit at a desk in
a daze all day. Then they ride home and can't get it up for the
missus. Then there's a row because he won't ride up the shop and get
her something she wants for dinner.

The car IS HERE TO STAY. Why don't people catch buses or trains? Its
because they have to ride along with other ****ing smelly farty sick
people. They'd rather ride in the lazy privacy of their own fantasy
vehicle even if it costs half their pay.

Well, we need to electrify the cars, and pp will find just how damn
wonderful that can be. Much lower running costs and less CO2. They
will have more money left to spend on other vapidities though, all of
which may be terrible for the planet.

Patrick Turner.







Andre Jute
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[Lu R]

"Lord Valve" wrote in message
...
Jeez, these poor *******s just can't get their **** together - they make
a Three Stooges movie look like a Billy Graham sermon:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle6956783.ece

Algore says no ice at the North Pole in 5 years; scientist he
cited says Algore is fulla ****. You can't make this stuff up,
folks. 140 private jets, 1,200 limousines, catering, hotels,
hookers and a larger carbon footprint than the country of
Morrocco - so they can admonish everyone else to travel less,
eat less, use less electricity, use less petroleum, ride bicyles,
freeze in the winter and swelter in the summer and sit in the dark.
Speeches from liars, bull****ters, phony scientists, carbon-credit
hustlers, phrenologists, whatever. Man, a convenient asteroid
strike in the area would probably do more *good* for the planet
by taking these lying schmucks out of the game than it would
do harm from the impact. C'mon, 'roids - the biggest assholes
on the planet are all in one place. You know you want to!

http://www.bikepainter.com/hopey-changey.jpg

Lord Valve
Cheerfully posted from the People's Republic of Obamastan
(Occupied United States of God Damn America)
BaaaaaarrrrrRRRRAAAACCCCCCKKK!! Safety!!

O ne
B ig
A ss
M istake,
A merica!

http://tinyurl.com/cv4mbm

Don't forget to nark this fishy post to !

http://www.bikepainter.com/jokesonyou.jpg

You're half right here.. sure all these global warming fakers are full of
**** but you think Bush and his gang of theives are the answer STILL???
ROFLMAO...get real man!! No matter WHO you vote for..a plotician gets in..I
mean plotician...they plot you pay. lol...