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Schizoid Man
 
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Hello all.

I survived my four month trip round this mudball we call earth - New
York, London, Frankfurt, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore, Sydney and finally
back home to San Francisco.

I didn't quite make it to Paris. I wonder whether I'll ever get to go
now. According to Pat Buchanan's latest commentary I won't. :-(

How's everyone doing?

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Schizoid Man wrote:

Hello all.

I survived my four month trip round this mudball we call earth - New
York, London, Frankfurt, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore, Sydney and finally
back home to San Francisco.

I didn't quite make it to Paris. I wonder whether I'll ever get to go
now. According to Pat Buchanan's latest commentary I won't. :-(

How's everyone doing?


WOW! What a trip that must have been! Congrats to you. Are you a UT
alumnus? I was just down there for my first visit, doing some work at
the UT School of Music. What a neat town!
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Jenn wrote:

In article ,
Schizoid Man wrote:

Hello all.

I survived my four month trip round this mudball we call earth - New
York, London, Frankfurt, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore, Sydney and finally
back home to San Francisco.

I didn't quite make it to Paris. I wonder whether I'll ever get to go
now. According to Pat Buchanan's latest commentary I won't. :-(

How's everyone doing?


Ferstler finally said good-bye for real; Arny's enjoying his live-sound
volunteering; Lionel and Art share a good flame; half the winger
contingent melted down; and ABX hasn't been validated for evaluating
gear playing music.

WOW! What a trip that must have been! Congrats to you. Are you a UT
alumnus? I was just down there for my first visit, doing some work at
the UT School of Music. What a neat town!


The 'horns will reciprocate at the Rose Bowl.

Stephen
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Jenn wrote:

In article ,
Schizoid Man wrote:

Hello all.

I survived my four month trip round this mudball we call earth - New
York, London, Frankfurt, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore, Sydney and
finally
back home to San Francisco.

I didn't quite make it to Paris. I wonder whether I'll ever get to go
now. According to Pat Buchanan's latest commentary I won't. :-(

How's everyone doing?


Ferstler finally said good-bye for real; Arny's enjoying his live-sound
volunteering; Lionel and Art share a good flame; half the winger
contingent melted down; and ABX hasn't been validated for evaluating
gear playing music.


Right now, Lionel is getting a better part of the flames than I am.
he is off tonight, trying to secure a safe hiding place for
his family's two vehicles.


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MINe 109 opined:

... half the winger contingent melted down ....


Really? I'd've thunk the same of the swamp-fever moonbats
after the non-indictment of Karl Rove coupled with the Prez
regaining his senses by withdrawing the Miers nomination
and replacing it with one us far-right extremists - you know,
the vast majority of red-state voters - would be mighty
pleased with. The economy's chugging right along and the
price of gas is starting to decline and all's quiet on the
western front, except for the aforementioned moonbats,
who are besides themselves after (again) plummeting to
the depressive depths too shortly following the giddy
manic heights they were floating on a scant few weeks ago.
They're reduced to scrounging for lost Prozac pills under
the musty flea-ridden couch.


GeoSynch




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Lionel
 
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GeoBigot wrote :

GeoGag, my sweet little guinea pig. I would like that your mother and your
girlfriend (if it's a different person) validate your following metaphore :

"Lionel - like his country - is a great big vulva, ready and willing to
get penetrated and stuffed at the first sign of trouble."

Please thank them (her ?) in advance.
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In , Clyde Slick wrote :


"MINe 109" wrote in message
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In article
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Jenn wrote:

In article ,
Schizoid Man wrote:

Hello all.

I survived my four month trip round this mudball we call earth - New
York, London, Frankfurt, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore, Sydney and
finally
back home to San Francisco.

I didn't quite make it to Paris. I wonder whether I'll ever get to go
now. According to Pat Buchanan's latest commentary I won't. :-(

How's everyone doing?


Ferstler finally said good-bye for real; Arny's enjoying his live-sound
volunteering; Lionel and Art share a good flame; half the winger
contingent melted down; and ABX hasn't been validated for evaluating
gear playing music.


