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"Lord Valve" wrote in message ...

Patrick Turner mumbled a metric ****load of daft anti-American ****:

some of which is mecifully excised

So while the US business interest thrust so much US culture at us non
stop, as they have done for over 1/2 a century...

more of which is mercifully excised

Now that you mention it...

I did a post in reply to a complaining Euro-weenie ten years
back which seems to apply here. Let's have a look, shall we?

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From: Lord Valve
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Subject: Blind Allegiance
Date: Sun, 15 Sep 2002 01:13:19 -0600
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RonSonic wrote:



your hard-sell mickey mouse export culture erodes other peoples' cultures
and national self-esteem.

Hey, if you've got a cultural tradition that can be undone by a mouse
and Beavis and Butthead reruns you weren't bolted together real tight
in the first place.

ROFLMBFAO!! HAWWW!!!! whew Spit take! ;-)
Yeah, we got armed thugs over there makin' these poor
Euro-weenies buy our stuff. Hell, French music sucks so
bad, they hadda pass a damn *law* to make their own
radio stations play the **** instead of American music.

you churn out third-rate movies and embarrassing
television shows that end up dominating foreign stations because, past
their
sell-by date, they're cheaper than home-brewed programs. your fast-food
chains damage local cuisines and help export america's obesity.

Then don't buy the ****. People buy this stuff because they like it,
it's fun, and tasty.

Like I said - the CIA is standin' in all their shops with
machine guns, making sure all the Eeeeeeeewwwwww
pinkos buy ****ty American stuff. Hmmmm....maybe
they're just embarassed at their lack of sales resistance.
Sheep-like, they eschew their own hallowed traditions
at the drop of a Madison Avenue hat, preferring the
Big Mac to the haute cuisine Euro-slop. (Maybe they're
so sick of overcooked mystery meat swimming in grease
and garlic that even a dried-out McDonald's burger looks
good in comparison. Ya think?) "Fries with that?"

you think guns are cool.

So are fast cars, sexy guitars and space shuttles.

Hell, I have *lots* of guns. Big ones, small ones,
loud ones, some with silencers (oops - I didn't say
that...shhhhhhhh....), revolvers, semi-autos, pump-
action shotguns...man, I can *accessorize* with
'em...lemme see, now - today, it's blue jeans
and a T-shirt...hmmm....I'm feelin' adventurous,
how about the S&W .357 Magnum snub-nose with
the rosewood grips? Just right for makin' spineless
Euro-weenies buy ****ty American videotapes. "Hey,
YOU! That's right, you. C'mere, Froggy. No, DON'T
plunk your magic twanger, we have *laws* against
that **** here. See this? It's "Die Hard," starring
Bruce Willis. Take this over to the checkout and
buy it. Tell 'em the CIA says you get a 40% discount.
Pick up some fried pork rinds, a six-pack of Budweiser,
and get your Jerry Lewis-worshippin' ass back to your
hovel and watch it. If you don't, I'm gonna blow your
enormous nose off. Hell, I might just blow your pinky
toe off for target practice. GIT MOVIN'! Yippee Ki-yay,
Mother-****er!"

It don't get any better'n this. ;-)

Lord Valve
American (and you can like it or kiss my fat Yank ass)

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Yep, still good.

If nobody was buyin', McDonalds would pack up and leave.
Don't hold your breath on that one...


Got guns?

Lord Valve
American - so far

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LMAO!!

As far as the USA to the world, to quote Jack Nicolson in "A Few Good Men",
"I prefer you to just say thank you and go on your way"