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We're all a bunch of liars.
Maybe having a two-month-old AND a three year old have turned my brain to jelly, but I was reading a thread on autotune and out plopped this rant from my keyboard. ------------------------------------- Autotune? So what? We lie about practically everything else on an album. - their tempo sucks so they play to a click - they have no dynamic sense so I use a compressor - they forget the words so I punch them in - the bassist is drunk so I overdub him later - neither take was perfect so I edit them together - they record in a studio so I add a Hall reverb - his timing was off so I shift the track - the piano is sampled, so it's not out of tune - the sequencer is locked to SMPTE so the notes are spot-on I EQ and change mikes and move people around and rent other drum kits and use Amp Farm. I get on the talkback and say "That was Great." I'm a liar just like the rest of you freaks. But here's something to think about - More often than not when you routinely fix all this other **** then the spotlight fatally shifts to the singer. Maybe we should have stopped with the sound of "Louie Louie." I think we've done this to ourselves by making the studio too easy for artists to **** off in. When we started fixing too many things ourselves, we personally became too responsible for the newly exposed flaws in the original performance. Kurt "sometimes I do pull-down sync math just for the fun of it" Riemann |
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On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 23:37:12 -0800, Kurt Riemann wrote:
---------------------------------------8------------------------------------------ We lie about practically everything else on an album. - their tempo sucks so they play to a click - they have no dynamic sense so I use a compressor - they forget the words so I punch them in - the bassist is drunk so I overdub him later - neither take was perfect so I edit them together - they record in a studio so I add a Hall reverb - his timing was off so I shift the track - the piano is sampled, so it's not out of tune - the sequencer is locked to SMPTE so the notes are spot-on I EQ and change mikes and move people around and rent other drum kits and use Amp Farm. I get on the talkback and say "That was Great." I'm a liar just like the rest of you freaks. But here's something to think about - More often than not when you routinely fix all this other **** then the spotlight fatally shifts to the singer. Maybe we should have stopped with the sound of "Louie Louie." I think we've done this to ourselves by making the studio too easy for artists to **** off in. When we started fixing too many things ourselves, we personally became too responsible for the newly exposed flaws in the original performance. Kurt "sometimes I do pull-down sync math just for the fun of it" Riemann HA! This I'll remember as it is true... but hey, everything mentioned above can be instantly heard! Now this is what the performers ought to remember... in fact, the Autotune will tune a bad singer "outta". Nothing replace talent, hard musical education, skills and professionalism. That's why I really like old recordings with all possible human errors and flaws. Don't try to autotune them though. I want human tempos, not a 32768 cps perfect tempo; I want a human played piano not samplers, I want a human voice with all expressions you can imagine, I want good written arrangement and not a PC made one (hear that cliche chords?)... and out at the street, I welcome the folks with half broken guitars and almost ruptured accordeons and I stay away from "surfboarders" with hitech arranger samplers playing with their little finger only. But in turn, all the computer stuff can be of immense help if one has a measure, that's right. Edi Zubovic, Crikvenica, Croatia |
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Kurt Riemann wrote in message
... Autotune? So what? We lie about practically everything else on an album. - their tempo sucks so they play to a click - they have no dynamic sense so I use a compressor - they forget the words so I punch them in - the bassist is drunk so I overdub him later - neither take was perfect so I edit them together - they record in a studio so I add a Hall reverb - his timing was off so I shift the track - the piano is sampled, so it's not out of tune - the sequencer is locked to SMPTE so the notes are spot-on The difference is those other things ADD to the musical experience: eg. "makes it better". Autotune doesn't. It just takes crap and shifts it to a nicely aligned grid. It's still crap on a grid. |
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"Ricky W. Hunt" wrote in news:GmaHc.45858$Oq2.17689
