[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

Senator Sugar taps out his confusion:

Jilly's jalopy fell apart:

Sorry, old girl, but no SCORE, no CHA-CHINGH (sic)

Learn to spell "CHING", old girl.

Snipped

Thank you from all of humanity on your recent vasectomy. You are aware
that your tap-dance partners won't get impregnated, aren't you?

Anyway, we're all grateful that there's no chance of procreation if
you should ever swing the other way.