[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Apr 22, 8:52*pm, Jenn wrote:
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*"Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!" wrote:





Mine nominations include:

1. European Jews, gypsies, homosexuals and slavs gassing or shooting
themselves and then burning their own remains in industrial
crematoria.

2. Africans chaining themselves in the stale cramped holds of ships
and then selling themselves into a life of hard labor to people who
mistreated them.

3. Descendants of #2 who called together large parties of their white
buddies and then hung themselves in front of all of them just for the
fun of it.

4. Americans convincing themselves that not taxing the wealthy was a
good idea and would make the economy stable and create lots of high-
paying jobs.

What are your nominations for the greatest conspiracies of all time?

Yours are good ones. *Here's my nomination:

5. *On August 4, 1981 at 7:24 p.m. Barrack Obama was born in Kenya, but
through clever manipulation (no doubt with the aid of the liberal media
elite) the perps convinced two Honolulu newspapers to print birth
announcements allegedly stating that the baby boy was born there. *The
conspiracists were also able to convince the Department of Health in
Hawaii to forge a Certificate of Live Birth that lied about the
circumstances of Obama's birth.

Wow! That seems almost unbelievable! But if you say so...

A couple of others that occurred to me:

6. After the Russians either did or didn't launch Sputnik, JFK was in
a real PR bind. He hired some famous movie makers to design some crazy
set that looked like what the surface of the moon did (or so they
imagined). Then he convinced a host of engineers in Houston and Cape
Canaveral (if those two places actually exist. I'm sure that there's
debate about that) as well as dozens of top military pilots and
scientists to pretend they flew several vehicles to the moon. Since
they didn't all several hundreds of them have managed to keep quiet
for over 40 years without one of them cracking.

7. In the scoop of the century several live beings were captured. They
are still being held near Roswell, New Mexico. In another (see above)
triumph of staggering proportions not a single scientists or military
person has provided credible information about it although thousands
have been assigned there.