Proceeding on the theory of demonic possession, there will be an exorcisim
of Arny Krueger tonight, All Hallows Eve.
The success of an exorcism depends upon the laying on of many hands.
Bring your hands to lay upon Arny, so we may Drive Out The Demon.
The Power of Krell Commands Us!

PS: This will be a polytheistic exorcism, so bring any gods you have lying
around the house.