Remember this?

http://www.scrappleface.com/MT/archi...1284print.html

Iran Drops Nuke Ambitions, Buys Oil From EU
by Scott Ott (2003-10-21) -- Iran today agreed to halt all nuclear
development and to begin buying oil from the European Union to fuel
its power generation plants.

Iranian President Mohammad Khatami said, "We promise not to make
nuclear weapons....we swear on a stack of Bibles."

French Foreign Minister Dominique de Villepin (who is a man) said the
EU would provide for Iran's power-generation needs by purchasing oil
from Iran then selling it to Iran, losing money on each barrel but
making it up in volume.

"The United States could never have negotiated a deal like this," said
Mr. de Villepin. "And this breakthrough has nothing to do with the
fact that Iranian leaders fear for their regime in the aftermath of
the overthrow of Saddam Hussein. This is a success of Europe's
peaceful engagement process and our shrewd negotiating skills."

-----


Of course "The United States could never have negotiated a deal like
this", because we're not idiots like the French and would trust Iran
(of all countries). You don't deal with terrorists, period. DO YOU
HEAR THAT LIBS????

Just like these morons wanted to build Saddam a nuclear plant and
trust him!


Newsflash:
http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai...19/wiran19.xml

Iranian fatwa approves use of nuclear weapons
By Colin Freeman and Philip Sherwell in Washington
(Filed: 19/02/2006)

Iran's hardline spiritual leaders have issued an unprecedented new
fatwa, or holy order, sanctioning the use of atomic weapons against
its enemies.

In yet another sign of Teheran's stiffening resolve on the nuclear
issue, influential Muslim clerics have for the first time questioned
the theocracy's traditional stance that Sharia law forbade the use of
nuclear weapons.

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And who is funding the Iraqi nuclear program?

Asia buys about 43 percent of Iran's exports and about 38 percent is
shipped to Europe. The rest goes to Africa, Canada and Latin America.



Thank you, Europe, for the end of the world!


And to think John Kerry said we needed to get these morons involved
with Iraq!

UN-****ING-BELIEVABLE!

Neil F wrote:
Remember this?


Move along folks, nothing to see here

"Dr. Dolittle" wrote ...
Neil F wrote:
Remember this?

Move along folks, nothing to see here

Right. Not recommened reading for libs who
want to retain their warped worldview.

On Sun, 19 Feb 2006 23:55:40 GMT, "Dr. Dolittle"
wrote:



Neil F wrote:
Remember this?


Move along folks, nothing to see here


Hey DO-****-TLE, why do you support France giving Iran 3 years extra
time to build the A-Bomb? Why do you like it when France spits in the
US's face? Why are you an idiot, anyways? Dropped as a kid or
genetics?

In article ,
Neil F wrote:

Remember this?

http://www.scrappleface.com/MT/archi...1284print.html

Iran Drops Nuke Ambitions, Buys Oil From EU
by Scott Ott (2003-10-21) -- Iran today agreed to halt all nuclear
development and to begin buying oil from the European Union to fuel
its power generation plants.

Iranian President Mohammad Khatami said, "We promise not to make
nuclear weapons....we swear on a stack of Bibles."

French Foreign Minister Dominique de Villepin (who is a man) said the
EU would provide for Iran's power-generation needs by purchasing oil
from Iran then selling it to Iran, losing money on each barrel but
making it up in volume.

"The United States could never have negotiated a deal like this," said
Mr. de Villepin. "And this breakthrough has nothing to do with the
fact that Iranian leaders fear for their regime in the aftermath of
the overthrow of Saddam Hussein. This is a success of Europe's
peaceful engagement process and our shrewd negotiating skills."

-----


Of course "The United States could never have negotiated a deal like
this", because we're not idiots like the French and would trust Iran
(of all countries). You don't deal with terrorists, period. DO YOU
HEAR THAT LIBS????

Just like these morons wanted to build Saddam a nuclear plant and
trust him!

A hint for the clueless...

(from The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce)

SATIRE, n.
An obsolete kind of literary composition in which the vices and follies
of the author's enemies were expounded with imperfect tenderness. In
this country satire never had more than a sickly and uncertain
existence, for the soul of it is wit, wherein we are dolefully
deficient, the humor that we mistake for it, like all humor, being
tolerant and sympathetic. Moreover, although Americans are "endowed by
their Creator" with abundant vice and folly, it is not generally known
that these are reprehensible qualities, wherefore the satirist is
popularly regarded as a soul-spirited knave, and his ever victim's
outcry for codefendants evokes a national assent.

--
Brendan Doyle

Neil F wrote:

Iranian President Mohammad Khatami said, "We promise not to make
nuclear weapons....we swear on a stack of Bibles."

Oh very funny. You made that up but were too stupid to consider that Moslems
don't use the Bible ! Hint - Koran

You're an idiot.

Graham

On 2/19/06 11:54 PM, in article , "Pooh Bear"
wrote:



Neil F wrote:

Iranian President Mohammad Khatami said, "We promise not to make
nuclear weapons....we swear on a stack of Bibles."

Oh very funny. You made that up but were too stupid to consider that Moslems
don't use the Bible ! Hint - Koran

You're an idiot.

Graham

Did you hear that "whoosh"? That was the point flying past your head.

Pooh Bear wrote:
Neil F wrote:

Iranian President Mohammad Khatami said, "We promise not to make
nuclear weapons....we swear on a stack of Bibles."

Oh very funny. You made that up but were too stupid to consider that Moslems
don't use the Bible ! Hint - Koran

That's what makes it satire.

Don't forget all those kids out there using plutonium to get high with,
either. It's no wonder the government wants to ban it. Just say no, kids.
--scott

--
"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

"Pooh Bear" wrote in message
...


Neil F wrote:

Iranian President Mohammad Khatami said, "We promise not to make
nuclear weapons....we swear on a stack of Bibles."

Oh very funny. You made that up but were too stupid to consider that
Moslems
don't use the Bible ! Hint - Koran

You're an idiot.

Graham


Graham.. read it over and over until you get it. That has to be embarassing.