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Smell the Bull****: Fender Platinum Acoustasonic Guitar Cable
I think that when marketing departments have more balls (small,
though...) than brains we get this kind of crap: ----- BEGIN QUOTE ----- Acoustasonic: The Fender Platinum Acoustasonic Guitar Cable uses 4-Way Differential Cable Architecture to present the best possible balance between all frequency ranges, and to also preserve all the tone and nuance that acoustic-electric guitars are capable of. Optimally selected stranded conductors are used to preserve sustain and the edge and dynamics that are so important in guitar sound, while two different gauge solid conductors augment the midrange & bass to provide a much fuller sound. Specially designed hollow treble conductors give these cables a better, more extended high frequency presentation, with no trace of harshness. These cables have a unique voice that has not been heard before, and use a proprietary technology that is patented. They are specifically designed for acoustic-electric guitar or electric guitar when a more clean sound is desired. ----- END QUOTE ----- Hey, forget the Large Hadron Collider. We have brand new physics right over in Fenner's cable labs. "Honey, are you sure some of your highs aren't getting trapped in those little hollow conductors??" -- ha Iraq is Arabic for Vietnam |
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Smell the Bull****: Fender Platinum Acoustasonic Guitar Cable
Chel van Gennip wrote:
hank alrich schreef: "Honey, are you sure some of your highs aren't getting trapped in those little hollow conductors??" You would be amazed about the high frequency limit of hollow conductors http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wavegui...ectromagnetism) Yeah, doood! Good enuff for my Strat!! g -- ha Iraq is Arabic for Vietnam |
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Smell the Bull****: Fender Platinum Acoustasonic Guitar Cable
"hank alrich" wrote in message ... Chel van Gennip wrote: hank alrich schreef: "Honey, are you sure some of your highs aren't getting trapped in those little hollow conductors??" You would be amazed about the high frequency limit of hollow conductors http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wavegui...ectromagnetism) Yeah, doood! Good enuff for my Strat!! g Gee... will that create a black hole if the molecules collide ?? |
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Smell the Bull****: Fender Platinum Acoustasonic Guitar Cable
hank alrich wrote:
I think that when marketing departments have more balls (small, though...) than brains we get this kind of crap: ----- BEGIN QUOTE ----- Acoustasonic: The Fender Platinum Acoustasonic Guitar Cable uses 4-Way Differential Cable Architecture to present the best possible balance between all frequency ranges, and to also preserve all the tone and nuance that acoustic-electric guitars are capable of. Optimally selected stranded conductors are used to preserve sustain and the edge and dynamics that are so important in guitar sound, while two different gauge solid conductors augment the midrange & bass to provide a much fuller sound. Specially designed hollow treble conductors give these cables a better, more extended high frequency presentation, with no trace of harshness. These cables have a unique voice that has not been heard before, and use a proprietary technology that is patented. They are specifically designed for acoustic-electric guitar or electric guitar when a more clean sound is desired. ----- END QUOTE ----- Hey, forget the Large Hadron Collider. We have brand new physics right over in Fenner's cable labs. "Honey, are you sure some of your highs aren't getting trapped in those little hollow conductors??" Poor me, I am so inferior. All I have is a cable I soldered together myself from Mogami guitar cable and Neutrik connectors. Jay Ts -- To contact me, use this web page: http://www.jayts.com/contact.php |
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Smell the Bull****: Fender Platinum Acoustasonic Guitar Cable
Jay Ts wrote:
