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12 November 3, 1987: Knowing how much her kids loved "Star Wars," a naive Tipper Gore rushes home with a newly-bought "Luke Skywalker and 2-Live Crew" CD. 11 August 16, 1969: At a party for her 11th birthday, Madonna Louise Ciccone is strangely unfazed when Vinny Martello stuffs two ice cream cones down the front of her dress. 10 July 18, 1966: "Let's let Ringo sing one. No harm in that, is there?" 9 September 22, 1968: Baffled by audiences' lack of enthusiasm about a deaf, dumb and blind shuffleboard champ, Pete Townshend heads dejectedly down to the corner pub. 8 June 3, 1958: In an attempt to impress his piano teacher, young Barry Manilow changes keys in the middle of his rendition of "Heart & Soul" -- three times. 7 September 2, 1997: Lou Bega finishes "Mambo #4," decides his symphony needs one more movement. 6 May 4, 1956: In Toronto, Neil Young's tonsillectomy causes no damage to his larynx, thereby not robbing him of his voice. 5 August 12, 1986: "Congratulations Mr. Hanson -- it's another boy!" 4 July 29, 1974: "Soup or sandwich today, Ms. Cass?" 3 November 8, 1980: Mark David Chapman can't quite scrounge up $50 for shooting lessons. A month later, his attempted assassination of Yoko Ono goes horribly awry. 2 September 6, 1977: Due to a misprint on his high school schedule, Kenny G. attends "Sax Education" class. and Topfive.com's Number 1 Dark Moment in Music History... 1 March 30, 1968: An alien craft leaves a baby on the doorstep of the Dion farm just outside of Montreal, Canada. The Top 12 Dark Moments in Music History (Part II) 12 July 16, 1993: Shaquille O'Neal skips free-throw drills to record his first rap album. 11 October 1, 1978: Michael Jackson takes in "Peter Pan" on Broadway and thinks how cool it would be to look more like Sandy Duncan. 10 January 6, 1995: Art Garfunkel gets three fewer hits than David Crosby on eBay when "celebrity musician sperm" is entered in the search box. 9 August 15, 1953: Future songwriter Jimmy Webb forgets his slice of birthday cake outside. Moments later, it begins to rain. 8 June 7, 1966: "Hey, chaps, I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend, Yoko." 7 July 23, 1956: Colonel Tom Parker says to Elvis, "Boy, you're nothin' but skin and bones. You better put on some weight, or people are gonna think you're sick!" 6 October 31, 1975: At a costume party in Greenwich Village, a soldier, an Indian, a biker, a construction worker, a cop and a cowboy all decide, "This is too much fun to do just once a year!" 5 November 17, 1984: "Don't worry, Mr. Dylan, the novocaine will wear off *LONG* before your recording session." 4 September 8, 1949: In Bavaria, Richard Strauss dies. September 8, 1949: In Greece, Milos Muzak is born. 3 May 21, 1971: In a meat-deprivation-fueled stupor, Paul McCartney tells Linda: "Hey, Luv, why don't *you* play in the band?" 2 Sept. 17, 1955: Young Michael Jagger gets his lips caught in a Coke bottle for several hours. and Topfive.com's Number 1 Dark Moment in Music History... 1 February 16, 1955: After 15 minutes of sitting in a boat listening to "Go Back Home, You Obnoxious Little Foreign Brats!", humorless Disneyland execs decide to look for another composer for their new attraction. |
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I guess that's what humor with the extra u is?
