I believe that shows resourcefulness, versatility, and creativity!
west

"edo" wrote in message
news:c2ac05c8558443783db4d7db0ba27b66@cryptorebels .net...
Patrick Turner ) says he

like smack with a lettuce leaf

Surely, Turnip, if you can afford cocaine, you have a spare bill to roll
up to transport the cocaine to your nose.

If you plan something as simple as sniffing coke so badly that you have to
do it with a lettuce leaf, should we assume the insides of Turner Audio amps
are planned and made in the same haphazard manner?

Andre Jute
PS Once in the restaurant at the Royal Dublin Showgrounds, I carelessly
ordered what was described as Distressed Lettuce Salad, which turned out to
be a plate of rotting lettuce, deliberately created by washing the lettuce
and then putting it in a plastic bag with water until it became slimy.
Apparently it is ordered by all the models, who then find it too disgusting
to eat, instead go hungry, and remain anorexic forever. When I sent it back,
the manager came to ask if anything was wrong with it! He rather reminds me
of Patrick Turner, who cannot understand why we find him so disgusting when
someone out there is willing, if very infrequently, to pay for his rotting
lettuce amps.

west wrote:
I believe that shows resourcefulness, versatility, and creativity!
west

Yuck. Must you do that in public?

Cheers,
Fred
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Dear Readers of the Net,

Below we have another sample of the limp lettuce minded Andre Jute,
rabbiting on in his own sweet way, as only he knows how,
in his intrepid efforts to win friends and generate respect
amoungst all who are gathered here at RAT.

Read on, if you like being bored witless............

Patrick Turner

edo wrote:

Patrick Turner ) says he

like smack with a lettuce leaf

Surely, Turnip, if you can afford cocaine, you have a spare bill to roll up to transport the cocaine to your nose.

If you plan something as simple as sniffing coke so badly that you have to do it with a lettuce leaf, should we assume the insides of Turner Audio amps are planned and made in the same haphazard manner?

Andre Jute
PS Once in the restaurant at the Royal Dublin Showgrounds, I carelessly ordered what was described as Distressed Lettuce Salad, which turned out to be a plate of rotting lettuce, deliberately created by washing the lettuce and then putting it in a plastic bag with water until it became slimy. Apparently it is ordered by all the models, who then find it too disgusting to eat, instead go hungry, and remain anorexic forever. When I sent it back, the manager came to ask if anything was wrong with it! He rather reminds me of Patrick Turner, who cannot understand why we find him so disgusting when someone out there is willing, if very infrequently, to pay for his rotting lettuce amps.

AJ, a strange fellow. Perhaps a little more attention in his direction shortly........JLS

edo wrote:

Patrick Turner ) says he

like smack with a lettuce leaf

Surely, Turnip, if you can afford cocaine, you have a spare bill to roll up to transport the cocaine to your nose.

If you plan something as simple as sniffing coke so badly that you have to do it with a lettuce leaf, should we assume the insides of Turner Audio amps are planned and made in the same haphazard manner?

Andre Jute
PS Once in the restaurant at the Royal Dublin Showgrounds, I carelessly ordered what was described as Distressed Lettuce Salad, which turned out to be a plate of rotting lettuce, deliberately created by washing the lettuce and then putting it in a plastic bag with water until it became slimy. Apparently it is ordered by all the models, who then find it too disgusting to eat, instead go hungry, and remain anorexic forever. When I sent it back, the manager came to ask if anything was wrong with it! He rather reminds me of Patrick Turner, who cannot understand why we find him so disgusting when someone out there is willing, if very infrequently, to pay for his rotting lettuce amps.

If Turner is wilted lettuce, then what are you, KIM CHEE?

- J

From: edo
Organization:
Newsgroups: rec.audio.tubes
Date: Sun, 9 Nov 2003 10:54:11 +0100
Subject: Distressed lettuce toobs a la Turner

Patrick Turner ) says he

like smack with a lettuce leaf

Surely, Turnip, if you can afford cocaine, you have a spare bill to roll up to
transport the cocaine to your nose.