@attbi_s52: Kurt Riemann wrote in message ... Autotune? So what? We lie about practically everything else on an album. - their tempo sucks so they play to a click - they have no dynamic sense so I use a compressor - they forget the words so I punch them in - the bassist is drunk so I overdub him later - neither take was perfect so I edit them together - they record in a studio so I add a Hall reverb - his timing was off so I shift the track - the piano is sampled, so it's not out of tune - the sequencer is locked to SMPTE so the notes are spot-on The difference is those other things ADD to the musical experience: eg. "makes it better". Autotune doesn't. It just takes crap and shifts it to a nicely aligned grid. It's still crap on a grid. Making "something better" was not the point. The point is that one is creating a lie. The performers suck, so we use technology to fix it. Might as well take a Rembrandt and photoshop it. r -- Nothing beats the bandwidth of a station wagon filled with DLT tapes. |
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Making "something better" was not the point. The point is that one is
creating a lie. The performers suck, so we use technology to fix it. Might as well take a Rembrandt and photoshop it. If you've got a Rembrandt you don't need to Photoshop it. |
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Autotune? So what? We lie about practically everything else on an album. - their tempo sucks so they play to a click There are other reasons for using a click. - they have no dynamic sense so I use a compressor How bout using a compressor to shape tone? - they forget the words so I punch them in Sometimes you're working on material that's brand new and hasn't fully been written yet. - the bassist is drunk so I overdub him later You got me there. - neither take was perfect so I edit them together Sometimes magic things happen on different takes... - they record in a studio so I add a Hall reverb You have to record where the equipment is... it's a general purpose facility... - his timing was off so I shift the track Rarely works well at all. - the piano is sampled, so it's not out of tune Pianos are expensive. - the sequencer is locked to SMPTE so the notes are spot-on Would you rather have a loose sequence? I EQ and change mikes and move people around and rent other drum kits and use Amp Farm. I get on the talkback and say "That was Great." I'm a liar just like the rest of you freaks. There's nothing wrong with telling people that a performance was great. A great performance for a group of garage band kids is going to be to a somewhat lower standard than say, a session with top notch studio players. But here's something to think about - More often than not when you routinely fix all this other **** then the spotlight fatally shifts to the singer. Maybe we should have stopped with the sound of "Louie Louie." I think we've done this to ourselves by making the studio too easy for artists to **** off in. When we started fixing too many things ourselves, we personally became too responsible for the newly exposed flaws in the original performance. You have to keep it all in perspective. |
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We lie about practically everything else on an album.
- their tempo sucks so they play to a click - they have no dynamic sense so I use a compressor - they forget the words so I punch them in - the bassist is drunk so I overdub him later - neither take was perfect so I edit them together - they record in a studio so I add a Hall reverb - his timing was off so I shift the track - the piano is sampled, so it's not out of tune - the sequencer is locked to SMPTE so the notes are spot-on I EQ and change mikes and move people around and rent other drum kits and use Amp Farm. I get on the talkback and say "That was Great." I'm a liar just like the rest of you freaks. Well, yeah, if you got one of them fancypants Jetsons studio of the future. Down here we all set up in the barn and sing into a big can and the Colonel gives us $12 a song. We sell cassettes as feed n'seed stores all around the county. -- dt king www.thoughtdog.com Best dang music you ever herd! |
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You should have started this post with something like Luke:14 And the
Lord sayeth - Nothing could me more right on than this. And then people ask the question - why do the old recordings sound good. I think I am going to start answering with a question - Why is making love to a average woman better then whacking off to a picture in a magazine? Sorry so explicit but I think it makes the point best! This should be reposted with vigor for the hearts of all the young and talentless souls to read. Kurt Riemann wrote: Maybe we should have stopped with the sound of "Louie Louie." I think we've done this to ourselves by making the studio too easy for artists to **** off in. When we started fixing too many things ourselves, we personally became too responsible for the newly exposed flaws in the original performance. Kurt "sometimes I do pull-down sync math just for the fun of it" Riemann |
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The difference is those other things ADD to the musical experience: eg.