Right now, Lionel is getting a better part of the flames than I am.
he is off tonight, trying to secure a safe hiding place for
his family's two vehicles.


Not really. With you I don't need to waste my talent. I just activate the
automatic pilot and go to sleep quietly. :-)
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In , Schizoid Man wrote :

Hello all.


Welcome back.

I survived my four month trip round this mudball we call earth - New
York, London, Frankfurt, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore, Sydney and finally
back home to San Francisco.


Mudball ? Don't be so negative.
You say that because your trip was entirely dedicated to what we pompously
call the "civilized world".
You sound like Sackman when he speaks tons about France and has never leaved
CDG terminal... :-)


I didn't quite make it to Paris. I wonder whether I'll ever get to go
now. According to Pat Buchanan's latest commentary I won't. :-(


Don't worry the French youth is just working hard for Kyoto protocol
achievement.
No risk for your safety here.

How's everyone doing?


Fine thank you.
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Ferstler finally said good-bye for real;


Did Ferstler die while I was away? I only ask because it's a
prerequisite of the above....


Well, he does bungee in to sneer every six weeks or so.

..ABX hasn't been validated for evaluating gear playing music.


Yes, but has it been invalidated?


Just for one study.

Stephen
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Don't worry the French youth is just working hard for Kyoto protocol
achievement.


Then they should not be burning things so much. Think of the
air pollution thay create.




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Default Fifi the French poodle yapped

This must have really gotten under your skin,
seeing how you're so obsessed with it:

"Lionel - like his country - is a great big vulva, ready and willing to
get penetrated and stuffed at the first sign of trouble."


Have you and your lily-livered countrymen utterly and completely
surrendered yourselves to the Islamofascists despoiling your
precious little terra firma?

On a more serious note, if you're capable of it, what do you know
about this?


GeoSynch

http://www.expatica.com/source/site_...r+one%E2%80%99

Algerian group calls France 'enemy number one'

PARIS, Sept 27 (AFP) - An Algerian Islamist organisation, the Salafist
Group for Preaching and Combat (GSPC), has issued a call for action against
France which it describes as "enemy number one", intelligence officials said
Tuesday.

"The only way to teach France to behave is jihad and the Islamic martyr,"
the group's leader Abu Mossab Abdelwadoud, also own as Abdelmalek Dourkdal, was
quoted as saying in an Internet message earlier this month.

"France is our enemy number one, the enemy of our religion, the enemy of
our community," he was quoted as saying.

France was mentioned 15 times in the text, and the Algerian government was
also targeted, the officials said.

Nine people detained in a series of raids west of Paris Monday are
suspected members of the GSPC, officials have said. They were being questioned
for a second day Tuesday at the headquarters of the DST domestic intelligence
agency.

Interior minister Nicolas Sarkozy said Monday that the risk of terrorist
attack in France is "at a very high level... There are cells operating on our
territory."



The GSPC was created from a split in the Armed Islamic Group (GIA), the main
force in Algeria's long insurgency which was also responsible for a series of
bombings in France in 1995.
Copyright AFP


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In , Schizoid Man wrote :


Don't worry the French youth is just working hard for Kyoto protocol
achievement.


Then they should not be burning things so much. Think of the
air pollution thay create.


I am quite impressed - 5900 cars and counting. The Frogs are giving
rioting Rosbifs a good name.

I can see not much has changed - not even McKelvy's handle.
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Jenn wrote:
In article ,
Schizoid Man wrote:


Hello all.

I survived my four month trip round this mudball we call earth - New
York, London, Frankfurt, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore, Sydney and finally
back home to San Francisco.

I didn't quite make it to Paris. I wonder whether I'll ever get to go
now. According to Pat Buchanan's latest commentary I won't. :-(

How's everyone doing?



WOW! What a trip that must have been! Congrats to you. Are you a UT
alumnus? I was just down there for my first visit, doing some work at
the UT School of Music. What a neat town!


