Maybe god just needed to use the restroom.......


Holy ****.
(Mark Steven Brooks/Elaterium Music)

Please take off the jokes regarding God. Does not belong here.
Obviously the people who answered this are small minded and do not
believe in divine intervention even when it is the smallest of things
to let you know he is listening.

Please take off the jokes regarding God. Does not belong here.
Obviously the people who answered this are small minded and do not
believe in divine intervention even when it is the smallest of things
to let you know he is listening.


God walks into a bar.....
(Mark Steven Brooks/Elaterium Music)

Please take off the jokes regarding God. Does not belong here.
Obviously the people who answered this are small minded and do not
believe in divine intervention even when it is the smallest of things
to let you know he is listening.


Jesus walks into a Holiday Inn, put a couple of nails down on the counter, says
"can you put me up for the night?".

Ba-boom.
(Mark Steven Brooks/Elaterium Music)

Please take off the jokes regarding God. Does not belong here.
Obviously the people who answered this are small minded and do not
believe in divine intervention even when it is the smallest of things
to let you know he is listening.


My God can kick the **** out of your God!
(Mark Steven Brooks/Elaterium Music)

Mark Steven Brooks wrote:
Please take off the jokes regarding God. Does not belong here.
Obviously the people who answered this are small minded and do not
believe in divine intervention even when it is the smallest of things
to let you know he is listening.


My God can kick the **** out of your God!

Hungarian is a language rich in epithets. One of them is used
upon entering a rival village:

"**** your God!"

and upon leaving:

"Our God ****s you!"



--

-S.

"They've got God on their side. All we've got is science and reason."
-- Dawn Hulsey, Talent Director

"Steven Sullivan" wrote in message

Mark Steven Brooks wrote:
Please take off the jokes regarding God. Does not belong here.
Obviously the people who answered this are small minded and do not
believe in divine intervention even when it is the smallest of things
to let you know he is listening.


My God can kick the **** out of your God!

Hungarian is a language rich in epithets. One of them is used
upon entering a rival village:

"**** your God!"

and upon leaving:

"Our God ****s you!"

It only works on polytheists.

Arny Krueger wrote:
"Steven Sullivan" wrote in message

Mark Steven Brooks wrote:
Please take off the jokes regarding God. Does not belong here.
Obviously the people who answered this are small minded and do not
believe in divine intervention even when it is the smallest of things
to let you know he is listening.


My God can kick the **** out of your God!

Hungarian is a language rich in epithets. One of them is used
upon entering a rival village:

"**** your God!"

and upon leaving:

"Our God ****s you!"

It only works on polytheists.

True for the suite, but
I've used the first one to good effect on monotheists.


--

-S.

"They've got God on their side. All we've got is science and reason."
-- Dawn Hulsey, Talent Director

Christian Serig wrote:

Please take off the jokes regarding God. Does not belong here.

First we hear that God doesn't throw dice (x), and now that God doesn't
have a Sense of Humour. I would have thought that it was a prerequisite
for Surviving at that Desk looking down on Creation for Eons ....

(x) Einstein tried to make that point stick, but failed, Bohr, whose
grandchildred I went to school with, prevailed with the assertion that
"perhaps He likes to". (x)

O;-)

(x) any confusion of the reader is intentional ....


Kind regards

Peter Larsen



--
*******************************************
* My site is at: http://www.muyiovatki.dk *
*******************************************

(hank alrich)
Please leave off with assitgning gender to any so-called supreme being;
that is the height of human arrogance and male sexism.

Speaking for the Allmighty, are we Hank? Are we putting words in God's
mouth now? I mean I don't disagree that the Creator is the origin of both
genders, but you may be importuning a bit when you presume to speak on "His"
behalf and demand a change in the historical manner the Creator has been
addressed.

Will Miho
NY Music & TV Audio Guy
Off the Morning Show! & sleepin' In... / Fox News
"The large print giveth and the small print taketh away..." Tom Waits

but you may be importuning a bit when you presume to speak on "His"
behalf and demand a change in the historical manner the Creator has been
addressed.

!!!!rotflmfao!!!!
show me one word"god" ever said that was not just man speaking on "its"
behalf
George

In article ,
George wrote:
but you may be importuning a bit when you presume to speak on "His"
behalf and demand a change in the historical manner the Creator has been
addressed.

!!!!rotflmfao!!!!
show me one word"god" ever said that was not just man speaking on "its"
behalf

He said "fiat lux" I believe.
--scott
--
"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

George

!!!!rotflmfao!!!!
show me one word"god" ever said that was not just man speaking on "its"
behalf

On a meter George? How are you going to wire that into my Oversoul?

Will Miho
NY Music & TV Audio Guy
Off the Morning Show! & sleepin' In... / Fox News
"The large print giveth and the small print taketh away..." Tom Waits

WillStG wrote:

Speaking for the Allmighty, are we Hank? Are we putting words in God's
mouth now? I mean I don't disagree that the Creator is the origin of both
genders, but you may be importuning a bit when you presume to speak on "His"
behalf and demand a change in the historical manner the Creator has been
addressed.

I figure I'm as entitled as any other arrogant prick who decides to
speak for the humanly unimaginable. Seeking to justify the all powerful
penishood of thyself, are ya?

