[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Like a true red-blooded conservative
I will yap eternally.
I bark at ev'ry Democrat
But ne'er the front line will I see.
White is right and browns are clowns
I bark like mad for Republicans.
For Bush! and Cheney! and Scooter too
I lick the blood from their righteous hands.

I chase the trucks down my street by day
I bark at squirrels too.
But nothing sets my blood to boil
Like pointy-headed liberals.
They all say I'm dumb as dumb can be
It so drives me up the walls.
The alarm I'll sound 'till the skies above
Rain down a plague of mutts like me.

Let's build our fence both high and wide
The libs we'll chase down every road.
The group called RAO we'll strive to save
They'll step right where I dropped my load.
My missus wants a Mercedes-Benz
To drive our neighbors 'round the bends.
But I know why the penned dog yaps
'Cos ten percent is too much tax.