In other words, I'm an unredeemed SOB. No argument.

No, you're critical but fair.

That's not what most people think.

At least you have the self perception of a sane man .

One can be self-aware without being sane.

Alright, you've convinced me.
I'm sending out the van right now.

Thank you, thank you.

I'll be wearing my custom straitjacket (but one of the attendants will have to
tie it up).