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*Old Krueger's Love Duet With The Kroobitch*
WE'LL GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS
(I Get By With a Little Help From My Friends) What would you think if I ****ed in my shorts Would you snitch to the newsgroup on me? Would you tell folks of my genital warts That I dribble drabble on my knee? *No, we'll get by with a little help from Depends* *No, we'll stay dry with a little help from Depends* *Arny, don't cry, with a little help from Depends * (Bah dee dah, Bah dah DEE dah dah . . .Bah bum-bum* bum) . . . Please don't reveal 'bout the brown little tracks That I'm leavin' in my BVDs George would impale me - they all would assail me So I'm beggin' on a bended knee *No, we'll get by with a little help from Depends* *No, we'll stay dry with a little help from Depends* *Arny, don't cry, with a little help from Depends* But I pee on my body *You must keep bladder control* And my logic is shoddy *You're ****ed but I won't tell a soul* How should I feel since I'm just an old goat No one cares about my ABX Keep your lips sealed - though I'm not in a boat There's some water leakin' 'tween the decks *No, we'll get by with a little help from Depends* *No, we'll stay dry with a little help from Depends* *Arny, don't cry, with a little help from Depends* Can't you see, no one loves me *Because you stink of your ***** But are you still proud of me *It ain't much marital bliss* *But we'll get by with a little help from Depends* *And we'll stay dry with a little help from Depends* *Arny, don't cry, with a little help from Depends* *With a little help from De-Pends!* Sgt. Shlepper |