hank alrich wrote: I think that when marketing departments have more balls (small, though...) than brains we get this kind of crap: ----- BEGIN QUOTE ----- Acoustasonic: The Fender Platinum Acoustasonic Guitar Cable uses 4-Way Differential Cable Architecture to present the best possible balance between all frequency ranges, and to also preserve all the tone and nuance that acoustic-electric guitars are capable of. Optimally selected stranded conductors are used to preserve sustain and the edge and dynamics that are so important in guitar sound, while two different gauge solid conductors augment the midrange & bass to provide a much fuller sound. Specially designed hollow treble conductors give these cables a better, more extended high frequency presentation, with no trace of harshness. These cables have a unique voice that has not been heard before, and use a proprietary technology that is patented. They are specifically designed for acoustic-electric guitar or electric guitar when a more clean sound is desired. ----- END QUOTE ----- Hey, forget the Large Hadron Collider. We have brand new physics right over in Fenner's cable labs. "Honey, are you sure some of your highs aren't getting trapped in those little hollow conductors??" Poor me, I am so inferior. All I have is a cable I soldered together myself from Mogami guitar cable and Neutrik connectors. I just do not understand how you can treat yourself that way! -- ha Iraq is Arabic for Vietnam |
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Smell the Bull****: Fender Platinum Acoustasonic Guitar Cable
hank alrich wrote:
I think that when marketing departments have more balls (small, though...) than brains we get this kind of crap: ----- BEGIN QUOTE ----- Acoustasonic: The Fender Platinum Acoustasonic Guitar Cable uses 4-Way Differential Cable Architecture to present the best possible balance between all frequency ranges, and to also preserve all the tone and nuance that acoustic-electric guitars are capable of. Optimally selected stranded conductors are used to preserve sustain and the edge and dynamics that are so important in guitar sound, while two different gauge solid conductors augment the midrange & bass to provide a much fuller sound. Specially designed hollow treble conductors give these cables a better, more extended high frequency presentation, with no trace of harshness. These cables have a unique voice that has not been heard before, and use a proprietary technology that is patented. They are specifically designed for acoustic-electric guitar or electric guitar when a more clean sound is desired. ----- END QUOTE ----- Never forget. there is no substitute for TALENT. Cheers Ian |
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Smell the Bull****: Fender Platinum Acoustasonic Guitar Cable
No, if you buy this cable you don't need talent anymore.
Really!! F. |
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Smell the Bull****: Fender Platinum Acoustasonic Guitar Cable
Will it extend how long my hi frequency lasts ? [ if not the size ] "hank alrich" wrote in message ... I think that when marketing departments have more balls (small, though...) than brains we get this kind of crap: ----- BEGIN QUOTE ----- Acoustasonic: The Fender Platinum Acoustasonic Guitar Cable uses 4-Way Differential Cable Architecture to present the best possible balance between all frequency ranges, and to also preserve all the tone and nuance that acoustic-electric guitars are capable of. Optimally selected stranded conductors are used to preserve sustain and the edge and dynamics that are so important in guitar sound, while two different gauge solid conductors augment the midrange & bass to provide a much fuller sound. Specially designed hollow treble conductors give these cables a better, more extended high frequency presentation, with no trace of harshness. These cables have a unique voice that has not been heard before, and use a proprietary technology that is patented. They are specifically designed for acoustic-electric guitar or electric guitar when a more clean sound is desired. ----- END QUOTE ----- Hey, forget the Large Hadron Collider. We have brand new physics right over in Fenner's cable labs. "Honey, are you sure some of your highs aren't getting trapped in those little hollow conductors??" -- ha Iraq is Arabic for Vietnam |
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Smell the Bull****: Fender Platinum Acoustasonic Guitar Cable
Ian Thompson-Bell wrote:
hank alrich wrote: I think that when marketing departments have more balls (small, though...) than brains we get this kind of crap: ----- BEGIN QUOTE ----- Acoustasonic: The Fender Platinum Acoustasonic Guitar Cable uses 4-Way Differential Cable Architecture to present the best possible balance between all frequency ranges, and to also preserve all the tone and nuance that acoustic-electric guitars are capable of. Optimally selected stranded conductors are used to preserve sustain and the edge and dynamics that are so important in guitar sound, while two different gauge solid conductors augment the midrange & bass to provide a much fuller sound. Specially designed hollow treble conductors give these cables a better, more extended high frequency presentation, with no trace of harshness. These cables have a unique voice that has not been heard before, and use a proprietary technology that is patented. They are specifically designed for acoustic-electric guitar or electric guitar when a more clean sound is desired. ----- END QUOTE ----- Never forget. there is no substitute for TALENT. Cheers Ian Fender has been pulling this **** for years. Like claiming that alder was chosen for it's tone for example when it was really chosen because it was cheap, abundant, easy on router bits and doesn't require a grain filler. Don't get me wrong, I like Fender guitars (I own several), but they are essentially full of bull from a marketing perspective most of the time. They gotta find some way to repackage the same product year after year. |
