surf said:

A much more likely scenario, Mr. Atkinson, is that your reviewers are
either deluded, incompetent and/or corrupt and cynical.

A possible scenario then, is that the reviewers perceived something
you don't understand. Given the possible scenario you've pointed out,
a certainty is that you're an asshole.


Now cut that out! If you don't watch out, joseph will hire himself a bully
to lay you out.