I am a UT alumnus, it is a neat town and it was an interesting trip. But
I was missing home quite a bit by the end of it.
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In , Schizoid Man wrote :


Hello all.



Welcome back.


I survived my four month trip round this mudball we call earth - New
York, London, Frankfurt, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore, Sydney and finally
back home to San Francisco.


Mudball ? Don't be so negative.
You say that because your trip was entirely dedicated to what we pompously
call the "civilized world".
You sound like Sackman when he speaks tons about France and has never leaved
CDG terminal... :-)


I agree. New York and London were the same as ever, Frankfurt was
boredeom personified, Sydney was mildly interesting, Tokyo was amusing
and Hong Kong entertaining.

However, I think I might cry if someone sent me back to Singapore. The
only apt adjective that applies to that wretched place is 'godless'.

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GeoStink wrote :

This must have really gotten under your skin,
seeing how you're so obsessed with it:


Under my skin ?
No, no don't worry. I'm just sure that your mother would be proud of her
son's metaphor.
Such metaphor like some freudian slips tells tons about the person who
commits them.

The disdain and disgust that you explicitly show here for the female
copulatory organ perfectly fit your rabid homophobia...
It is clear that our repressed little databases technician have serious
sexual problems. :-)

Let me quote it on more time for the pleasure :

"Lionel - like his country - is a great big vulva, ready and willing to get
penetrated and stuffed at the first sign of trouble."

Note that if you wasn't a religious fundamentalist, fascist, homophobe and
racist this wouldn't have the same savor... ;-)





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In , Schizoid Man wrote :

Clyde Slick wrote:
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In , Schizoid Man wrote :


Don't worry the French youth is just working hard for Kyoto protocol
achievement.


Then they should not be burning things so much. Think of the
air pollution thay create.


I am quite impressed - 5900 cars and counting. The Frogs are giving
rioting Rosbifs a good name.


It's good for the car industry.
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In , Schizoid Man wrote :


Don't worry the French youth is just working hard for Kyoto protocol
achievement.


Then they should not be burning things so much. Think of the
air pollution thay create.


You are too fussy to understand French people.
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Don't worry the French youth is just working hard for Kyoto protocol
achievement.


Then they should not be burning things so much. Think of the
air pollution thay create.


I am quite impressed - 5900 cars and counting. The Frogs are giving
rioting Rosbifs a good name.

I can see not much has changed - not even McKelvy's handle.


It ain't broke, why fix it?


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Hello all.



Welcome back.

I survived my four month trip round this mudball we call earth - New
York, London, Frankfurt, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore, Sydney and finally
back home to San Francisco.


Mudball ? Don't be so negative.
You say that because your trip was entirely dedicated to what we
pompously
call the "civilized world".
You sound like Sackman when he speaks tons about France and has never
leaved
CDG terminal... :-)


I agree. New York and London were the same as ever, Frankfurt was boredeom
personified, Sydney was mildly interesting, Tokyo was amusing and Hong
Kong entertaining.

Hong Kong was one of the most incredible places ever created, IMO.
All those people, all that commerce, and a sense of life that was simply
amazing.
I hope the Commies haven't ****ed it up.



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In , Schizoid Man wrote :

Clyde Slick wrote:
"Lionel" wrote in message
In , Schizoid Man wrote :

Don't worry the French youth is just working hard for Kyoto protocol
achievement.

Then they should not be burning things so much. Think of the
air pollution thay create.


I am quite impressed - 5900 cars and counting. The Frogs are giving
rioting Rosbifs a good name.


It's good for the car industry.


http://www.fireservice.co.uk/safety/carfires.php

200 a day? Without an intifada?

Stephen


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Clyde Slick wrote:
"Lionel" wrote in message
In , Schizoid Man wrote :

Don't worry the French youth is just working hard for Kyoto protocol
achievement.

Then they should not be burning things so much. Think of the
air pollution thay create.


