On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 22:31:18 -0500, The Big Cheese
wrote:

So who the hell is Bert?

Isn't your name Bert?

Is he the guy who used to give you swirlies in feces-filled toilets in
high school? And you got the name "****head" then?

Ever drink shooters out of a .50 cal shell casing?

No, just used to hurl shells out of them. And police them up
afterwards.

The Big Cheese

dave weil whimpers:

Hey Bert, shoudn't you be cleaning a gun or something?