I don't do "creator" as any kind of entity. I speculate it's a process,
not a being. As to the "he" thing, that's male chauvinism.

As for "reality", try this:

http://www.simulation-argument.com/


--
ha

hank alrich wrote:



I don't do "creator" as any kind of entity. I speculate it's a process,
not a being.

A rose by any other name...


As for "reality", try this:

http://www.simulation-argument.com/

What a resource! Thanks. I really enjoy that argument,
particularly the speculation that quantum mechanics merely
exposes the granularity of the simulation's event list,
below which it becomes the Monte Carlo method on a grand
scale. The pixel size, so to speak. :-)


Bob
--

"Things should be described as simply as possible, but no
simpler."

A. Einstein

(hank alrich)

I figure I'm as entitled as any other arrogant prick who decides to
speak for the humanly unimaginable. Seeking to justify the all powerful
penishood of thyself, are ya?

So Hank, you would call Jesus of Nazareth, who taught his followers to pray
"Our Father" a chavinistic "arrogant prick"? That is a rather ignorant
pronouncement to make I think; Jesus was quite revolutionary in the way he
treated women and many Theologians consider him to have been truly a
"feminist".

I don't do "creator" as any kind of entity. I speculate it's a process,
not a being. As to the "he" thing, that's male chauvinism.

The issue isn't whether you "do creator" or not, rather it is who are you
to judge the relationship another person might have with God, who are you to
judge the relationship Jesus had with God? If God has spent the last 2000
years trying to get across the concept that his relationship to man is a
"parent to child" relationship, not a "master - servant" relationship, who do
you think you are you to claim that "He" does not want to be addressed as one's
"Father"?

Yeah I wrote about God in my song "Tales Of The Neophyte" as being the
Mother. So God has a feminine side, Father, Mother, it's all the same address,
because the Creator is "One".

Will Miho
NY Music & TV Audio Guy
Off the Morning Show! & sleepin' In... / Fox News
"The large print giveth and the small print taketh away..." Tom Waits

WillStG wrote:
(hank alrich)
Please leave off with assitgning gender to any so-called supreme being;
that is the height of human arrogance and male sexism.

Speaking for the Allmighty, are we Hank? Are we putting words in God's
mouth now?

Everyone else does. Why should hank be forbidden to?




--

-S.

"They've got God on their side. All we've got is science and reason."
-- Dawn Hulsey, Talent Director

"Steven Sullivan" wrote in message
...
WillStG wrote:
(hank alrich)
Please leave off with assitgning gender to any so-called supreme
being;
that is the height of human arrogance and male sexism.

Speaking for the Allmighty, are we Hank? Are we putting words in
God's
mouth now?

Everyone else does. Why should hank be forbidden to?

Because he's biased against Will? Don't believe me? Try google.

I really opened up a can of worms here. Yes I was wrong for calling
him he. I apoligize. I guess growing up you always here of God being a
he when actually we do not really know. Except for the fact there is
someone very much so listening to are thoughts, hearts and actions and
if we put positive energy into this you will be rewarded. Thank you
for enlightening me to looking at this in a new context.


Peter Larsen wrote in message ...
Christian Serig wrote:

Please take off the jokes regarding God. Does not belong here.

First we hear that God doesn't throw dice (x), and now that God doesn't
have a Sense of Humour. I would have thought that it was a prerequisite
for Surviving at that Desk looking down on Creation for Eons ....

(x) Einstein tried to make that point stick, but failed, Bohr, whose
grandchildred I went to school with, prevailed with the assertion that
"perhaps He likes to". (x)

O;-)

(x) any confusion of the reader is intentional ....


Kind regards

Peter Larsen

Christian Serig wrote:

Please take off the jokes regarding God. Does not belong here.
Obviously the people who answered this are small minded and do not
believe in divine intervention even when it is the smallest of things
to let you know he is listening.

Please leave off with assitgning gender to any so-called supreme being;
that is the height of human arrogance and male sexism.

--
ha

hank alrich wrote:

Christian Serig wrote:


Please take off the jokes regarding God. Does not belong here.
Obviously the people who answered this are small minded and do not
believe in divine intervention even when it is the smallest of things
to let you know he is listening.


Please leave off with assitgning gender to any so-called supreme being;
that is the height of human arrogance and male sexism.

I vividly recall the response of a Buddhist teacher some years ago to a student's bemoaning the sad state of affairs in the world, "When you start with the concept that God is a man and He's ****ed off, this is what you get."\

Christian Serig wrote:
Please take off the jokes regarding God. Does not belong here.


Neither to threads about god, but what the hell.



--

-S.

"They've got God on their side. All we've got is science and reason."
-- Dawn Hulsey, Talent Director

"Steven Sullivan" wrote in message
...
Christian Serig wrote:
Please take off the jokes regarding God. Does not belong here.


Neither to threads about god, but what the hell.

You don't seem to have a problem jumping into the argument... g

Romeo Rondeau wrote:

"Steven Sullivan" wrote in message
...
Christian Serig wrote:
Please take off the jokes regarding God. Does not belong here.


Neither to threads about god, but what the hell.

You don't seem to have a problem jumping into the argument... g

That's what 'what the hell' means.



--

-S.

"They've got God on their side. All we've got is science and reason."
-- Dawn Hulsey, Talent Director