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Queefcaster Goes Up In Smoke
On Jan 20, 5:04 pm, "Coconuts" wrote:
"Bret L" wrote in message ... The guy who took the Conn only wanted it for parts. He wanted the AGO keyboards for a PAiA style (John Simonton piece of **** halfass synth) project and put the guts on eBay. Apparently the tone gen section is pretty well toast, and the ACV of these organs is nothing. So I got the bench for it in the haul, the legs unscrewed. It's a big heavy slab of what looks like poplar or alder. I'm going to have it surfaced. cut in half and glued up to make a Telecaster style guitar or two. Generations of old ladies farting and queefing all over it playing at Mass will make it one holy guitar, I figure. "queefing"??? Do you play? Do you have any recordings we can hear? I imagine a number of you play one musical instrument or another. I read where Jenn has been playing trombone since the early 70s. Who else? I'm a terrible guitar player, I just fool with them for fun. I like working on them more than playing them. Jenn is a very good amateur guitar player and a pro music educator. She played horns of one or another sort professionally and academically at one time. But it's a moot point as far as the queefcaster project goes. It turns out this beautiful piece of woodwork had a nice veneer over a core of some antecedent to pressboard, so it got cut up and fed to the fireplace. It popped, smoked and stunk like a vegetarian's ass in the fireplace but up in smoke it went. The legs were so shaped i could not use them for anything else but were a solid medium density hardwood and burned nicely. |
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Queefcaster Goes Up In Smoke
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, Bret L wrote: On Jan 20, 5:04 pm, "Coconuts" wrote: "Bret L" wrote in message ... The guy who took the Conn only wanted it for parts. He wanted the AGO keyboards for a PAiA style (John Simonton piece of **** halfass synth) project and put the guts on eBay. Apparently the tone gen section is pretty well toast, and the ACV of these organs is nothing. So I got the bench for it in the haul, the legs unscrewed. It's a big heavy slab of what looks like poplar or alder. I'm going to have it surfaced. cut in half and glued up to make a Telecaster style guitar or two. Generations of old ladies farting and queefing all over it playing at Mass will make it one holy guitar, I figure. "queefing"??? Do you play? Do you have any recordings we can hear? I imagine a number of you play one musical instrument or another. I read where Jenn has been playing trombone since the early 70s. Who else? I'm a terrible guitar player, I just fool with them for fun. I like working on them more than playing them. Jenn is a very good amateur guitar player and a pro music educator. She played horns of one or another sort professionally and academically at one time. Thanks for the compliment. I make about 1/4 of my income from guitar these days. Last weekend I played at the NAMM show for three days for Martin Guitars, Collins America, and Demeter Amplification. While there I also played a coffee house gig in Pasadena with Laurence Juber. At NAMM I was also engaged to play trombone for Conn-Selmer, and for Bones West. Besides locally, I conduct in Reno, San Diego, and Rochester in 2010. It's a good life. |
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Queefcaster Goes Up In Smoke
"Jenn" wrote in message
... Thanks for the compliment. I make about 1/4 of my income from guitar these days. Last weekend I played at the NAMM show for three days for Martin Guitars, Collins America, and Demeter Amplification. While there I also played a coffee house gig in Pasadena with Laurence Juber. At NAMM I was also engaged to play trombone for Conn-Selmer, and for Bones West. Besides locally, I conduct in Reno, San Diego, and Rochester in 2010. It's a good life. Cool. I play a little. I mostly entertain myself playing to a Fender G-DEC. I'd like to attend a NAMM one of these years. Will you be playing at the Summer NAMM? |
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Queefcaster Goes Up In Smoke
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"Coconuts" wrote: "Jenn" wrote in message .. . Thanks for the compliment. I make about 1/4 of my income from guitar these days. Last weekend I played at the NAMM show for three days for Martin Guitars, Collins America, and Demeter Amplification. While there I also played a coffee house gig in Pasadena with Laurence Juber. At NAMM I was also engaged to play trombone for Conn-Selmer, and for Bones West. Besides locally, I conduct in Reno, San Diego, and Rochester in 2010. It's a good life. Cool. I play a little. I mostly entertain myself playing to a Fender G-DEC. I'd like to attend a NAMM one of these years. Will you be playing at the Summer NAMM? I doubt it. Sponsors aren't paying for long flights much these days. |
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