"Josh Snider" wrote in message
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Like the old joke: Why do bagpipe players walk around as they play? To
try
and get away from the noise.


That isn't it. It is because a moving target is much harder to hit.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who CAN play the bagpipes but DOESN'T

Or "definition of optimist" - a bagpipe player with a beeper.