"makes it better". Autotune doesn't. It just takes crap and shifts it to a nicely aligned grid. It's still crap on a grid. I have put crap drum performances to a grid. Sequences keyboards too. On the other hand I have taken some increadible singers and fixed some pitchy notes on their vocal tracks with auto tune. --------------------------------------- "I know enough to know I don't know enough" |
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Kurt Riemann wrote in message . ..
Maybe having a two-month-old AND a three year old have turned my brain to jelly, but I was reading a thread on autotune and out plopped this rant from my keyboard. ------------------------------------- Autotune? So what? We lie about practically everything else on an album. - their tempo sucks so they play to a click - they have no dynamic sense so I use a compressor - they forget the words so I punch them in - the bassist is drunk so I overdub him later - neither take was perfect so I edit them together - they record in a studio so I add a Hall reverb - his timing was off so I shift the track - the piano is sampled, so it's not out of tune - the sequencer is locked to SMPTE so the notes are spot-on I EQ and change mikes and move people around and rent other drum kits and use Amp Farm. I get on the talkback and say "That was Great." I'm a liar just like the rest of you freaks. I find this all hits rather close to home, except that the bassists I know are sober, and I never use amp farm (though I DO use a SansAmp sometimes). -dave www.themoodrings.com |
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EggHd wrote:
The difference is those other things ADD to the musical experience: eg. "makes it better". Autotune doesn't. It just takes crap and shifts it to a nicely aligned grid. It's still crap on a grid. I have put crap drum performances to a grid. Sequences keyboards too. But, it didn't make them wonderful performances. On the other hand I have taken some increadible singers and fixed some pitchy notes on their vocal tracks with auto tune. But, they still would have been incredible without it. All of these techniques are fine when they are used judiciously to make a great performer a little bit better. But they can't make a bad performer great... they can only make them more consistent and less painful to listen to. And that goes for pretty much all production technique, I think. --scott -- "C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis." |
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I found this a while back and thought it funny -
Beyond the Bass Clef: The Life and Art of Bass Playing -- by Tony Levin In the beginning there was a bass. It was a Fender, probably a Precision,but it could have been a Jazz -- nobody knows. Anyway, it was very old... definitely pre-C.B.S. And God looked down upon it and saw that it was good. He saw that it was very good in fact, and couldn't be improved on at all (though men would later try.) And so He let it be and He created a man to play the bass. And lo the man looked upon the bass, which was a beautiful 'sunburst' red, and he loved it. He played upon the open E string and the note rang through the earth and reverberated throughout the firmaments (thus reverb came to be.) And it was good. And God heard that it was good and He smiled at his handiwork. Then in the course of time, the man came to slap upon the bass. And lo it was funky. And God heard this funkiness and He said, "Go man, go." And it was good. And more time passed, and, having little else to do, the man came to practice upon the bass. And lo, the man came to have upon him a great set of chops. And he did play faster and faster until the notes rippled like a breeze through the heavens. And God heard this sound which sounded something like the wind, which He had created earlier. It also sounded something like the movement of furniture, which He hadn't even created yet, and He was not so pleased. And He spoke to the man, saying "Don't do that!" Now the man heard the voice of God, but he was so excited about his new ability that he slapped upon the bass a blizzard of funky notes. And the heavens shook with the sound, and the Angels ran about in confusion. (Some of the Angels started to dance, but that's another story.) And God heard this -- how could He miss it -- and lo He became Bugged. And He spoke to the man, and He said, "Listen man, if I wanted Jimi Hendrix I would have created the guitar. Stick to the bass parts." And the man heard the voice of God, and he knew not to mess with it. But now he had upon him a passion for playing fast and high. The man took the frets off of the bass which God had created. And the man did slide his fingers upon the fretless fingerboard and play melodies high upon the neck. And, in his excitement, the man did forget the commandment of the Lord, and he played a frenzy of high melodies and blindingly fast licks. And the heavens rocked with the assault and the earth shook, rattled and rolled. Now God's wrath was great. And His voice was thunder as He spoke to the man. And He said, "O.K. for you, pal. You have not heeded My word. Lo, I shall create a soprano saxophone and it shall play higher than you can even think of." "And from out of the chaos I shall bring forth the drums. And they shall play so many notes thine head shall ache, and I shall make you to always stand next to the drummer." "You think you're loud? I shall create a stack of Marshall guitar amps to make thine ears bleed. And I shall send down upon the earth other instruments, and lo, they shall all be able to play higher and faster than the bass." "And for all the days