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Smell the Bull****: Fender Platinum Acoustasonic Guitar Cable
Romeo Rondeau wrote:
Fender has been pulling this **** for years. Like claiming that alder was chosen for it's tone for example when it was really chosen because it was cheap, abundant, easy on router bits and doesn't require a grain filler. Don't get me wrong, I like Fender guitars (I own several), but they are essentially full of bull from a marketing perspective most of the time. They gotta find some way to repackage the same product year after year. Sheesh... it's not just Fender, this is how American business works. It's how GM can still manage to sell the same engine for 40 years. It's why Budweiser advertises about being beechwood aged. If you're not used to it by now... --scott -- "C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis." |
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Smell the Bull****: Fender Platinum Acoustasonic Guitar Cable
hank alrich wrote:
I think that when marketing departments have more balls (small, though...) than brains we get this kind of crap: ----- BEGIN QUOTE ----- Acoustasonic: The Fender Platinum Acoustasonic Guitar Cable uses 4-Way Differential Cable Architecture to present the best possible balance between all frequency ranges, and to also preserve all the tone and nuance that acoustic-electric guitars are capable of. Optimally selected stranded conductors are used to preserve sustain and the edge and dynamics that are so important in guitar sound, while two different gauge solid conductors augment the midrange & bass to provide a much fuller sound. Specially designed hollow treble conductors give these cables a better, more extended high frequency presentation, with no trace of harshness. These cables have a unique voice that has not been heard before, and use a proprietary technology that is patented. They are specifically designed for acoustic-electric guitar or electric guitar when a more clean sound is desired. ----- END QUOTE ----- I was trying to find the above on Fender's website, thinking it was classic enough to print out and put in my scrapbook along with receipts for $4/gallon gasoline. But I couldn't find it at fender.com (Products-Accessories, then use the search on that page or click on Cables). I did however get Google results at many online retailers. It looks like Fender shipped it to the retailers to let _them_ get into trouble about it. I did get a Google result pointing to a page at the Fender site. (Search on "acoustasonic hollow site:fender.com", and it will come up as the first non-paid result.) But when I clicked on it, there was different ad copy there. Maybe Fender had already realized that one of their advertising focus groups (in real words: "propaganda machines") was a little too creative (even for the American market) that day. Anyway, I have to say this, even in my best attempts at satire, I couldn't have poked fun at them better than they did themselves. Jay Ts -- To contact me, use this web page: http://www.jayts.com/contact.php |
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Smell the Bull****: Fender Platinum Acoustasonic Guitar Cable
Scott Dorsey wrote:
Romeo Rondeau wrote: Fender has been pulling this **** for years. Like claiming that alder was chosen for it's tone for example when it was really chosen because it was cheap, abundant, easy on router bits and doesn't require a grain filler. Don't get me wrong, I like Fender guitars (I own several), but they are essentially full of bull from a marketing perspective most of the time. They gotta find some way to repackage the same product year after year. Sheesh... it's not just Fender, this is how American business works. It's how GM can still manage to sell the same engine for 40 years. It's why Budweiser advertises about being beechwood aged. If you're not used to it by now... Oh, I'm used to it... I was just giving another example. Hey, while we're at it, how 'bout Chrysler's "Corinthian Leather?" :-) |
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