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Arnii, please help
Dear Arnii: I have been asked to sign an affidavit regarding your impending involuntary commital to the care of the state. Sad to say, somebody offered up as evidence of your insanity some of the rather farfetched claims you've made on Usenet. Since I've quoted a number of those claims in my own posts, I've been queried as to whether I know for a fact that they're true. Some of them are true, others are clearly not true, and then there are some whose veracity is unknown. Would you please help me by stating for the record whether the following statements are true? These are all Yes/No questions. Thank you in advance, Arnii. 1. Did you arrange for your wife to give oral sex to men in a back alley for money? 2. Did you receive some pornographic images via email, from an unknown sender, that depicted an infant being mutilated? 3. Did you have sex with a teenaged male "trainee" while wearing a raincoat? 4. Did you once accost President Clinton and demand to see his genitalia? 5. Do you believe that sexual behavior is classified by "flavors"? 6. Have you molested school children? 7. Did you solicit another RAO poster to send you a jpeg image of his genitalia? 8. Do you believe some men are equipped with firehoses instead of penises? 9. Do you beat your wife? 10. Do you have the "biggest dick" in your "stereo club"? It's important for you to affirm or deny the truth of each of these assertions, Arnii. Your freedom may depend on it. |
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If I read some day Krueger found out who Middius actually was and
killed him and burned his house to the ground, I'd laugh. Then I'd write the judge for leniency, inasmuch as he was severely provoked. |
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"Bret Ludwig" wrote in message ups.com... If I read some day Krueger found out who Middius actually was and killed him and burned his house to the ground, I'd laugh. Then I'd write the judge for leniency, inasmuch as he was severely provoked. What would Arny do without you? After all, your his wife's best customer. ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Uncensored-Secure Usenet News==---- http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+ Newsgroups ----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =---- |
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"Clyde Slick" wrote in message ... "Bret Ludwig" wrote in message ups.com... If I read some day Krueger found out who Middius actually was and killed him and burned his house to the ground, I'd laugh. Then I'd write the judge for leniency, inasmuch as he was severely provoked. What would Arny do without you? After all, your his wife's best customer. Which of your mother's customers tips the best? |
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