of man, your curse shall be this; that all the other musicians shall look to you, the bass player, for the low notes. And if you play too high or fast all the other musicians shall say "Wow" but really they shall hate it. And they shall tell you you're ready for your solo career, and find other bass players for their bands. And for all your days if you want to play your fancy licks you shall have to sneak them in like a thief in the night." "And if you finally do get to play a solo, everyone shall leave the bandstand and go to the bar for a drink." And it was so. Geetar Dave wrote: Kurt Riemann wrote in message . .. Maybe having a two-month-old AND a three year old have turned my brain to jelly, but I was reading a thread on autotune and out plopped this rant from my keyboard. ------------------------------------- Autotune? So what? We lie about practically everything else on an album. - their tempo sucks so they play to a click - they have no dynamic sense so I use a compressor - they forget the words so I punch them in - the bassist is drunk so I overdub him later - neither take was perfect so I edit them together - they record in a studio so I add a Hall reverb - his timing was off so I shift the track - the piano is sampled, so it's not out of tune - the sequencer is locked to SMPTE so the notes are spot-on I EQ and change mikes and move people around and rent other drum kits and use Amp Farm. I get on the talkback and say "That was Great." I'm a liar just like the rest of you freaks. I find this all hits rather close to home, except that the bassists I know are sober, and I never use amp farm (though I DO use a SansAmp sometimes). -dave www.themoodrings.com |
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I have put crap drum performances to a grid. Sequences keyboards too.
But, it didn't make them wonderful performances. True. On the other hand I have taken some increadible singers and fixed some pitchy notes on their vocal tracks with auto tune. But, they still would have been incredible without it. Trau again. My poin is people seem to be railing against auto tune. They must be working with some really bad singers. Way before DAWs, I (any many others) edited drums, tuned vocals punched vocals line by line or comped 8 tracks of vocals, recorded guitar solos note by notes, brought in studio pros to add to record of contained bands etc. I agree with the original post. making records is a lie. --------------------------------------- "I know enough to know I don't know enough" |
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EggHd wrote:
My poin is people seem to be railing against auto tune. They must be working with some really bad singers. It's a combination of really bad singers, and the fact that people get the notion that if they have the ability to fix something in post that they don't need to bother doing it right in the first place. That attitude was around long before Autotune, but it's insidious. Way before DAWs, I (any many others) edited drums, tuned vocals punched vocals line by line or comped 8 tracks of vocals, recorded guitar solos note by notes, brought in studio pros to add to record of contained bands etc. Absolutely. The problem has been with us since the beginning, it's just that the easier the manipulation becomes, the more tempting it is to use and to overuse it. I agree with the original post. making records is a lie. That's sort of why I am doing mostly classical work these days. Classical folks and the punk folks are about the only people left who care about the integrity of the performance more than absolute perfection. And the classical folks who do care about that are a dying breed anyway. --scott -- "C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis." |
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The problem has been with us since the beginning, it's just that
the easier the manipulation becomes, the more tempting it is to use and to overuse it. Agreed. Add to that that some people's recording backgrounds are DAWs with plug ins as their base line. --------------------------------------- "I know enough to know I don't know enough" |
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"EggHd" wrote in message ... The problem has been with us since the beginning, it's just that the easier the manipulation becomes, the more tempting it is to use and to overuse it. Agreed. Add to that that some people's recording backgrounds are DAWs with plug ins as their base line. Some people's...? I get the impression that this percentage is becoming quite large. "Oh gee, it's a compressor... I hear those are cool, so I'll put one on every track and make everything really loud with it. How does it work?" ?! DM |
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EggHd wrote:
The problem has been with us since the beginning, it's just that the easier the manipulation becomes, the more tempting it is to use and to overuse it. Agreed. Add to that that some people's recording backgrounds are DAWs with plug ins as their base line. The real problem is that so few people have actually heard real unmanipulated music these days. If you don't know what it's _supposed_ to sound like, how can you know any better? --scott -- "C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis." |
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Danny Taddei wrote: I found this a while back and thought it funny - Beyond the Bass Clef: The Life and Art of Bass Playing -- by Tony Levin That whole book is great! Don |
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I didn't realize it was a book. Someone I know just sent me an excerpt.