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Geoff wrote:
12 November 3, 1987... 11 August 16, 1969... 10 July 18, 1966... 9 September 22, 1968... 8 June 3, 1958... 7 September 2, 1997... 6 May 4, 1956... 5 August 12, 1986... 4 July 29, 1974... 3 November 8, 1980... 2 September 6, 1977... 1 March 30, 1968... (Part II)... 12 July 16, 1993... 11 October 1, 1978... 10 January 6, 1995... 9 August 15, 1953... 8 June 7, 1966... 7 July 23, 1956... 6 October 31, 1975... 5 November 17, 1984... 4 September 8, 1949... 3 May 21, 1971... 2 Sept. 17, 1955... 1 February 16, 1955... January 23, 1970: My extremely straight-laced grandmother decides she enjoys county music and purchases a copy of Country Joe McDonald's "Greatest Hits" LP. -- ================================================== ====================== Michael Kesti | "And like, one and one don't make | two, one and one make one." mrkesti at hotmail dot com | - The Who, Bargain |
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"Michael R. Kesti" wrote in
: Geoff wrote: 12 November 3, 1987... 11 August 16, 1969... 10 July 18, 1966... 9 September 22, 1968... 8 June 3, 1958... 7 September 2, 1997... 6 May 4, 1956... 5 August 12, 1986... 4 July 29, 1974... 3 November 8, 1980... 2 September 6, 1977... 1 March 30, 1968... (Part II)... 12 July 16, 1993... 11 October 1, 1978... 10 January 6, 1995... 9 August 15, 1953... 8 June 7, 1966... 7 July 23, 1956... 6 October 31, 1975... 5 November 17, 1984... 4 September 8, 1949... 3 May 21, 1971... 2 Sept. 17, 1955... 1 February 16, 1955... January 23, 1970: My extremely straight-laced grandmother decides she enjoys county music and purchases a copy of Country Joe McDonald's "Greatest Hits" LP. 1985: My nephew tells his grandmother than his favorite song is Def Leppard's Rock of Ages. She is pleased that the younger generation has discovered the good old hymns. |
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On Mon, 15 Jan 2007 13:38:23 GMT, Carey Carlan
wrote: "Michael R. Kesti" wrote in : Geoff wrote: 12 November 3, 1987... 11 August 16, 1969... 10 July 18, 1966... 9 September 22, 1968... 8 June 3, 1958... 7 September 2, 1997... 6 May 4, 1956... 5 August 12, 1986... 4 July 29, 1974... 3 November 8, 1980... 2 September 6, 1977... 1 March 30, 1968... (Part II)... 12 July 16, 1993... 11 October 1, 1978... 10 January 6, 1995... 9 August 15, 1953... 8 June 7, 1966... 7 July 23, 1956... 6 October 31, 1975... 5 November 17, 1984... 4 September 8, 1949... 3 May 21, 1971... 2 Sept. 17, 1955... 1 February 16, 1955... January 23, 1970: My extremely straight-laced grandmother decides she enjoys county music and purchases a copy of Country Joe McDonald's "Greatest Hits" LP. 1985: My nephew tells his grandmother than his favorite song is Def Leppard's Rock of Ages. She is pleased that the younger generation has discovered the good old hymns. 1956: My foster parents convince me to go with them to a concert by some guy named "Pete Seeger" who was a folksinger. I asked what a folksinger was, and they said "Sort of like Fats Domino." |
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"Willie K. Yee, MD" wrote in message
... 1956: My foster parents convince me to go with them to a concert by some guy named "Pete Seeger" who was a folksinger. I asked what a folksinger was, and they said "Sort of like Fats Domino." I think both of them would appreciate that description. 1967: My mother is worried about the racist implications when the Doors, in the hit "Light My Fire", sing "China set the night on fire". Peace, Paul |
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Paul Stamler wrote:
"Willie K. Yee, MD" wrote in message ... 1956: My foster parents convince me to go with them to a concert by some guy named "Pete Seeger" who was a folksinger. I asked what a folksinger was, and they said "Sort of like Fats Domino." I think both of them would appreciate that description. 1967: My mother is worried about the racist implications when the Doors, in the hit "Light My Fire", sing "China set the night on fire". 1997 - "Skiing when high is a great feeling " - Sonny Bono geoff |
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Geoff wrote:
wrote: I guess that's what humor with the extra u is? No, that's the English (proper UK and International English) spelling. Like Labour, metre, litre, aluminium, etc. I thought seppos could *spell* aluminium, they just couldn't pronounce it ...[1] Cheers Goaty 1. Like nuclear ... -- _--_|\ John Lamp - in beautiful downtown Highton / \ meanderings. 2200-2400 Wednesday \_.--._/ on 94.7 the Pulse - Geelong Community Radio v http://www.myspace.com/meanderings_thepulse "You know, if the internet was analogue with tubes, this stuff wouldn't happen." - Sean S |
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Paul Stamler wrote:
"Willie K. Yee, MD" wrote in message ... 1956: My foster parents convince me to go with them to a concert by some guy named "Pete Seeger" who was a folksinger. I asked what a folksinger was, and they said "Sort of like Fats Domino." I think both of them would appreciate that description. 1967: My mother is worried about the racist implications when the Doors, in the hit "Light My Fire", sing "China set the night on fire". 1971: In an outrageous move to prove she could cope with modern music, my mother visits many record shops looking for an LP called "Crosby steals the nation's young" for my birthday. Cheers Goaty -- _--_|\ John Lamp - in beautiful downtown Highton / \ meanderings. 2200-2400 Wednesday \_.--._/ on 94.7 the Pulse - Geelong Community Radio v http://www.myspace.com/meanderings_thepulse "You know, if the internet was analogue with tubes, this stuff wouldn't happen." - Sean S |
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