[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

This is too funny. He's gone off the deep end. Again.

A poem for you, Senator Sugar, in honor of your coming out:

Senator Sugar sits in a stall
Looking for some guy to ball
Watch his foot go "tap, tap. tap"
Watch him bob in some guy's lap.

"I'm not gay, I am a man
who every day sits in the can
Don't call it eroticism
I just like the taste of jism"

"Many men I meet per day
With them all I have my way
While pretending that I crap
Watch my foot go 'tap, tap, tap.'"