On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 14:37:24 -0400, Don Cooper
wrote:
http://www.monstercable.com/MonsterPark/

The hot dogs will be fatter than normal hot dogs, and have superior
caloric conversion to energy.

Don't listen to those who claim "A calorie is a calorie" Our Magickal
powers make our patented Calories SUPERIOR to all other calories, and
hence worth the 10x markup.