I am quite impressed - 5900 cars and counting. The Frogs are giving
rioting Rosbifs a good name.

I can see not much has changed - not even McKelvy's handle.


It ain't broke, why fix it?


Well, it's "broke".

Or maybe you could tell us what it's supposed to stand for.

Is it "none your of business" maybe?
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Don't worry the French youth is just working hard for Kyoto protocol
achievement.


Then they should not be burning things so much. Think of the
air pollution thay create.


I am quite impressed - 5900 cars and counting. The Frogs are giving
rioting Rosbifs a good name.


What are Rosbifs? Football fans?


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Clyde Slick wrote:
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In , Schizoid Man wrote :

Don't worry the French youth is just working hard for Kyoto protocol
achievement.

Then they should not be burning things so much. Think of the
air pollution thay create.


I am quite impressed - 5900 cars and counting. The Frogs are giving
rioting Rosbifs a good name.


It's good for the car industry.


It depends, whether insurance pays the loss
I don't know how French car insurance contracts handle loss to riots


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Don't worry the French youth is just working hard for Kyoto protocol
achievement.


Then they should not be burning things so much. Think of the
air pollution thay create.


You are too fussy to understand French people.


You CAN"T be too fussy to understand French people.


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"Lionel" wrote in message
In , Schizoid Man wrote :

Don't worry the French youth is just working hard for Kyoto protocol
achievement.

Then they should not be burning things so much. Think of the
air pollution thay create.

I am quite impressed - 5900 cars and counting. The Frogs are giving
rioting Rosbifs a good name.

I can see not much has changed - not even McKelvy's handle.


It ain't broke, why fix it?


Well, it's "broke".

Or maybe you could tell us what it's supposed to stand for.

Is it "none your of business" maybe?


Not your ordinary bugeater?




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"Lionel" wrote in message
In , Schizoid Man wrote :

Don't worry the French youth is just working hard for Kyoto protocol
achievement.

Then they should not be burning things so much. Think of the
air pollution thay create.

I am quite impressed - 5900 cars and counting. The Frogs are giving
rioting Rosbifs a good name.

I can see not much has changed - not even McKelvy's handle.


It ain't broke, why fix it?


Well, it's "broke".

Or maybe you could tell us what it's supposed to stand for.

Is it "none your of business" maybe?


I already said what it's for. And it ain't broken, you just don't like it.

Not your on-line buddy.


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Don't worry the French youth is just working hard for Kyoto protocol
achievement.

Then they should not be burning things so much. Think of the
air pollution thay create.


I am quite impressed - 5900 cars and counting. The Frogs are giving
rioting Rosbifs a good name.


What are Rosbifs? Football fans?

I would guess it's a cruder way of saying roast beefs which is a derogatory
term for the English.


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MINe 109 a écrit :
In article ,
Lionel wrote:


In , Schizoid Man wrote :


Clyde Slick wrote:

"Lionel" wrote in message

In , Schizoid Man wrote :

Don't worry the French youth is just working hard for Kyoto protocol
achievement.

Then they should not be burning things so much. Think of the
air pollution thay create.

I am quite impressed - 5900 cars and counting. The Frogs are giving
rioting Rosbifs a good name.


It's good for the car industry.



http://www.fireservice.co.uk/safety/carfires.php

200 a day? Without an intifada?


English hmour.
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In , Clyde Slick wrote :


"Lionel" wrote in message
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In , Schizoid Man wrote :

Don't worry the French youth is just working hard for Kyoto protocol
achievement.

Then they should not be burning things so much. Think of the
air pollution thay create.


You are too fussy to understand French people.



You CAN"T be too fussy to understand French people.


THAT"s right. :-)
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Default Geogag's Algerian friends

GeoSynch wrote :


the group's leader Abu Mossab Abdelwadoud, also own as Abdelmalek
Dourkdal,


Muslim version of Geostink christian bigotry.

was quoted as saying in an Internet message earlier this month.
"France is our enemy number one"


Same discourse than Sackman.


