[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

....I'm really not suffering enough from your absence. You implied that
you were going to go.

Let's make a deal: you go, and when the pain of you being gone becomes
too great to bear I'll beg you to come back.

Then you can make a triumphant reappearance on RAO and stifle all of
your critics. You'll be a hero!

Or are you too big of a pussy to do what you say? LoL.