Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1   Report Post  
Sgt. Shlepper
 
Posts: n/a
Default *ARNIE KRUEGER'S STOMACH'S TURNING*

From: "Arny Krueger"

;-)


Note emoticon indicating humorous intent.
It was obviously a joke. Here we see that John Atkinson is either a
hopeless humorless dweeb or a incurable liar


Oh.
I get it.
Why didn't *I* think of that?
So all you have to do is add an emoticon and it doesn't matter how disgusting
you are. Cool. How about this, then? This is as disgusting as it gets ;-)


;-) *ARNIE KRUEGER'S STOMACH'S TURNING* ;-)

(Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds)

Picture a wife with a **** tastes like liver
Tits sagging down to her spider-veined thighs
"Arnie," she mumbles. "Come here. Darling, eat me."
Arnie is starting to cry
Cellulite flowering over her butt
God, who could give that bitch heh-head
He'd rather bang his dead son
Or bitch daughter instead

(Bomp! Bomp! Bomp!)

Mrs. Krueger's thighs are yearning
Smegma dripping **** is burning
Arnie Krueger's stomach's turning . . .

He won't go down on her snatch, it's a sewer
Stinking like cow-flop and old kidney pie
That thing's dissolved seven stainless steel dildos
Eat it? No, he'd rather die.
Newspaper spread cause he might lose his lunch
Having to kiss her goodnigh-ight
And Reverend Wick says:
"Let's pray that the thing doesn't bite!"

(Bomp! Bomp! Bomp!)

Mrs. Krueger's thighs are yearning
Smegma dripping **** is burning
Arnie Krueger's stomach's turning . . .

Pictures a wife with a **** tastes like liver
Arnie blows lunch and decides to abstain
Only one man satisfaction will give her
Thank God for Tommi Noussaine!

(Bomp! Bomp! Bomp!)

Mrs. Krueger's thighs are yearning
Smegma dripping **** is burning
Arnie Krueger's stomach's turning . . .



Best Wishes,
Sgt Shlepper . . .

And do have a ;-) day



  #2   Report Post  
Leon North
 
Posts: n/a
Default *ARNIE KRUEGER'S STOMACH'S TURNING*

"Sgt. Shlepper" wrote:

From: "Arny Krueger"


;-)


Note emoticon indicating humorous intent.
It was obviously a joke. Here we see that John Atkinson is either a
hopeless humorless dweeb or a incurable liar


Oh.
I get it.
Why didn't *I* think of that?
So all you have to do is add an emoticon and it doesn't matter how disgusting
you are. Cool. How about this, then? This is as disgusting as it gets ;-)

;-) *ARNIE KRUEGER'S STOMACH'S TURNING* ;-)

(Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds)

Picture a wife with a **** tastes like liver
Tits sagging down to her spider-veined thighs
"Arnie," she mumbles. "Come here. Darling, eat me."
Arnie is starting to cry
Cellulite flowering over her butt
God, who could give that bitch heh-head
He'd rather bang his dead son
Or bitch daughter instead

(Bomp! Bomp! Bomp!)

Mrs. Krueger's thighs are yearning
Smegma dripping **** is burning
Arnie Krueger's stomach's turning . . .

He won't go down on her snatch, it's a sewer
Stinking like cow-flop and old kidney pie
That thing's dissolved seven stainless steel dildos
Eat it? No, he'd rather die.
Newspaper spread cause he might lose his lunch
Having to kiss her goodnigh-ight
And Reverend Wick says:
"Let's pray that the thing doesn't bite!"

(Bomp! Bomp! Bomp!)

Mrs. Krueger's thighs are yearning
Smegma dripping **** is burning
Arnie Krueger's stomach's turning . . .

Pictures a wife with a **** tastes like liver
Arnie blows lunch and decides to abstain
Only one man satisfaction will give her
Thank God for Tommi Noussaine!

(Bomp! Bomp! Bomp!)

Mrs. Krueger's thighs are yearning
Smegma dripping **** is burning
Arnie Krueger's stomach's turning . . .

Best Wishes,
Sgt Shlepper . . .

And do have a ;-) day


Yes, very disgusting. For shame, for shame. But --- it's all better now
because of the magic little ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) thingies. Yes, all better now. No harm done.
This is so kewl.

LN

--
"Now you seem to live in a dream world...... A dream world where pastors don't
say the word even when they have a mouth full of it. Have I heard pastors use
the word "prick". Yes." A. Dimbulb Kroooger


  #3   Report Post  
Myth
 
Posts: n/a
Default *ARNIE KRUEGER'S STOMACH'S TURNING*

You should join rec.music.makers.songwriting and send them your stuff.

"Sgt. Shlepper" skrev i en meddelelse
...
From: "Arny Krueger"


;-)


Note emoticon indicating humorous intent.
It was obviously a joke. Here we see that John Atkinson is either a
hopeless humorless dweeb or a incurable liar


Oh.
I get it.
Why didn't *I* think of that?
So all you have to do is add an emoticon and it doesn't matter how

disgusting
you are. Cool. How about this, then? This is as disgusting as it gets ;-)


;-) *ARNIE KRUEGER'S STOMACH'S TURNING* ;-)

(Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds)

Picture a wife with a **** tastes like liver
Tits sagging down to her spider-veined thighs
"Arnie," she mumbles. "Come here. Darling, eat me."
Arnie is starting to cry
Cellulite flowering over her butt
God, who could give that bitch heh-head
He'd rather bang his dead son
Or bitch daughter instead

(Bomp! Bomp! Bomp!)

Mrs. Krueger's thighs are yearning
Smegma dripping **** is burning
Arnie Krueger's stomach's turning . . .

He won't go down on her snatch, it's a sewer
Stinking like cow-flop and old kidney pie
That thing's dissolved seven stainless steel dildos
Eat it? No, he'd rather die.
Newspaper spread cause he might lose his lunch
Having to kiss her goodnigh-ight
And Reverend Wick says:
"Let's pray that the thing doesn't bite!"

(Bomp! Bomp! Bomp!)

Mrs. Krueger's thighs are yearning
Smegma dripping **** is burning
Arnie Krueger's stomach's turning . . .

Pictures a wife with a **** tastes like liver
Arnie blows lunch and decides to abstain
Only one man satisfaction will give her
Thank God for Tommi Noussaine!

(Bomp! Bomp! Bomp!)

Mrs. Krueger's thighs are yearning
Smegma dripping **** is burning
Arnie Krueger's stomach's turning . . .



Best Wishes,
Sgt Shlepper . . .

And do have a ;-) day





  #4   Report Post  
George M. Middius
 
Posts: n/a
Default *ARNIE KRUEGER'S STOMACH'S TURNING*



Myth Shelleyed:

You should join rec.music.makers.songwriting and send them your stuff.


And you should "join" alt.usenet.dummies so your top-posting won't
stick out like a sore thumb.


Reply
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules

Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Mikey picture Lived EHT Audio Opinions 2 August 16th 03 04:43 PM
Snuff Flicks - Arny Krueger's new hobby Margaret von Busenhalter Audio Opinions 1 August 14th 03 04:08 PM
For Those Tired of Debating Foreign Policy - A New Non-Audio Post Bruce J. Richman Audio Opinions 25 August 7th 03 03:47 PM
*Old Krueger's Love Duet With The Kroobitch* Sgt. Shlepper Audio Opinions 0 August 2nd 03 11:16 PM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 11:57 PM.

Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004-2024 AudioBanter.com.
The comments are property of their posters.
 

About Us

"It's about Audio and hi-fi"