And now Brother Ferstler the Overly Pecunious yields the pulpit to his
brethren from the U.K., Brother Pukey the Scatologically Talented. Please
cup your ears, ladies and gentlemen, to make sure you can garner every
syllable of wisdom from Brother Pukey.

Bull****. Those tests are taken by people from both sides of the
fence. The results are the same, only the reactions vary! :-)

Thank you for the inspirational words, Brother Pukey. Do you need some help
maintaining your posture? You look like you've been up all night.