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Saddam/Time Magazine
How did Time get a magazine to me in the mail Monday with the beard pic and the
captrue headline when nobody even knew abotu this until Sunday Morning? The Magazine was on newstands at the arirport Sunday! I --------------------------------------- "I know enough to know I don't know enough" |
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Simple. Most magazines have a lead time of a few days, which means they knew about the capture in advance. Obviously the US government waited until the right time to tell us about it (I assume it's related to some important political vote or presidential campaign). Naturally, the government lied to us about the time of the capture. Nothing new. "EggHd" wrote in message ... How did Time get a magazine to me in the mail Monday with the beard pic and the captrue headline when nobody even knew abotu this until Sunday Morning? The Magazine was on newstands at the arirport Sunday! I --------------------------------------- "I know enough to know I don't know enough" |
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Hey Egg, your typing makes you look nervous.
Whassamatta', something smell bad to you too ? How come.... only one still photo of the 'shaven' Saddam? How come.... with almost every helmet comes a camera, but there's no real footage of anything that took place on the so-called raid? Nothing but after the fact re-enactment of the lid coming off and some shots of the hole. How come.... one of the richest men in the world is *reportedly* found in a hole in the ground with a small bag of money, relatively equivalent to that of a handout? This list could go on. I'm tired of being duped by Uncle Sam and his corporate warlords & media cahoots. Sooner or later, the lame public is gonna' wake up to the snow-jobs they are being handed. Anybody feel "safer" now ? cough-cough "EggHd" wrote in message ... How did Time get a magazine to me in the mail Monday with the beard pic and the captrue headline when nobody even knew abotu this until Sunday Morning? The Magazine was on newstands at the arirport Sunday! I --------------------------------------- "I know enough to know I don't know enough" |
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It was announced by almost every network that a Time photographer was with
the troops that captured him and that he was captured Satuday evening. A very simple matter of uploading a digital photo. Maybe 16 hours is plenty of time to get a cover revised, printed and to the newsstands these days. "EggHd" wrote in message ... How did Time get a magazine to me in the mail Monday with the beard pic and the captrue headline when nobody even knew abotu this until Sunday Morning? The Magazine was on newstands at the arirport Sunday! I --------------------------------------- "I know enough to know I don't know enough" |
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It was announced by almost every network that a Time photographer was with
the troops that captured him and that he was captured Satuday evening. But in was in my mailbox at home Monday. When did they get it to the post office? T --------------------------------------- "I know enough to know I don't know enough" |
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"EggHd" wrote in message ... How did Time get a magazine to me in the mail Monday with the beard pic and the captrue headline when nobody even knew abotu this until Sunday Morning? The Magazine was on newstands at the arirport Sunday! A wide eyed intern burst into the editor's office waving an API print out, causing the gruff editor to exclaim "What in blazes?!?!?" "Chief . . . ch . .. chief . . . . .LOOK!" the intern stammered and showed him the API bulletin about Saddam's capture. "Great Caesar's Ghost, outa my way Olsen!" he cried pushing Olsen aside as he lunged into the outer office bellowing "STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!" Clark, who was standing at the water cooler taking in all the commotion smirked slightly, knowing that it was his tip that led the army to Saddam's hiding spot. He thought to himself, "X-ray vision sure has a lot of rewarding uses!" Just then Lois walked by, somewhat stiffly, as if in some mild discomfort. She thought to herself "How could my breasts get so sunburned, especially in the dead of winter?" I now return myself to the Delirium Fix recording sessions . . . . . . . . John L Rice |
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David Morgan (MAMS) wrote: How come.... one of the richest men in the world is *reportedly* found in a hole in the ground with a small bag of money, relatively equivalent to that of a handout? 750,000 in one hundred dollar bills is no small bag. How did he even fit all that cash in the hole? |
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DJ wrote: It was announced by almost every network that a Time photographer was with the troops that captured him and that he was captured Satuday evening. A very simple matter of uploading a digital photo. Maybe 16 hours is plenty of time to get a cover revised, printed and to the newsstands these days. Yes, I think it is like soda pop bottling plants. They have printing facilities all over the place. They just send the magazine to all of them in digital form and there you go. |
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Ciberratt wrote: You can't apply the physics of the earth to the moon . . . You got a new theory of general relativity? Bob -- "Things should be described as simply as possible, but no simpler." A. Einstein |