"the enemy of our religion"


Same discourse than Geostink


"the enemy of our community"


Same discourse than ScottW "the Môron"



What's your point ?


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Default Froggy's Freakin'

Fifi the French poodle yapped:

What's your point ?


Poor little impotent feeble old man - your country is being rent asunder.
And all you can do is fiddle on rao, while your beloved Paris burns. :-(

French solution: Paristinian state

Joseph Farah




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Posted: November 8, 2005
1:00 a.m. Eastern


© 2005 WorldNetDaily.com


OK, enough is enough.

It's clear France is no longer in control of its population.

It's clear millions within its borders are struggling for freedom and
independence.

It's clear that these people are not rioting for the sake of rioting, they are
responding to oppression from French authorities.

It's clear that their uprising cannot be met with state violence, because that
would only lead to a cycle of violence.

It's clear that these freedom-fighters - whom I have dubbed "Paristinians" -
want a state of their own.

It's clear that the international community must force France to the negotiating
table with these freedom fighters to begin the peace process that will
inevitably lead to the creation of an autonomous, independent state of
"Paristine."


If it's good enough for Israel, it's good enough for the French surrender
monkeys who have been leaders of the global movement to force the Jewish state
into appeasement of terrorists.

We've got to stop referring to this "intifada" in France as "riots." This is a
movement for self-determination. This is a movement for independence. This is a
movement for freedom from imperialism.

The analogy is apt.

That's not "Frère Jacques" they're singing in France. It's "Fire Jacques."

The president of France can see the cinder in the eye of others, but is missing
the beam in his own.

What's good for the goose liver is good for the gander liver.

The chicken cordon bleu has come home to roost.

It's time for France to stop the hypocrisy.

It's time for the French to take a dose of the medicine they have been handing
out to the Jews of Israel.

It's time to end the apartheid within its population. It's time for France to
stop treating those poor, Muslim immigrants as second-class citizens. It's time
to accept the only permanent solution that can address the root problem in
French society - the recognition of the Paristinians as a legitimate negotiating
partner.

Enough rubber bullets!

Enough police repression!

Enough calls for restraint!

Enough with the threats!

Before this cycle of violence spreads throughout all of Europe, France needs to
do the right thing.

The French have been speaking out of both sides of their mouths for too long.
They've been speaking out of both of their nostrils for too long, too. If
appeasement was the solution in Iraq, it's the solution for the "Paristinian"
revolt. If appeasement was the solution for Hitler, it's the solution for the
"Paristinian" revolt. If appeasement was the solution for Israel in dealing with
its "Palestinian" problem, it's the solution for France's "Paristinian"
uprising.

As I mentioned yesterday in my column, if France has these kinds of systemic
problems with its Muslim population, then it is time to partition France. It's
time for an independent Muslim state to be created. After all, isn't that what
France and other European nations have determined is the proper solution for
Israel?

These are not just riots. This is an intifada - just like the one begun in 2000
within and around Israel.


France and other countries, including the United States, have demanded that
Israel meet those attacks with land concessions to the rioters and suicide
bombers. That is the only viable, long-term solution, they say. They claim this
violence will never cease until those oppressed by Israel are granted an
independent, autonomous state of their own.

Why should the solution be any different in France?

Stop the violence! Now - not at a snail's pace. The time has come to begin talks
with the "Paristinians" about their own future homeland of "Paristine."

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/ar...TICLE_ID=47285





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Clyde Slick said:

Not your ordinary bugeater?


Aye, Captain. Make it so.



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HomoGeo wrote :

Fifi the French poodle yapped:

What's your point ?


Poor little impotent feeble old man .


All my best to your mother, Geogag. ;-)
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French solution: Paristinian state


Who'd you get that from, Hop Sing?


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Cryde Srick wlote:

French solution: Paristinian state


Who'd you get that from, Hop Sing?


Oh ... so solly, cholly .... no tickee, no washee.


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Fifi the French poodle yapped:

What's your point ?


Poor little impotent feeble old man .


All my best ...


