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Default Women and cake-farting

I wish all the young, attractive, sexy-looking girls on this forum to
come over to my place, roll down their pants, position their barenaked
asses in vicinity/proximity to my birthday cake, and rip vigorously
their analgas on it.
I would liketo fantasize about it, the raunchy smells, how long a fart
lasted, the bums squatting over my cake from different angles from
roughly 2-5 inches range.

A competition between farting females is also been taken into account.
Their feminine crack may produce the combo of gas station and rotten
eggs aromas are the ones taking the cake.

P.S. For raunchy scents and prolonged effects you may abstain from
taking a dump for 2 days so the fart smell will be the "worst".

2) I got inspired at a nudist beach at Southern France: I was riding
the bus holding a birthday cake, when a lady standing next to me
released her noxious gas right on the cake.

3) In case a woman dares to fart on the candles, what do you expect to
happen next - will it light her farts or blow the candles with herwarm
wet raunchy loud fart?Don't forget to visit this exquisite website:

http://www.cakefart.com

We're currently looking for some girls in Sweden to participate

http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/womenintofartingoncakes

4) What do you think about this girl?
http://vassilia.net/foods/cake-farter.jpg

5) Now look at the finished product:

http://www.dontblow.com/art/japcake.jpg
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