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How do pork butchers count in the synagogue?
Oinky Troinky Trinky Pinky.
That's it. They can't count any further because each trotter has only four toes. No zero either in porky rithmetic. Therefore impossible to do meaningful engineering. |
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On 11 Apr 2005 12:07:28 -0700, "
wrote: Oinky Troinky Trinky Pinky. That's it. They can't count any further because each trotter has only four toes. No zero either in porky rithmetic. Therefore impossible to do meaningful engineering. Daer me, the sad old Jute sack really is getting desperate for attention now................................. In point of fact, piggies are great at digital engineering because they have 16 digits, just the right number. Once again, Jute gets his sums wrong. There is of course also a zero in piggie mathematics - they always start a calculation with O, as in Oink! You'd think a fat old porker like Jute would know all this already - I guess the Alzheimer's must be taking over from the Munchausen. Poor Sad Sack Jute........................ -- Stewart Pinkerton | Music is Art - Audio is Engineering |