If you plan something as simple as sniffing coke so badly that you have to do
it with a lettuce leaf, should we assume the insides of Turner Audio amps are
planned and made in the same haphazard manner?

Andre Jute
PS Once in the restaurant at the Royal Dublin Showgrounds, I carelessly
ordered what was described as Distressed Lettuce Salad, which turned out to be
a plate of rotting lettuce, deliberately created by washing the lettuce and
then putting it in a plastic bag with water until it became slimy. Apparently
it is ordered by all the models, who then find it too disgusting to eat,
instead go hungry, and remain anorexic forever. When I sent it back, the
manager came to ask if anything was wrong with it! He rather reminds me of
Patrick Turner, who cannot understand why we find him so disgusting when
someone out there is willing, if very infrequently, to pay for his rotting
lettuce amps.

Found on RAT, more comeuppance for Parick Turner:

Patrick Turner ) says he

like smack with a lettuce leaf

Surely, Turnip, if you can afford cocaine, you have a spare bill to roll up to transport the cocaine to your nose.

If you plan something as simple as sniffing coke so badly that you have to do it with a lettuce leaf, should we assume the insides of Turner Audio amps are planned and made in the same haphazard manner?

Andre Jute
PS Once in the restaurant at the Royal Dublin Showgrounds, I carelessly ordered what was described as Distressed Lettuce Salad, which turned out to be a plate of rotting lettuce, deliberately created by washing the lettuce and then putting it in a plastic bag with water until it became slimy. Apparently it is ordered by all the models, who then find it too disgusting to eat, instead go hungry, and remain anorexic forever. When I sent it back, the manager came to ask if anything was wrong with it! He rather reminds me of Patrick Turner, who cannot understand why we find him so disgusting when someone out there is willing, if very infrequently, to pay for his rotting lettuce amps.

The author, note, Andre Jute, as "edo " wrote:

: Patrick Turner ) says he
:
: like smack with a lettuce leaf
:
: Surely, Turnip, if you can afford cocaine, you have a spare bill
: to roll up to transport the cocaine to your nose.

A revealingly pathetic attempt at wordplay there. Are there subtexts;-?}

Most here should know that "smack" is a colloquial term for heroin, and is
not synonymous with "coke" or "crack"; not least Mr. Jute, who has in past
writings in this group given expression to some familiarity with cocaine...

: If you plan something as simple as sniffing coke so badly
: that you have to do it with a lettuce leaf, should we assume the insides of
: Turner Audio amps are planned and made in the same haphazard manner?
:
: Andre Jute

Breathtaking -
and not only for the deceitful logical fallacy, but also for the similarity
to "... might this not carry over into how the product is also built?"

Some readers at least will be aware that the very starting point of a major
offense taken;- one of the purported reasons for *years* of railing against
Magnequest and Mike LeFevre, by Andre Jute, was that relatively innocent, if
perhaps naive, remark by Mike LeFevre regarding Lundhal transformers and
their external finish, in an exchange over transformer quality.

Hardly "fighting words", as Henry pointed out, yet evidently enough for AJ!

See the earlier threads especially, if not all, of the few at
http://tinyurl.com/u9i8

{Subtext exercise:-}
Is the resonance with this earlier remark deliberate, or unconcious?
__

One reads that the progressive symptoms of excessive cocaine use are
aggression, paranoia, and psychosis - indistinguishable from clinical
psychosis. One might hope that the previously esteemed author Mr. Jute is
not exhibiting a progression down this path; it would be a pity if such a
talent and appreciation of fine living were to be spent in such a manner.

One does wonder what the point of such displays are if it is not the case.
If it is the case, then his outrageous excesses might well be called - out!

Next bowler ...

RdM
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Anger, paranoia, pyschosis. That's the way you spell cocaine. Killer App.