From http://www.nysun.com/article/22671 and also from Captain Ed
http://www.captainsquartersblog.com/...ves/005750.php

"...Further evidence of the animating influence in the riots lies
with the French rap music to which the perpetrators listen.
Such music obsessively describes White France as a sexual prey."

So, there you have it. Lionel - like his country - is a great big ... ;-)


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HomoGeo a écrit :

Lionel - like his country - is as great big ... ;-)


Ask your mother if you can take a photo and post it here.
....A little picture is better than a long discourse. :-)
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http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk..._film_sta.html

French Film Star Le Pew Injured in Paris Cat Riots
PARIS - Former French matinee idol Pepe Le Pew
(http://www.toonopedia.com/pepe.htm) was among the hundreds injured last night
amid violent feline rioting in the impoverished Parisian suburb of
Dans-le-Crappeur. Le Pew, 58, a former Warner Brothers studio actor turned
Chirac government spokes-skunk, sustained severe scratches and concussions in
the melee before nose-pin equipped EMT rescue squads could drag him to safety.
He is expected to make a full recovery.

Last night's rioting marked the eighth consecutive night of violence in the
Paris suburbs, as thousands of immigrant feline youths continue to rampage to
protest a lack of jobs and cuts in French government tuna programs.
Dans-le-Crappeur, home to tens of thousands of unemployed first-hundred
generation immigrant cats, has been particularly hard hit.

Violence erupted here last Wednesday night after French Interior Minister
Nikolas Sarkozy announced a crackdown on crime and furniture-scratching in the
sprawling Chateau des Chats public housing projects. Enraged feline youths went
on a rampage, smashing windows of local fish shops and overturning hundreds of
public pay-litter boxes. Violence intensified over the weekend as enraged cats
began burning and looting sprees across the suburbs, sparked by Sarkozy's
remarks that they were "easily enraged."

In a stark warning of continued violence Monday, immigrant community spokes-cat
Imam Tariq Al-Felix of the Lipi Le Lyon Mosque said that arson and looting would
continue "until the French government does something to solve the problem of all
the burned out looted buildings in our neighborhoods."

Seeking to quell the burgeoning Kitty-fada and restore public order, French
President Jacques Chirac and Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin enlisted the
help of Le Pew yesterday. It was thought that Le Pew - who led France's UN
efforts to oppose US sanctions against the so-called "pussies of evil" of
Sylvester, Tom and Mr. Jinks - would help establish a diplomatic dialog with the
Gallic feline community.

Instead, the outreach effort appeared to backfire. According to witnesses, Le
Pew's appearance on the scene last night caused a stampede as panicked crowds
began fleeing the smell. More trouble ensued when Le Pew was seen as making
"inappropriate contact" with a burqqa-clad female cat, which reportedly sparked
a mob of feline activists to don nose clips and begin beating him. Youths also
set fire to a street-stripe painting truck which was allegedly involved in the
incident.

From his hospital bed, Le Pew issued an apology to the Parisian cat community,
explaining that "I am to be walking in zee park one day, in ze merry merry month
of Mai," and "Pepe, he is to thinking this feline girl, she is un belle skunk
femme fatale, no?"

Le Pew also appealed for public calm, and cautioned French citizens not to let
the violence lead to anti-immigrant sentiment.

"To ze multiculturalisme, we must say 'Vive L'Amour!" said Le Pew.

"And remember, France needs zee cat community," he added. "Who else is going to
pay for Pepe's free hospital?"



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GeoStink wrote :

No more information about your mother's vagina ?
What a pity. :-)


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HomoGeo wrote :

You are really not fair GeoGag.
First you lure us with crispy details of your mother's anatomy and when you
are sure that everybody is waiting for more scrabrous description you
suddenly switch to your usual and boring propaganda.

Listen me :
POST A PICTURE OF YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA, IMMEDIATELY !!!

If you don't do that by now be sure that I will *never* give you anymore
lessons about computer systems and networks.

UNDERSTAND ?




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