Don Cooper wrote: Danny Taddei wrote: I found this a while back and thought it funny - Beyond the Bass Clef: The Life and Art of Bass Playing -- by Tony Levin That whole book is great! Don |
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The real problem is that so few people have actually heard real
unmanipulated music these days. If you don't know what it's _supposed_ to sound like, how can you know any better? People as, David said, want to add **** to every track. The fine art of mixing as good recorded sounds balanced very well is out the window in that case. --------------------------------------- "I know enough to know I don't know enough" |
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playon wrote: On 8 Jul 2004 How many people today even listen to any musical sound that hasn't been put thru a mic? Very few people even know what acoustic instruments sound like in a room. Al try not to laugh (or cry) to hard but I was in a bar with a friend and said that the acoustic guitar that the player was on sounded nice and he ask "what's an acoustic guitar". How said is that? |
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Danny Taddei wrote: I didn't realize it was a book. Someone I know just sent me an excerpt. http://www.tonylevin.com http://www.papabear.com |
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Scott Dorsey wrote:
It's a combination of really bad singers, and the fact that people get the notion that if they have the ability to fix something in post that they don't need to bother doing it right in the first place. That attitude was around long before Autotune, but it's insidious. I suppose it would be bad form and undiplomatic to present the artists with two CDs at the completion of the project: the final mix where you've fixed everything, and the "this is what you actually sound like" mix. Then again, knowing the people around here, someone has probably already done that... - Logan |
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I is now eddicated :-)
thanks Don Cooper wrote: Danny Taddei wrote: I didn't realize it was a book. Someone I know just sent me an excerpt. http://www.tonylevin.com http://www.papabear.com |
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Logan Shaw wrote: Scott Dorsey wrote: It's a combination of really bad singers, and the fact that people get the notion that if they have the ability to fix something in post that they don't need to bother doing it right in the first place. That attitude was around long before Autotune, but it's insidious. I suppose it would be bad form and undiplomatic to present the artists with two CDs at the completion of the project: the final mix where you've fixed everything, and the "this is what you actually sound like" mix. Then again, knowing the people around here, someone has probably already done that... - Logan there is a band that sucked so bad and somehow I was talked into producing them. http://www.tapwater.net/band.htm These guys didn't even credit me on the CD. I split to go sailing for 10 months and came back to a well, thanks just the same - Oh yeah, we aren't going to pay you either - I think I am going to take a un-fixed mix and post it at a web site for all to hear... come to think of it, I have a half shot video of them to with some seriously embarrassing stuff on it - that was a good idea |
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In article ,
"Romeo Rondeau" wrote: Making "something better" was not the point. The point is that one is creating a lie. The performers suck, so we use technology to fix it. Might as well take a Rembrandt and photoshop it. If you've got a Rembrandt you don't need to Photoshop it. I tried to email you photos from my GW speech, please send valid email to Thanks |
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"Danny Taddei" wrote in message ...
[deletions] : I think I am going to take a un-fixed mix and post it at a web site for : all to hear... come to think of it, I have a half shot video of them to : with some seriously embarrassing stuff on it - that was a good idea Wouldn't that be a copyright infringement? |
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I agree with the original post. making records is a lie.
