[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Arnii, let's have some progress reports already. You were tasked with
eradicating music performance and playback from the entire Detroit metro
area. The plan you submitted to the aBxism sYnoD stated you would begin by
deactivating car stereos and boomboxes with electro-nanetic pulses. Reports
received to date indicate no progress. Car stereos still thump and blare,
and boomboxes still crackle with the psychotropic energy of hip-hop.

What, if anything, have you actually accomplished?

We already know of your attempts to desensitize the humans with recordings
of your godawful church choir. Reconnaissance has revealed that the church
still has stacks and stacks of unsold recordings. But you need to ramp up
your anti-music efforts if you want to continue receiving the benefits you
requested.

Get on the stick, Turdborg. Get out there and stomp on some stereos. Trash a
music store if you can still find one. And post some photos, for god's sake.