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"John L Rice" wrote in message ... "EggHd" wrote in message ... How did Time get a magazine to me in the mail Monday with the beard pic and the captrue headline when nobody even knew abotu this until Sunday Morning? The Magazine was on newstands at the arirport Sunday! A wide eyed intern burst into the editor's office waving an API print out, causing the gruff editor to exclaim "What in blazes?!?!?" "Chief . . . ch .. . chief . . . . .LOOK!" the intern stammered and showed him the API bulletin about Saddam's capture. "Great Caesar's Ghost, outa my way Olsen!" he cried pushing Olsen aside as he lunged into the outer office bellowing "STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!" Clark, who was standing at the water cooler taking in all the commotion smirked slightly, knowing that it was his tip that led the army to Saddam's hiding spot. He thought to himself, "X-ray vision sure has a lot of rewarding uses!" Just then Lois walked by, somewhat stiffly, as if in some mild discomfort. She thought to herself "How could my breasts get so sunburned, especially in the dead of winter?" I now return myself to the Delirium Fix recording sessions . . . . . . . . John L Rice LOL!!! Best post of the year. Happy Christmas. Geoff |
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"Rob Adelman" wrote in message ... David Morgan (MAMS) wrote: How come.... one of the richest men in the world is *reportedly* found in a hole in the ground with a small bag of money, relatively equivalent to that of a handout? 750,000 in one hundred dollar bills is no small bag. How did he even fit all that cash in the hole? That's only 7,500 bills, say 500 to a 1 " stack? that makes 15 1" stacks... not a huge area. |
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On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 17:05:55 -0800, "John L Rice"
wrote: A wide eyed intern burst into the editor's office waving an API print out, causing the gruff editor to exclaim "What in blazes?!?!?" "Chief . . . ch . . chief . . . . .LOOK!" the intern stammered and showed him the API bulletin about Saddam's capture. "Great Caesar's Ghost, outa my way Olsen!" he cried pushing Olsen aside as he lunged into the outer office bellowing "STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!" Clark, who was standing at the water cooler taking in all the commotion smirked slightly, knowing that it was his tip that led the army to Saddam's hiding spot. He thought to himself, "X-ray vision sure has a lot of rewarding uses!" Just then Lois walked by, somewhat stiffly, as if in some mild discomfort. She thought to herself "How could my breasts get so sunburned, especially in the dead of winter?" Grinning from ear to ear! I love this. |
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Rob Adelman wrote:
750,000 in one hundred dollar bills is no small bag. How did he even fit all that cash in the hole? That's 7500 bills. 75 stacks of 100 Benjamins. About half a duffle bag. And who said it was in the hole? I heard a description of his living quarters in the adjacent building. He only went into the hole as the cavalry showed up. I don't think the two AK47s were in the hole either. Just him and the handgun he didn't use. ulysses |
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Grinning from ear to ear! I love this.
No ****, that's about the funniest post I've read on any newsgroup, all year long. John, you get five stars for that one, DEWD! NeilH |
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David Grant wrote: That's only 7,500 bills, say 500 to a 1 " stack? that makes 15 1" stacks... not a huge area. Ok, I thought it would be bigger. Could somebody please send me 7500 100's so I can see just how big it would be? |
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I keep wondering whose "hole" is nicer .. Dick Cheney's or Saddam's ???
I wonder if Cheney's bunker has a stove? 750,000 in one hundred dollar bills is no small bag. How did he even fit all that cash in the hole? |
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750,000 that's a days pay for an army of 375,000 at the USA or Haliburton's
pay rate for the local labor/army... Just curious how does one build a democracy when you establish a $2 per day pay rate.... seems more like they are wanting to develop the ultimate area for sweat shops with even lower wages than China.. Rgds: Eric "Rob Adelman" wrote in message ... David Morgan (MAMS) wrote: How come.... one of the richest men in the world is *reportedly* found in a hole in the ground with a small bag of money, relatively equivalent to that of a handout? 750,000 in one hundred dollar bills is no small bag. How did he even fit all that cash in the hole? |
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"Rob Adelman" wrote in message ... David Grant wrote: That's only 7,500 bills, say 500 to a 1 " stack? that makes 15 1" stacks... not a huge area. Ok, I thought it would be bigger. Could somebody please send me 7500 100's so I can see just how big it would be? Why did it just happen to be "American" money? Lighter, softer, counterfeit? |
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"Eric K. Weber" wrote in message ... seems more like they are wanting to develop the ultimate area for sweat shops with even lower wages than China.. Everyone will work for the 'pipeline'. |
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"Jim Gilliland" wrote in message t... One more point: The news magazines may not know exactly when a given event is going to occur, but they often know that it will occur eventually. The capture of Saddam is such an event. As a result, they can have a great deal of material ready for publication that can be easily updated with a few last minute facts and printed for distribution. All that's left to do is to grab the cover photo. And as EggHd mentions... print, dry, sort, pack, ship & mail, final delivery. Tall order for a Saturday news break and services that are closed on Sunday. |
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Tall order for a Saturday news break and services that are closed on Sunday.