Oh, hell. Who ever said making records was honest. You are trying to create an illusion of the people playing in front of you, where's the truth in that? :-) Oh yeah, some guys try to say they "capture it accurately"....Bull****! It's just an illusion no matter what you do. |
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People as, David said, want to add **** to every track. The fine art of
mixing as good recorded sounds balanced very well is out the window in that case. Blame it on the Beatles! All the tracks on Sgt. Pepper had something on them, even if it was heavy compression. |
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"Logan Shaw" wrote in message ... Scott Dorsey wrote: It's a combination of really bad singers, and the fact that people get the notion that if they have the ability to fix something in post that they don't need to bother doing it right in the first place. That attitude was around long before Autotune, but it's insidious. I suppose it would be bad form and undiplomatic to present the artists with two CDs at the completion of the project: the final mix where you've fixed everything, and the "this is what you actually sound like" mix. Then again, knowing the people around here, someone has probably already done that... It's called a board mix. It can be very revealing, plus it makes you the hero when they hear the final, after you've done all those horrible things in the DAW :-) |
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Kurt Riemann wrote in message . ..
Maybe having a two-month-old AND a three year old have turned my brain to jelly, but I was reading a thread on autotune and out plopped this rant from my keyboard. ------------------------------------- Autotune? So what? We lie about practically everything else on an album. - their tempo sucks so they play to a click - they have no dynamic sense so I use a compressor - they forget the words so I punch them in - the bassist is drunk so I overdub him later - neither take was perfect so I edit them together - they record in a studio so I add a Hall reverb - his timing was off so I shift the track - the piano is sampled, so it's not out of tune - the sequencer is locked to SMPTE so the notes are spot-on I EQ and change mikes and move people around and rent other drum kits and use Amp Farm. I get on the talkback and say "That was Great." I'm a liar just like the rest of you freaks. But here's something to think about - More often than not when you routinely fix all this other **** then the spotlight fatally shifts to the singer. Maybe we should have stopped with the sound of "Louie Louie." I think we've done this to ourselves by making the studio too easy for artists to **** off in. When we started fixing too many things ourselves, we personally became too responsible for the newly exposed flaws in the original performance. Kurt "sometimes I do pull-down sync math just for the fun of it" Riemann Well if you take a look back you will remember the 60's was notorious for concocted bands who had studio musicians play on the records and had a swat team of writers for the songs. The most obvious one that comes to mind is the monkees. Oh yea and then there was speeding up the tape sometimes just for tracking but often to bring the pitch up. Surprise surprise when you get to the gig and that crisp sounding singer now sounds like Lee Marvin. Mike http://www.mmeproductions.com |
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"Romeo Rondeau" wrote in message ...
Making "something better" was not the point. The point is that one is creating a lie. The performers suck, so we use technology to fix it. Might as well take a Rembrandt and photoshop it. If you've got a Rembrandt you don't need to Photoshop it. But Rembrandt may have used camera obscura (optics) to outline his paintings and achieve proportion. Nothing new under the sun. Mike http://www.mmeproductions.com |
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"Romeo Rondeau" wrote in message ...
Making "something better" was not the point. The point is that one is creating a lie. The performers suck, so we use technology to fix it. Might as well take a Rembrandt and photoshop it. If you've got a Rembrandt you don't need to Photoshop it. But Rembrandt may have used camera obscura (optics) to outline his paintings and achieve proportion. Nothing new under the sun. Mike http://www.mmeproductions.com |
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Nothing replace talent, hard musical education, skills and
professionalism. Thats a nice sentiment. Unfortunately only shared by a select few. Most people could give ****. Money and haircuts replace anything. "I'm beginning to suspect that your problem is the gap between what you say and what you think you have said." -george (paraphrased) |
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Nothing replace talent, hard musical education, skills and
professionalism. Thats a nice sentiment. Unfortunately only shared by a select few. Most people could give ****. Money and haircuts replace anything. "I'm beginning to suspect that your problem is the gap between what you say and what you think you have said." -george (paraphrased) |
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