Not to mention that part of the story is keeping the capture secret for 16 hours. If there are people printing packing and shipping, that's a lot of loose lips. --------------------------------------- "I know enough to know I don't know enough" |
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On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 17:26:23 -0800, Bob Cain
wrote: Ciberratt wrote: You can't apply the physics of the earth to the moon . . . You got a new theory of general relativity? Bob I assumed you were refering to the noise that guy made about blast craters and shadows and such in the lunar landing pictures. I read that *AND* have the video 'documentary'. I thought it was worth looking into. The people I have found that discredit him are more convinving than he is. CRatt |
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"Luke Kaven" wrote in message ... (EggHd) wrote: How did Time get a magazine to me in the mail Monday with the beard pic and the captrue headline when nobody even knew abotu this until Sunday Morning? The Magazine was on newstands at the arirport Sunday! They had it late Saturday night, and you can bet that they called all the staff in and worked all night on it. As a weekly, I'm sure they use regional presses with the content electronically uploaded. So the issue didn't have to travel far. It came in the mail, there's no mail sorting on Sunday is there? I can believe everything here except getting it MAILED to arrive on Monday. |
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During the Christmas Season the Post office is working 24/7.
Mike wrote: "Luke Kaven" wrote in message ... (EggHd) wrote: How did Time get a magazine to me in the mail Monday with the beard pic and the captrue headline when nobody even knew abotu this until Sunday Morning? The Magazine was on newstands at the arirport Sunday! They had it late Saturday night, and you can bet that they called all the staff in and worked all night on it. As a weekly, I'm sure they use regional presses with the content electronically uploaded. So the issue didn't have to travel far. It came in the mail, there's no mail sorting on Sunday is there? I can believe everything here except getting it MAILED to arrive on Monday. -- Cheers and All Nathan " Elementary chaos theory tells us that all of Cakewalk will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving." -Professor Frink |
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"Mike" wrote:
"Luke Kaven" wrote (EggHd) wrote: How did Time get a magazine to me in the mail Monday with the beard pic and the captrue headline when nobody even knew abotu this until Sunday Morning? The Magazine was on newstands at the arirport Sunday! They had it late Saturday night, and you can bet that they called all the staff in and worked all night on it. As a weekly, I'm sure they use regional presses with the content electronically uploaded. So the issue didn't have to travel far. It came in the mail, there's no mail sorting on Sunday is there? I can believe everything here except getting it MAILED to arrive on Monday. I'm guessing that the periodical is carrier-route sorted and delivered to a highly mechanized bulk-mail processing center near to the destination. I can't verify for certain that this works on Sundays, but there's pretty good reason to think that it does. Periodicals are subject to the same kinds of speed considerations as express mail and priority mail, which does move on Sundays. |
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"But you can now, due to "on demand" printing! Now you can electronically
store and print periodicals, even one at a time! So we can all be published..." And they can mail sunday? --------------------------------------- "I know enough to know I don't know enough" |
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EggHd wrote: And they can mail sunday? During Christmas the PO is running 24/7. Also the newsweekly business is so cutthroat that I would imagine that Time would have a built in contingency plan for scoops like these. -- Cheers and All Nathan " Elementary chaos theory tells us that all of Cakewalk will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving." -Professor Frink |
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How did Time get a magazine to me in the mail Monday with the beard pic and
the captrue headline when nobody even knew abotu this until Sunday Morning? You think that's something? How did South Park get a brilliant Saddam-in-beard-themed episode on the air by Wednesday when Saddam was just captured on Sunday? I'm sure Trey Parker and Matt Stone must be Bush cronies. CT P.S. Yes, I'm kidding. |
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Awesome.
--------------------------------------- "I know enough to know I don't know enough" |
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Hilarious!
....but it's "AP", not "API" you incorrigible pro audio nut, you. : ) A wide eyed intern burst into the editor's office waving an API print out, causing the gruff editor to exclaim "What in blazes?!?!?" "Chief . . . ch . . chief . . . . .LOOK!" the intern stammered and showed him the API bulletin about Saddam's capture. "Great Caesar's Ghost, outa my way Olsen!" he cried pushing Olsen aside as he lunged into the outer office bellowing "STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!" Clark, who was standing at the water cooler taking in all the commotion smirked slightly, knowing that it was his tip that led the army to Saddam's hiding spot. He thought to himself, "X-ray vision sure has a lot of rewarding uses!" Just then Lois walked by, somewhat stiffly, as if in some mild discomfort. She thought to herself "How could my breasts get so sunburned, especially in the dead of winter?" Ted Spencer, NYC "No amount of classical training will ever teach you what's so cool about "Tighten Up" by Archie Bell And The Drells" -author unknown |
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"EggHd" wrote in message ... Awesome. --------------------------------------- "I know enough to know I don't know enough" Thanks all, heh, maybe I should give up on music/recording and take up writing? ( at least for super hero fiction?? ) Although, as I think about it, I bet if I had posted some of my music in a writers forum, they would be more impressed with that then my writing abilities . . . . . . John L Rice |
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